#23   Jacob Warkov  PROFILE  "I am a man of few words. " ___________________________________ Class: Sophomore   Hometown: Los Gatos, CA   High School: Los Gatos HS   Height / Weight: 5' 10" / 175   Position: 2M Defense   Major: Business

2011 Outlook:Sophomore Jacob Elliot Warkov was directly imported from ze motherland, Russia, and has been molded into the perfect water polo specimen each day in the pool. Coming off of a solid freshman year, Jacob has stepped up his game and is quickly becoming a threat teams have to keep an eye on. He's fast, he's strong, and he's Russian, and if that isn't the most terrifying combination on this Earth, I don't know what is. The rest of the Northwest has no idea what's about to hit them, but they vill.

Fun Fact:  A legendary Russian Ice Hockey player at age 4, Jacob began skating so fast the ice melted and, in the city final, forced to swim, scored the winning goal by skip-bar-down-JFKing the goalie. He then rescued everyone else in the water by tossing them out one-by-one to safety, so he could warm down his shooting arm. True Story.