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Vol.15 No.14Jan. 26- ~ , 1978

Cars may be booted
by security workers
for improper parking
by Michael Riley
This car may get a "boot."
It creeps into the west parking lot, the
driver tries to find that non-existent space.
Not wanting to venture into any of the
other lots and having to walk a few feet more,
the driver parks in the reserved handicapped
parking spaces closest to the campus.
Later that same day, the driver is angered
at the parking ticket LCC Security has placed
under the windshield wiper. If the driver
collects a few more, LCC Security personnel
will "immobilize" it.
Paul Chase, manager of security and
communications, is concerned over the high
number of handicapped and crosswalk
parking violations that have increased in the
west and south parking lots. "By 10:00
(a.m.) the northeast lot is barely full," he
says. Chase refers to the lot behind the
Performing Arts Building, a parking area
many students avoid because "it's too far
away."
Students may prefer to be innovative, but
Chase points out that the desire to park close
to campus may cause more problems than
conveniences. One example is the "mud
flats" in the southwest part of the campus.
Here students are advised to "park at your
own risk" since the parking area is unpaved
and Security will not give "battery assists"
(a jump start) to cars in that area.
Crosswalk parking in the south lot poses a
problem for pedestrians. It's just plain
dangerous to walk down the slippery
embankments when the stairs in that lot are
blocked by parked cars. The curbing at these
crosswalks is painted yellow, meaning "no
parking.'' Some drivers may be color blind.
So what happens if a vehicle is continually
violating the parking codes on campus? '' At
the point (when) you've accumulated three
citations without clearing them through the
Security Office,'' says Chase '' on the fourth
violation we 'immobolize' the vehicle."
To "immobolize" the vehicle, the

LCC tests HEW 's Title IX
by Paul Yarnold
The Department of Health, Education,
and Welfare (HEW) has charged LCC with
sex discrimination under federal statute
Title IX.
If the college fails to comply with a recent
HEW interpretation of Title IX, HEW could
withhold between $500,000 and $1 million of
the college's federal funding. ·
Title IX forbids sexual discrimination in
regards to any educational program or
activity receiving Federal financial assistance; areas of coverage include educational
admissions, treatment of students, and
employment -- and address some specifics
(such as sexual discrimination in athletics).
As part of its enforcement procedures,
HEW has the power to withhold funds from
an institution which it proves is not in
compliance with this federal statute.
Essentially, there are four distinct
elements at the core of the controversy.
1. Although the case began with one
individual's complaint, possible court
rulings resulting from HEW's actions may
affect school systems -- including Community Colleges -- across the state.
2. HEW has charged LCC officials with
violation of Title IX (a federal statute
governing discrimination) which is currently
undergoing review by the District Federal
Court system.
3. HEW claims that Title IX should apply
to the LCC classified (non-teaching)
employees -- as well as students -- and,
specifically, that LCC is required to provide
maternity benefits for classified employees
as part of their health insurance plan. LCC
Dean of Business Operations Tony Birch, in
speaking for the Administration, claims that
the law is confusing and vague and has not
been interpreted to the college's satisfaction
-- by either HEW or the District Court here.
4. HEW further states that female
classified employees who incurred pregnan- .
cy costs between July 21, 1975 (the effective
date of Title IX) and Oct. 4, 1977 (the date
maternity benefits were included in LCC' s
updated insurance plan) should be reimbursed. The insurance plan was updated to
comply with a change in the state laws
prohibiting sex discrimination in insurance
coverage.
AccordingtoBirch, the college has agreed
to pay all maternity costs incurred by Carol
Stiles, an LCC secretar-y (and classified
employee) who filed the original sex
discrimination grievance with HEW. Even
though Stiles had her baby on December 19,
1977 -- and thus was covered by LCC's
updated insurance plan -- her case may still
become the ''test case'' for Title IX in this·
district.
While agreeing to settle with Stiles, the
college refused to sign a "voluntary
compliance'' agreement sent by HEW; and
the Administration -- under advice from the
college lawyer Ed Harms -· is '' awaiting
further clarification of Title IX before any
further action is taken," Birch said.

HEW claims that LCC received notice in
includes faculty and classified employees,
too. He cites the decision of three other 1975 to treat maternity expenses the same as
District Courts which have ruled against a any other temporary disability covered
broad application of Title IX as evidence of under insurance benefits. But both Birch
the confusion surrounding the issue. HEW
says, however, thatthose cases are currently and Douda claim that even HEW did not
being appealed by the federal government. have a clear idea how it wanted to deal with
According to Birch, the College has been the Title IX question until September of this
advised by its attorney, Harms that, "Title year. The College also claims that insurance
IX does not apply to employment and does
not authorize HEW to regulate employment benefits for employees are traditionally
practices for their own sake," and that the decided in a collective bargaining session as
Board has' 'no legal authority'' to reimburse part of contract talks with union representaemployees for pregnancy costs all the way tives, and that federal legislation was not
meant to interlere with this process.
back to 1975.

Energy saving offices under construction

Plans for a new office complex now under construction call for savings in heating and fuel
costs. Photo by Daniel Van Rossen.

by John Jansen
Lane Community College's Building Construction class has begun building on a new
office complex, following a plan which will save on both heating and fuel costs.
Under the'' Arkansas Plan,'' the frame of the building is built with two-by-six boards
instead of the usual two-by-four inch. This creates room for additional insulation, which
cuts down on the use of heat and fuel.
•'This isn't the answer,'' says Construction Technology Instructor Jed Merrill of this
energy saving idea, "but it's the beginning."
Merrill also noted that this plan saves up to 12 percent on lumber costs, but added that
this difference was more than made up with the additional insulation costs.
The building will also provide conference rooms for LCC staff members working with
the High School Completion Program.
The construction completion date of the facility is tentatively set for June, and the
building is expected to be in operation by Fall Term of 1978.

•
In this issue:

Parking violators cause problems for
handicapped and pedestrians, not to
mention more work for Security.

Because this case has no specific
precedents to follow (in regard to our specific
federal district), HEW is handling the case
as a class action suit, and the final decision
may determine for other institutions the
degree they must be made to comply with
HEW' s interpretation of Title IX.

Mexican prison is no tourist trap

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Loren and Mastroiann i together

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Security Staff clamps a ''boot'' to one of the
wheels, making it impossible to drive off
continued on page 2

According to Personnel Director Hank
Douda it is still unclear whether Title IX
applies to students exclusively, or whether it

Thinclads to compete indoors

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Ten years of prison .life leaves its mark
Editor' s Note:
The following story may be the product of a versatile
imagination. Or on the other hand. it could relate the true
experiences of an American in a Mexican orison . The TORCH has
noway of corroborating these facts but fee ls this person's opinion
worth printing. " Blue" brought his story to our atte ntion. The
name " Blue" is invented.

by Tim Leonard
"Blue" was a senior in fine arts at the
University of Texas in 1967 when he decided
to accompany friends over the border to
purchase pot. "I went down to Ciudad
Vicuna, Durango and the Santa Fe
Mountains to get some of that excellent
mishmekan and we bought a few pounds ,'·
he remembers.
Blue says they made it about 10 miles in a
van and the ''federales '' (Mexican border
patrol) picked them up. The federates took
them into a local jail for interrogation and
asked questions. One fellow in the party had

been arrested before in Mexico and paid a
large fine to regain his freedom. The others
were scheduled to stand before a magistrate
for sentencing .. The minimum time for
possession of that quantity was 10 years, and
Blue says he knew it. When he appeared
before the judge he was offered less time for
any information he would provide. He was
asked how much he wanted to plead guilty.
He didn't snitch and received the
maximum 10 year sentence. Throughout the
sentence in the prison he learned firsthand
about the treatment administered by
snitches on those who refused to provide
information.
Blue lived in Las Meiltes prison for the
duration, except for six months while in the
hospital recovering from injuries sustained
in an attempt to kill him.
The prison lies 400 miles south of

Yon can't please all the people
all the tiIDe

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'Editorial by Sally Oljar
Last week a student or staff member dropped off a copy of the TORCH in our office.
Written on the cover was the following :
" Normally. I find the TORCH interesting and well-seasoned. But now I think you 're all
on a bland diet. God. how boring. " The note had no signature.
Ifthenoteisintendedasa ' 'Letter to the Editor'' it is TORCH policy that it be signed by
the author.
Most people, we believe. are willing to stand by what they write -- be it criticism 01
praise -- by signing their name.
We also believe that a person should give examples of what he or she feels is good or bad
writing, an interesting or boring story. This individual's letter would have been much
more useful and effective ifhe/ she had given examples of what was found to be ''boring.''
In no way do we wish to be boring or bland. No newspaper pleases everyone all the time
-- a most enlightening story for one person is most tedious for another. The answer is to
provide something for everyone.
• The real answer comes from student and staff feedback either as a "Letter to the
_E ditor' ' (signed. please), by dropping by our offices (206 Center Building). or giving us a
call (747-4501 . ext. 234).
Let us know what interests you. If you see or hear of something on campus that may be of
interest to our readers . stop by our office. The staff is easily accessible. We'd like to hear
;from you.

Memorand a
Platform writin~ for University Democrats

To the Editor:
On January 26 and Feb. 2 the Un iversity
Democrats are holding platform writing
sessions in the EMU at the U. of 0 . I would
like to extend a special invitation to any
interested LCC students to attend . The first
day people will be asked to divide into
subject areas such as Energy and
Environment, Foreign Policy, and State and
Local Affairs. People with special interest in
particular issues should present their ideas
at this meeting. On Feb. 2 we will have a
general session of all University Democrats
to adopt a platform.
The adopted platform will then be
submitted to the State Democratic Convention and the Young Democrats State
Convention for their consideration. This way
we can show the people of this state and our
statewide elected officials where "grassroot" Democrats are on the issues
Considering their recent performance l thin~
they need to know.
Helping write the Democratic Party• s

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American soil, surrounded by desert and homosexuals ganged up on the two in a
scrubbrush. Sun-baked walls of compressed shower and beat them to death.
earth encase the prison population which
'' It is a situation where people use you for
numbers around 700 prisoners. He says the their own gain, given any possible reason .
capacity, with reasonable consideration for You might, for example, have a mattress
adequate space per person, is 200. All types which is cleaner than theirs, a clean
of people are incarcerated, although washrag. a shirt, bar of soap, whatever."
dangerous political prisoners usually are They would use their connections to exploit
transferred further south. There were 27 other prisoners.
Americans in the facility, primarily busted
Knowing that freedom existed on the
for possession -- there is no law against other side of the wall, some prisonen
smuggling in the country, per se.
formulated an escape attempt. What started
'' Some were there for bringing guns with seven men eventually boiled down to
across the border, burglaries, rape, and two people. "I made it to the top of the wall
murder,' ' he explained. It was an all male and garrotted a guard and went over the
environment with three women kept off in top," Blue recalled, "but I tripped an alarm
another area.
on top and fell off the wall. They turned their
Surprisingly the prison wasn't particular- lights on and I had no chance just lying
ly well fortified -- just four guard towers in there."
the corners. Blue says machine guns, tear
He was put into semi-solitary for 180 days.
gas rifles and an electrified fence served as a
The cell was 5 112 feet high and 2 112 feet
warning to any of the men in the exercise wide. The difference between that and
yard. The yard was dirt, not large by any solitary was a small grill four inches by four
means, and contained the barest of inches which afforded some light.
activity-oriented equipment. Two metal
Every day between 5:30 p.m. and 6: 15
basketball hoops and a chinning bar were the p.m. he received a little light. After that he
limit of physical recreation facilities. But went into solitary for 90 days. A striped cell

"It was pretty much a dog-eat-dog
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case o1 surviva
then again, the chance to get outside and
walk under the hot sun was better than cell
conditions.
The inmates ran the physical plant and
cooked the meals, for the prison population.
The staple meals, morning and evening,
were tortillas, beans, chili peppers and stale
bread. Sometimes stale bread was given out
at noon. A l O year diet.
Jobs were not generally plentiful. The
snitches received preferential treatment for
having turned informant, says Blue. They
were given positions of responsibility and
could demand payment in the form of bribes
from those capable and willing to pay. They
controlled the flow of sex, drugs, cigarettes,
reading material and creature comforts. If
they had it in for someone or a group in
particular, they could chain people up or lock
up 10 people in a cell that was without
sanitation. They enjoyed having control and
exercised their authority whenever it suited
them. re ports ex-convict Blue.
" I made friends and saved a couple of
dudes' lives once," Blue explained , "and
they ke pt me in food for a year.'' In exchange
fo r his refusing to work Blue suffered the
consequences. "I got stabbed a couple of
times and wouldn't want to show you my
body. My nose was broken three times."
"It was pretty much a dog-eat-dog case of
human survival. I wasn't a street person
when I went in and that changed. There were
a lot of homosexual rapes and beatings which
happened because the weak people would
just give in.··
During the 10 years Blue spent in Las
Meiltes. there were nine people killed. he
says. Two Americans were killed because
they wouldn't submit to homosexual
att~mpts by other inmates. Blue claims the

with no light or sound.
Upon release from solitary Blue made a
new friend, another American, recently
arrested for possession. The year was 1974.
His friend was the son of a well known oil well
firefighter and they started receiving better
treatment from the trusties because the
friend had money.
"Money talks," Blue said, his face
relaxing a little at the thought of
remembering how prison life became
somewhat easier. •'From what I understand,
my friend lost about $70,000 in bribes before
he finally got out," claimed Blue. " Somebody paid a guy who lives in Ireland, a
mercenary. who busted him out. I was
supposed to go but the leg wounds from
trying to escape earlier hadn 't healed. He
left me a couple of grand and it wasn't too
bad ."
The six months in the hospital followed
when someone tried to kill him in his cell. "I
was going to the bathroom and someone
poured gasoline in and soaked the mattress.
Then they tossed a match in. It could have
been a trusty or another inmate, I don't know
who."
He was taken to a hospital where his life
was saved. although he lost the nerves and
use of one hand in addition to losing his ears.
He survived and he had to return to Las
Meiltes.
With three quarters of his sentence served
and enough money stashed to pay-off
trusties for easier treatment, Blue concentrated on meditation. yoga and mental
gymnasticstopasstheminutes, hours, days.
\\-eeks and months. He devoured thousands
of books. And waited.
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Campus p a r k i n g - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - continued from page 1
campus. let alone out of the parking area.
The "boot" is the teeth of Security's control
over parking violators. Chase says because
it" s less expensive to the violator than a
towing fee. Once the citations are cleared
with Security the "boot" is removed.
To avoid getting the "boot'· . from
Security. Chase has some suggestions for
those whodriveoncampus. He feels the west
parking lot is the first to fill up in the
morning. This is due, in part, to drivers not
knowing about the other entrance east of the
main exit on 30th Avenue. The main exit is
the cloverleaf as one drives over the hill from
Eugene.
He suggests that drivers who arrive
between 8 and 9 a.m. use the east exit. It's
the next turnoff on 30th after the main exit.
Chase also recommends that one should use

caution when heading toward the east exit
since it can be confused with the Interstate S
on-ramp. Following the east exit (or
entrance if you prefer) gives the driver
access to the north parking lot where there is
plenty of parking .
If you find yourself entering the west
parking lot. Chase says, '' A quick glance at
the lot you drive into can indicate your
chances of finding a legal parking space."
He advocates moving to one of the other lots
since, "settling in an improper parking place
can result in the spending of time and
money.''
I tried Chase's suggestions earlier this
week and the ti me necessary to walk the
extra few feet is negligible .
If you prefer, you can park illegaly and
suffer the consequences or as Chase puts it,
·•It would be better to park in our north lot .''

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Healthful living

On campus, alcohol is 'the drug of choice'
by Dr. Staywell and Staff of the Student Health Service
It's a typical evening after classes and )'.OU and your friend are looking for a little
''action.'' Where else to go but the neighborhood tavern? There you can order a pitcher or
two and get a little loose.

Problem drinking becomes part of the campus scene; those frequent beer breaks could
mean more than a hangover. Photo by Samson Nisser.

A few glasses later you're feeling pretty high and the cares and stresses of the day are
mellowing. This is a fine way to spend an evening, you say to yourself, sharing
conversation with a good buddy, partaking of some spirits, listening to music, and ogling
the masses.
The following morning you wake up feeling less euphoric than you were the night
before, and a gentle craving nags at you to have another beer. Why not? you say, just a
little nip before classes.
If this series of activities is becoming a pattern in your life, take heed: You may be
becoming a "problem drinker."
Alcohol is the "drug of choice" on campus today. Between 70 and 95 per cent of
students at a sampling of 63 colleges and universities across the country drink.
Up to 25 per cent of these are ''heavy drinkers•••· imbibing 3-4 times a week~ College
students. in general, drink as much and as often as the American public.
At LCC, like most campuses, the problem of alcohol is hidden. ''People with drinking
problems are a quiet network,'' says LCC counselor Marje Wynia. Wynia is particularly
interested in the alcohol and alcohol-related problemsofLCC students and approximately
S per cent of her clients have them.
''These are people who drink as a substitute for problem solving, who experience
anxiety, pressure, fear, loss, etc. and use alcohol as a pain reliever. That's what makes the
problem drinker, a person who uses alcohol to feel normal,,, says Wynia.
Wynia often refers people to an informal support group on campus called ''Books and
Booze" which meets in her office (Room 29, Science Building) from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. on
Mondays. (For information, call 747-4501, ext. 397 or ext. 214toleaveamessage.) Most of
Wynia's clients come, not when their problems are moderate, but "unbearable." This
'' First Step,'' recognition of a problem, is the hardest, she says. Wynia is concerned about
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Mexican prison _______
continued from page 2
When the representatives of the United
States were due for a visit prisoners would
receive new straw pallets and other basic
amenities. Nothing could be done through
diplomatic channels and the bribes were
patd and the days slowly went by.
On the day of his release he was given $10
and clothing. The things he had on when
arrested had long since been worn out by the
guards. They took him to the consulate and
he quickly vanished into thin air working his
way back north with the help of friends.
Blue came to Oregon because he heard it
was a nice place. He hopes to take a
vocational rehabilitation program in photography to complete his degree program. He
needs 13 hours to graduate. Once a painter.
he no longer has the use of his hand but still
wants to create. He has tried to paint but
finds the task too difficult.
When asked about what advice he might
offer to someone thinking about going south
for ·pot purchases he said this much. "If
people are aware of all the latest surveillance
techniques and all the checkpoints they
might be OK. There are some very high
level, well-financed people operating between Mexico and the United States and the
Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA) is only
getting about 10 per cent of the traffic."
In essence, Blue doeso 't encourage
people to try and make a quick profit
smuggling dope across the border. In
reality. his experience speaks clearly about
the consequences and effects waiting for
those sentenced to a longer visit than
expected.

'A Special Day' was written for Sophia

Throughout the film are heard voices
Another major flaw of the film is that it is
hailing the Nazi and Fascist chiefs. The voice somehow boring, although it is beautifully
Antonnetta, in a frumpish house-dress, is of one speaker is heard saying '• Hundreds of photographed. It is expertly produced by
folding a white bed sheet. She is assisted by • thousands of men gathered together.'' Loren's husband and it is realistic. It has its
comic moments but it lacks dramatic
Gabriel, a man in his late forties. He is
an artistic charm, that Italians, Mastroianni
dressed in an elegant suit.
In the forefront of this hysterical mania for in particular, seem to intuitively bring to
As the four corners of the sheet come
war is the tired, defeated face of Gabriel as their films.
together the couple meet. Antonnetta says
he talks to his lover, Marco, on the
••Please go.'' But she pushes her body
telephone. Marco has been exiled to
close to Gabriel and kisses him on the moutn.
Sardinia for being a homosexual, and
Gabriel does not resist but neither does he
Photo club meets
therefore "anti-fascist."
respond. He is a homosexual. Antonnetta is
A popular statement of the day is repeated
another man's ignorant housewife. She has
Students and staff interested in
little, if any, knowledge of people like in the film. '• A man must be a husband, a
forming an LCC photography club should
father. and a soldier. Gabriel is none of
Gabriel.
attend an organizational meeting on
these.
He is isolated from the rest of society.
Antonnetta and Gabriel are the main
Wednesday, Feb. 1 at 4 p.m. in room 206
characters in "A Special Day," an Italian He is labeled "depraved."
Center Building.
(English sub-titled) film currently showing
at the Waco Cinema on Franklin Blvd. .Alcohol on cam pus ___________________
continued from page 3
Director Ettore Scola, doubles as a screenwriter in this Carlo Ponti production. Scola
assuring her clients anonymity and avoiding labeling and stereotyping. And she stresses
authored the script with Marcello Mastroiproblem solving on a moment-to-moment. day-to-day basis, rather than immediately.
anni as Gabriel and Sophia Loren as
Why is drinking a hidden problem?
Antonnetta. This may be its major flaw. The
According to studies done by the National Institute on Alcohol Abuse and Alcoholism,
two legendary performers have been teamed
students are simply not worried about alcoholism nor with the long-term effects of heavy
successfully in the past in such films as
drinking. They feel relatively• 'indestructible'' and discussions about what they might be
"Marriage Italian Style." In "A Special
feeling in ten or twenty years are not very meaningful to them.
Day'' we don't see the frumpish, 40 year old
For most. of course, drinking in moderation po-,es no particular problem. But the line
housewife Antonnetta. We see the great and
between moderation and immoderation is fine.
beautiful Sophia Loren. The strength of
To gauge the extent of the problem elsewhere, on the University of Colorado campus a
Scola' s script could have been portrayed
study determined that about 1/3 of students had drinking problems during the previous
more effectively with an unknown actress.
year. These included frequent drunkenness (Sor more times), social complications such
Mastroianni's Gabriel is sensitive. He
as censure from family and friends, difficulties with school work, trouble with the law, or
understands the plight of a bored neglected
driving after drinking too much (which causes 2/3 of all traffic fatalities).
housewife who is attracted to him, although
Studies do acknowledge. however, that students are interested in alcohol problems,
She fails to recognize what he is. She
specifically:
smothers him in her giant bosom. Like a
• The drug alcohol -- its absorption, effects, metabolism and related be haviorchanges.
corpse he tolerates her needs. It is
• Problems related to alcohol abuse, including drunken driving and anti-social or
meaningless to him, but he te11s her that
destructive behavior.
their lovemaking is "beautiful." Gabriel is
• Ways of using alcohol which are positive and not potentially harmful. such as
generous. kind and non-judgemental. He
wine-tasting parties, alternative low-alcohol content or non-alcoholic beverages and ways
has learned this attitude. because he ha.s
of devising fun activities which do not involve alcohol use as a major focus.
been condemned by society.
A number of campuses have initiated seminars on alcohol problems, chauffered
can advise on business.
transportation to drinking holes and other projects in response to student interest in
The relationship between the two is built
love & personal
around the memorable day Hitler visited
"positive" approaches to drinking concerns.
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Donations appreciated
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• Beware of unfamiliar drinks.
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Thomas Major as Moon explodes in anger while describing his version of the play as Birdboot [Dan Mays]
listens intently. Photo by Tim Leonard.

'Hound' spoofs murder & B'dway
''The Real Inspector Hound,'' a comedy
written by Tom Stoppard, opens a five run
performance February 3 in the Performing
Arts building at LCC.
First produced in London ten years ago,
the play was revived for a New iork run in

trom paranoia about his status, wishes his
superior a slow but certain death. The other,
Birdboot, is an established critic who is not
above trading a favorable review for the
favors of a young actress.
The play within a pfay is full of funny

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With a murderer on the loose, Cynthia, Simon, agnus, an e icity p ay car sin
Manor. From left to right: Denise Hodgson, Patrick Baker, John Mithen, Virginia Burg.
Photo by Tim Leonard_.
1972 and received more excel lent reviews
cliches, and the critics, when they are not
than any other play that year.
absorbed with their personal problems,
The play combines farce with satire in a
practice their trade with all the pretentious
spoof of murder-mysteries along with
nonsense at their command.
dramaticcriticism. It begins with two critics,
\/Vhen Birdboot leaps on stage to answer a
Birdboot and IVloon, sitting in a box at the
premiere of an Agatha Christie thriller. The
scene is the drawing room of a rural Gothic
mansion.
l\/loon, a second-string critic suffering

prop telephone, and finds it ·s
for him, the actions of the
play(s) is plunged into a
dimension that is pure Stoppard.
The author, born in Czechoslavakia, was raised in the
Alillipines, lndiaand England.
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1978

CentratOregon· erids ·t ifarts' Si:,{game"willning streak

by Steve Myers
Lane's league winning streak fell last
Wednesday after six -straight wins to a
powerful Central Oregon team 100-78.
"We stood around and watched them
run,'' said coach Dale Bates. ''They were the
best team in the league on that night.''
The Titans then managed to •pull
themselves together after a miserable first
half to easily defeat Umpqua 81-66.
The win and loss upped Lane's Oregon
Community College Athletic Assn. (OCCAA) record 7-1. This places them in a tie for
first place with Central Oregon. also 7-1.
Central Oregon's only loss was to a second
place Chemeketa. Lane's season record is
now 17-3, the best overall markintheleague.
Against Central Oregon, Lane jumped out
to an early lead and for a time it seemed that
its game would be a typical Lane rout, but
then everything broke down.
"Wejustdidn'tplaydefense," said guard
Roger Bates. "That's all, just no defense on
our part.''
"We didn't play our good pressure
defense," agreed Coach Bates. "We didn't
make the transition from offense to defense.
.They just ran and ran on us. We couldn't stop
their fast break.''
After the Titans jumped to an initial lead
early in the first half. the game went downhill
for them as they could only manage 27 first
half points.
"We were standing around waiting for
passes. not going out and meeting them,''
recalled Coach Bates. "We stood still and
watched them steal the ball. They were very
quick and good shooters. Our guard play was
inept."
For the game Lane had 31 total turnovers
and most of them Central Oregon turned into
fast break baskets.
"At one point we were down by eight,"
commented Coach Bates. "Then we would
turn the ball over a couple of times and we'd
be down by twenty.''
In the second half things were'a bit better
scoring wise, as Lane scored 51 points to

Central Oregon's 59 points. But, according
to Coach Bates, this is only becam~e they had their .bench in for most the second half.
The games high scorer was John Lamvick
of Central Oregon who was 11-15 from the
floor for 22 points. Keith Baltzer was Lane's
high point man. He was 8-15 from the floor
and three for four from the foul line for a total
of 19 points. He also led Lane in rebounds
with 10.
. According to Coach Bates, Lane played
almost as bad in the first half against
Umpquaastheydidagainst Central Oregon.
Lane scored 36 points to Umpq ua 's 33 points
in the first half.
•'We didn't move around on offense in the
first half,·· explained Bates. "We had a new
offensive set and the guys' timing wasn't
polished yet. We had a good halftime
discussion and things started to move in the
second half.··
In the second half, Lane scored 45 points to
Umpqua's 33 points, finalizing the score at
81 to 66.
High point man against Umpqua was Bill
Schaffers. who went 8-13 from the floor and
3-4 from the line for a 19 point total. Keith
Dan Alexander and his Titan teammates were unable to penetrate Central Oregon's "'
Baltzer led the team in rebounds with 14 . defense last Wednesday as they fell to a 100-78 defeat.
photo by Jeff Patterson
"Our bench contributed a lot in this
game," said Bates. Specifically, Jeff
Roddenburg, DenniS- Immonen and Mike
Kay."
LANE (781 •· Applebee 12. Alexander, Rodenburg 12, Bates 4,
Fendall 2. Alverson 17, Schaefers 4, Reuter 4. lmmonen 2, Kay 2,
Baltzer 10,
CENTRAL OREGON ( 100) -- Hildahl 16, Bateman 3, Douglass 2.
Lamvik22. Kinney 20. Story. Foshay 4. Roberts 2. Cashman, Webb
13. Hayes 12.
Halftime score : Central Oregon 4L Lane 27.
Total Fouls: Lane l<l. Central Oreeon 15.
Fouled Out: Lane: Fendall. Schaefers; Central Oregon: Webb.

UMPQUA (66)-- Perkins 14. Binder, Leenknecht, Cole 4, Minear 4,
Brown 18, Finlay 3, Pyles 11. Bechharn 2. Barr 10.
LANE (81 I -- Applebee 2, Alexander, Rodenburg 6, Bates 2,
Fendall 13, Halverson 16, Schaefers 19, Reuter, lmmonen 3, Kay 9,
Baltzer 12.
Halftime score: Lane 36. Umpqua 33 .
Total Fouls: Umpqua 21. Lane 16.
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Lane battled back from a 21-17 deficit on
the strength of five buckets by reserve
forwards Gail Rodgers and Tammy Walker.
Central Oregon Community College
A 37-33 LCC lead quickly evaporated
(COCC) ended the women's basketball
second half action began as the
when
team's three game victory string by romping
overwhelming height (all of their l
Bobcats'
over the Titans 76-64 in Bend on
over 5-7) began to take its toll
were
starters
Wednesday, Jan. 18.
boards.
offensive
the
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LCC rebounded Friday night to defeat the
"They had some big girls who were good
Portland State JV' s 53-52 at home behind the
rebounders," said Thompson. "They could
outstanding play of reserve forward Benita
outside shots. Most of them were very
Benigni, evening their pre-season record at afford
individually oriented on offense, but they ,
4-4.
had the good outside shooters.''
"We played our best game of the year
"It's unfortunate that the game went in
against Central Oregon,'' claimed Sue the loss column -- we outplayed them.''
Thompson, the Titans' coach, "but we lost
Corkum led the Titans with 13 points and
the game because of the foul situation.'' 11 rebounds and played her ''best game of
The officials assessed the Titans a total of the year," according to her coach. Lori Quick
32 personal fouls, 14 more than were called and Tammy Walker each added 10 points.
on Central Oregon. Two Lane starters -Friday night's contest with Portland State
guard Lisa Melevin and center DeAnn at LCC looked hopeless late in the second
Baltzer -- fouled out, and four of their half. Lane had fallen from a 41-41 tie after the
teammates were whistled for four fofrac- Vikings full-court pressure began to pay off 1
·tions.
and they barreled to a 50-43 lead.'
The Titans jumped to a 13-7 lead in the
Benigni, recovering from a bout with the
initial five minutes against the Bobcats, then tlu that sidelined her for the last few games,
fell behind when Central . Oregon began entered the game against Portland State
hitting from the outside.
with six minutes remaining in the fourth
quarter.
The Titans went to full-court pressure on
defense causing a series of Portland State
turnovers which led to a basket by Kelly
Smith and two more by Corkum.
The Vikings hit a final bucket to lead by
52-49, then Benigni started her heroics.
She was fouled driving. canned both free
throws. and the Titans trailed by only a point,
52-51.
Portland State tried to bring the ball
upcourt, but Corkum swiped a cross-court
pass. drove the middle, and fed off to
Benigni for a layup and the lead.
Four missed shots at the other end
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finished the Vikings• chances for a win, and
the Titans had another home victory.
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' ·I thought Corky was going to shoot from
the top of the key," recounted Thompson.
"But she saw Benita and fed it to her."
Forward Lori Quick had another strong
i., r r. '!
game. pouring through 16 points while
hauling down seven rebounds to go with
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Corkum's 12 points and nine points,
Thompson, who played Quick for the
game's entire 40 minutes. singled out her
freshman forward for her "excellent play."
··we needed her in there. She drives well
inside. and if she beats her man, someone
Rus. F'>1. 3"12-:2912
has to come out and cover her, which
generally results in a foul."
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Roseburg. They faced Clackamas Tuesday
Euqene Oreoon cn,103
night to open their league season. but results
were unavailable for this issue as the game
was played in Oregon City.
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Track team enters Oregon Indoor Meet
y John Healy
Tarpenning will only enter a few of his
Thirty-three members.of th~ LCC men:s
athletes in the night meet, but expects them
rack team are entered m th1~ Saturday s
regon _I~door Tr~ck Me~t m Pnrtl~~d. _ to do well against their competition.
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en Martin, 1977 Oregon Community
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in the special college mile with Lynn Mayo
(4: 15 mile) and Bruce Arnold (4:12 mile).
"Ken has to be one of the top favorites,"
stated Tarpenning. "It's a very competitive
field, but he has an excellent chance in this
particular event."
The Titans will also run a mile relay team
in the college mile relay race, while Yeou.~'n
may possibly be entered in the night meet
also on the strength of his recent triple jump
mark.

Memberso the men's track team have been working out this winter In preparatlonforthe
photo by Jeff Patterson
Oregon Indoor.

College and Region 18 cross country titlist,
and triple jumper Mike Yeoman, who broke
the LCC triple jump record by leaping 48-11
1/ 2 in the Idaho Indoor Invitational last week
ii Moscow, Idaho.
The Oregon Indoor is actually a
combination of two meets, according to
en's track coach Al Tarpenning.
''Developmental meet'' will be held from
11 a.m. to4p.m. Saturday afternoon for over
1,000 track and field athletes from colleges
and high schools throughout Oregon, Idaho,
Washin,eton, and California.
The more widely known night meet will
eature national and world class competitors
rom around the globe, including Olympic
ompetitors Mac Wilkins, Matt Centrowitz,
nd Al Feurbach.
The developmental meet 1. _..an to •'afford
those athletes who haven't qualified for
night competition an opportunity to compete
in an indoor meet." explained Tarpenning,
who has been the developmental meet
director for the entire nine years that the
meet has been in existence.
"We'vealsoleftanumberoflanes open in
the night meet for outstanding performers
from the day meet."
Last year. Titan sprinter Andrew Hanks
came out of the developmental meet to push
Olympian Don Quarrie to an indoor world
record in the 60 meter dash in the night meet.

Mike Yeoman, sophomore triple·
jumper on the men's track team, leaped
48-11 ½ last weekend in the Idaho Indoor
Invitational in Moscow, Id. to set a new·
school record.
Yeoman, a transfer from Oregon State,
bested the former record set by Titan Ken
Bell in 1976 by almost two feet.
Coach Al Tarpenning has entered
Yeoman in the upcoming Oregon Indoor,
slated for this Saturday in Portland's
Memorial Coliseum.

Sixoftheteam'ssprintersarevyin gforthe 500 METERS: Vern Liebel, Torn Brown,
four places on the mile relay squad, but Dan Gardner, Kevin Richie, Charles
Tarpen!}ing hasn't made a decision yet on Warren.
which four will go.
1000 METERS: Matt Caswell, Joe Cook,
Team members entered in the develop- John Sullivan, Jamun Aasum.
mental meet, by event:
Rob Stanley, Jerry
3000 METERS:
Gray, Scott Spruill.
Joel
Clark,
Joe
Hammitt,
Scott
60 METER HIGH HURDLES:
Branchfield
HIGH JUMP: Bruce Goodnough, John
Galloway.
60 METERS: Chuck Casio-Cross, Joe
Axtell. Ron Cooks. Rich Collett, Charles LONG JUMP: Bruce uoodnough.
Warren, Scott Branchfield.
TRIPLE JUMP: Mike Yeoman (may be
transferred to the night meet).
Totten.
Rich
Shaha,
Kevin
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Wrestlers plagued by host of injuries

by John Healy
Ifthe men's wrestling team loses one more
wrestler to an injury. coach Bob Creed may
decide to give up his coaching duties and
enter himself in the Titans' next dual meet.
In the process of being manhandled by the
Oregon State JV's 31-5 last Thursday in
Corvallis, the Titans lost previously
undefeated Al Kendall to a possible shoulder
separation.
Kendall joins Dennis Randazzo (neck
injury) and Lou Christian (severely sprained
ankle) on the injured list, thus reducing an
already thin squad to just six wrestlers
(there are then weight divisions).
And, to add to Creed's woes, all of his
wrestlers except Joe McFadden failed to
place at the Clackamas Tourney last
Saturday.
"We didn't compete well at all," said
Creed, referring to the OSU defeat. ''They
had us beat before we even went on the
mat."
McFadden proved to be LCC's only bright
spot against OSU as he dominated his match
to win 13-1 and raise his record to 5-0.
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In a series of obvious mismatches, Jim
·Randazzo (118), Doug Marbes (134) and
Vance Lewis (Hwt) were all pinned in the
initial seven minutes of their matches; Jim
Stejskal (167) was routed 14-3, Rick Klohn
(190) fell to a 10-2 defeat, and Kendall's
undefeated string came to an end as he was
injured in the first period of his match and
eventually lost 21-1.
The Clackamas Tourney proved equally
rough on Creed's grapplers.
'' We wrestled better than we did against
Oregon State, but only McFadden placed.''
McFadden, wrestling at 142 pounds, won
fouroffive matches to claim third place in his
weight division and up his won-loss record to
9-1. while the Titans as a team finished ninth
amid a field of 14 teams.
'' Joe looked good in the tournament -- he
beat an OSU wrestler who had wrestled on
the OSU varsity squad against San Francisco
State ," said Creed.
Creed sends his Titans against Clackamas
in the LCC auxiliary gym this Saturday at 1
p.m_
"If we have everyone healthy, we may
give them a battle," said Creed. "We can
beat them in four weight classes if we wrestle
well."
Clackamas has won the Oregon Communi-

ty College Athletic Assn. (OCCAA) wrestling crown the last eight years and has never
been beaten by an Oregon community
college team in a dual meet.
'' All we can do is wrestle hard and take a
good shot at them," explained the Titans'
coach. "We always compete well against
Clackamas."
Dennis Randazzo and Kendall may be
recovered in time for the Clackamas dual
meet, but Christian is still hobbling around
on crutches and isn't expected back for
another two weeks.
Creed has only nine wrestlers in this
year's program, but all of them are quality
athletes.
That could prove a blessing in disguise for
the Titans, as the important meets are the
conference, regional, and national meets, all
run in a tournament format.
Which means that a team such as LCCwith
a small group of quality wrestlers could
outpoint larger, deeper teams.
Creed doesn 'tthink the Titans' chances of
an outstanding dual season are very good,
but he does like his wrestlers chances in the
OCCAA tournament.
''We have four wrestlers who are capable
of winning the conference."
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