4'ne . Com mglp tg Coll ege Vol. 16 No. 25 May 10 - • 4000 East 30th Ave. Eugene , OR 97405 1979 :Hello May 28 -- go od -b ye ca r -- by Sarah Jenkins of The TORCH • For the first time since 1968, illegally parked cars are in danger of being towed off campus - at the owner's expense. According to Paul Chase, security manager, cars left in fire lanes, delivery lanes and handicapped zones will be eligible for towing after May 28. " Our citations aren 't solving the problem," says Chase. "We may ticket the same vehicle 12 or 13 times ." The real problem, he explains, is one of safety and accessibility. " If we have a fire lane blocked and there is an emergency," Chase adds , " it creates a situation which citations or immobilization doesn't solve." Curre_ittly the only real danger faced by illegal parkers is the boot - a locking device placed on one of the car's front wheels . " But ," Chase says, . "sometimes by immobilizing the vehicle h only compounds the problem.'' While towing may alleviate some of Chase's problems, it will intensify the illegal parkers' woes. Citations cost about $2; getting a car back from the towing company will run a minimum of about $25, not including gate fees or storage charges. But Chase explains that from his point of view this is not a dollar issue. "Right now there are a small number of people - not necessarily students - who are impeding college bustness and safety measures as well as limiting handicapped ·access," he says. "That has nothing to do with • dollars.'' Chase discounts the usual excuses he hears from illegal parkers. "When they say there is no space available," he explains, "they are leaving out one word - " He is pompous and obnoxious -- I would not consider attending another one of his classes, ''. says one - student, sipping coffee during a break. "I simply can 't stand him." Another student sitting at' the same table voices an entirely different opinion . • "He is the most stimulating, challenging teacher I have ever had -- he really makes me work, ·but he has also faught me ·how to thin.k. It's like he knows of qualities in me not even I am aware of. He demands, and I perform. Both student are talking about the same instn.icto~·. Both Budg et conun ittee okays pr~po sal by Steve Myers of The TORCH After two hours of questlons and discussion during its May 9 meeting, the college Budget Committee approved the administration's proposed 1979-80 budget document. The proposal was first presented to the committee May 2 and calls for a total tax levy of S6,296,581. This will be the board's second step in generating more _funds for the 1979-80 school year. 'Earlier this year, the board approved a tuition hike of Sf 1 per term for full-time students which will go into effect next fall. " i don' t see tbat we can cut anyt hing," announced committee member Ken Parks . .. It's not big enough to do the entire job, but hopefully it will be small enough to get past the voters. " The budget is up from last year, " he continued, "but everything is up. I think it's a real bargain." According to a budget . fact sheet presented during the meeting by Tony Birch , dean of administrativ e services , the proposal represents an eight percent or $713,605 increase over the 1978-79 tax . Last year, Lane County vc;,ters approved a SSSS,000 tax increase in September after previous tax measures had failed twice at Photo by Michael Bertotti the polls. Since this proposed budget exceeds the legal six percent limitation by $158,605, an election must be held again this year for the additional tax levy against county property owners. Birch estimates that Sl.33 per Sl,000 property value will be assessed if the voters accept the increase . Bert Dotson, assitant to the college are equally adamant about their opinions. No doubt at it -says the budget document must is prsident, psychology, and philosophy of teacher , Harold Molenkamp be adopted and a resolution calling for a a controversial figure among his students. election · passed by the And among his colleagues. "The only thing an 'A' from June 26 budget before the tax proposal education of board textbook,'' your Molenkamp means is that you have studied can be turned over to county voters. Notice quipped one social science for a June election must be _given to the instructor, while someone else county clerk by 5 p.m.~pn May 22. in the same department says Before approving the'document, discusadmiringly: ' ''At tim•e s we are sion centered around boosting the college's capital outlay fund from SI00,000 to diametrically opposed in . our $400,000. Birch indicated that the college perception of things, but I _for the fund·last year, value him highly as a person. He supports academic budgeted Sl00,000 monies to the fund. other transferred but freedom·, he uses it and carries it through." the actual capital outlay 30, April of As • Orie counselor helping a student with curriculum advice expense was $275,602. The liqu ida tion of ign ora nce Feature by Hilde Georgeson fo r The TORCH convenient. And that's relative." So, concludes Chase, ' 'If people continue to disregard the parking regulations, they should be aware that they may be ·towed." ·continued on page 5 Tb,e Second Page ~ETTERS/EDITO RIALSJC~L~MN S Cox sufJtllits statemen·.t, -• explains ·eaiTyoi, er'.··\ . ·Wrdcr.n··we cb 'Nith • the nuclea \MJSte mera:e? ' EDITOR'S NOTE: For the benefit of LCC students, ASLCC President James Cox has submitted the following financial statement and accompanying explanation. The statement for LCC's student government budget is ·current to May 1, 1979. SPRING TERM BUDGET REPORT: 1979 BudQeted Expended 7-112 - Voluntary Telephone Office Supplies Travel $647 $419 Revenue: Sub-total $2,397 1.0. Card sales Recycling cash carryover Half secretary $4,076 TOTAL REVENUE $4,749 TOTAL $6,473 Expenditure $1 ,333 1-01 - 63 General Fund $900 $850 Sn4 $823 $2,016 Balance 1-01 •· 63 Vending Cultural Program (Operational material and supplies) Classified - Non-scheduled security' custodians, etc. Non-contracted personnel Outside services V'\ 0: 6-()7 -- ~- Actual transportation like I.,.TD and bicycles. To the Editor: Considering the general relevancy of • Hanna Grace the bulk of The TORCH's coverage it does not surprise me that the new publicity gig - bumper •stickers and cash ·prizes - urges students and staff to drive their cars to school. During the past couple of weeks the Usten up. I've got news: The TORCH has received several unsigned current trend is to discourage the letters to the editor . selfish waste of oil. ad infinitum (not to Because of our policy, which states, mention the dumping of noxious fumes .. All correspondence must be typed . into the air) that naturally results when and signed by the writer ,'' we .have not private vehicles are used excessively, been able to publish these letters. and to encourage alternative ·modes of We welcome all reader feedback, whether The TORCH is damned or praised. And it's discouraging to set •• aside valid criticisms or concerns simply because the writers do not identify themselves. Note to readers TORCH EDITOll: Steplln Myers . PEANUTS® PHOTOGRAPHY El>ITOI: loclie Moch ~ITERS: Dilapeny, ICatlay Narrow, Roa • ,it· • lobbins, Ion Kunst lljOTOG&APHEIS: Denis Tachibua. Samson NiS5Cr, Michael Bertoeti, Fred Sineking • . . ..: ~ - ~ , Jeff Sailat, lid AxteU, Jack . , • Ward. Lois Youna f.OVEITISING DESIGN: 1.-, White, ADVEITISJNG: Staff Wlua, licll StODe Albrecht DISTIUBUTION: Dauelle ICriMty .......10llCH ,... • t. , \. · pPtisllc,cl ·, oa Tllllnda,a, 'Sc_ftcmbcr lilcwt 11Drmareoapnued. coacile repa,U, illtellded u ....... s- - y appear a.,.aa ao iadica•.dle ~ r rapouiWe; ... - with News featvn. _._.._ al a broeder scope. may caaa.. oa die pen al die writer. They Mil lie . . . . . widt ....__.. lty-liae. • ''Fcirun'" are ia"9ded to lie asa,.·c:oatnl,uted by 10RCH reader$. they aua lie liaited to 150 words. .• ,.....,_ • tile, Edilar'' ar,r; bieelNled as short co,n. .....,_ • MOria iii TIie TORCH. u......,... ... ript .. edil for libel ... lellst)I. Ediwiala-...-ct by ... _ _ , . , . fllalf writer ucl ...--,1m111er.--. . Alf CCCTtlf 1r I l -st ltc typed ud by the wtiler. Mailw_--.all cancsp ,r c IO: The TORCH, a-JOS, C...-lddiJia. 4000 East lOIJIAve. , Onpa-'14115. . . . . 747...tSOI , at. 2654.• • -0- $300 $3,400 -0$2,436 .~ Budget ICP (Cultural Revenue) V'RENOT i«o... MAlf CROW.. e: d ti $10,422 $27,740 2.500 0 Given FTE - total IChool Received fund from on campus E s $25,240 Budf/4fted Rsduced to Legal Services Club Promotion Capital Outlay ~· $12,000 1,500 6,000 $11,500 1,000 -4,500 Add (sec. salary) from general fund brings total to $4,076 31.818 minus budget c_u t 2,500 Cut $500 500 1,500 Revenu Fees General Fund Cash Carryover Reserve $25,240 4,076 8,318 1,682 Total Revenue $37,318 Expenditure $16,836 • Balance $20,480 e Capital Outlay 4,500 Carryover 1,682 Lounges 6,182 For distribution $14,298 The carryover In the mandltory fee account , Including last year' s, has accumulated to a -sizeable amount ($14,298). This Is because some of our accounts are not fully utilizing budgeted money. I am in discussion with Dean (of Students Jack) Carter as to where the authority lies in making changes In the apportionment of these accounts. I should have an answer by the May 2 meeting (of the ASLCC). The amount earmarked for lounges cannot be changed, except to be added to. The others show more flexibility. We _~all want to discuss the possibility of creating a new account or apportioning these monies in a more useful manner. It is a possibility that what we decide may need to go to a tudent vote or LCC board act Ion. Signed: James Cox Dated: May 1, 1979 by Char es M. TELL '(OUR STVPtP FRIENO ·TMAT IF He WAKES Me VP A6A1N AT FIVE IN TME MORNIN6 WITM MIS S1VPID QURPtN6._l~ 6®lA f'VNCM MIS 51vPtO BEAK! -ENTERTAINMENT EDrrolt: Micliacl Tenn COPYSETI'JNG: J•die Soasteia, Denise StOYall $250 6 · $3,41& 2.500 Stiekers favor use of gas ASSOCIATE EDITOI: Sarah Jetlkins 'FEATURES EDrJOI: Frau 8abcocl NEWS EI>l'JOa: Bob Wane EDITOI: Ed Pcien ~ T E SPORTS EDITOR: Healy $393 b: ~ndatory Projected Reduced Lette rs $1,050 $3,254 220 1,Z75 iti w chulz t10W'S ~OUR NOON CMlRPlN6? CH -------------------page3 May 10- ~ . 1 9 7 9 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - T Q R W he el ch ai r pr os sh ow sk ill s by Frank Babcock of The TORCH There are none so blind as those who will not see. So the Voice of the Limited Abilities Association (VLAA), the ASLCC and the Human Awareness Council are sponsoring an Awareness Happenin g today and tomorrow (May 10 and 11) at LCC-- an event which promises to offer students the opportunity to get a taste of the world of the handicapped. The happening kicks off with a competitive "wheelcha ir rally" in which students will experience LCC in a wheelchair while vying for prizes. As the program continues, there will be braille demonstra tions, a blind trust wald, demonstrations of sign language and an explaination of the training of seeing eye dogs. Hea lth Fai r sta rts Ma y 16 There will be a Health Fair at LCC next week--of, by and for LCC students. A good time is promised for all. The fair is Tuesday and Wednesda y, May 15 to 16, from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. just outside the cafeteria. LCC student Robin Belveal is coordinating the fair, which is sponsored by the LCC Student Health Service. The festivities will include music by the Smokey Valley String Band, songs by Jan Mariano, a nutritious food booth from the LCC Food Service plus: •Prediction of your body fat--done by three simple measurem ents, conducted by Susan Cooley and Ken Buckley of the Health and P.E. Departme nt. •Display of health frauds by Health Education instructor Fran Thomas. •Cardiac-Pulmonary Resuscitation demonstrate d by nursing students. •Lung function tests conducted by In- , halation Therapy students. •Nutrition information by Loretta Plaa, registered dietician from the Home Economics Departme nt. Special emphasis will be placed on vegetarian diets and dip and vegetable snacks will be offered. •Information on problems some students encounter will be presented by the Voice of Limited Abilities Club. •The Apple Booth will offer health information. "The main point of the fair," says Belveal, "is for LCC students to have a good time and learn how to improve their health." The Awarenes s Happenin g will last for two days, with most activities taking place in the LCC cafeteria. The climax event will be wheelchair basketball . Four 10 minute wheelchair basketball games will be played in LCC's main gym between the Lane County Lowriders and a team made up of local TV and radio personalities and LCC faculty, administrators and students. Admission to the games is $1 for adults and SO cents for children (six years and under free). !>roceeds go to the VLAA. Thursday, May 100. [In Center Building Cafeteria and the President 's Dining Room] 9:30 - 2:30 Wheelcha ir Rally- Experience LCC in a wheelchair. Free Awareness T-Shirt and free tickets to Wheelcha ir Basketball game to winner of this timed event. 9:00 - 4:00 Ovserve Braille typewrite r at work. Get your name written in Braille. 9:30 - 2:30 Blind trust walk. Experienc e LCC as a blind student. 1:00 - 4:00 Continuous showing of Dims about disabled people and how they cope. 9:00 - 9:30 Kathy Prince- The Training of a SeeingEye Dog 9:30 - 10:00 lniormatio n table in cafeteria 10:00 - 10:30 Steve Hanamu ra- Braille De1110DStntlon 10:30 - 11:00 Connie Mesquita - Demonstration of Finger Spelling and Sign Language for the Deaf. Jan Manaro will provide music. 11:00 - 1:00 Information table in cafeteria 1:00 - 2:30 Qu~tion and Answer period with Limited Abilities students 2:30 - 3:15 Dave Kieger, Vocational Rehabilitation, wUl speak on '' Accidental Discrimination Against the Disabled in Bankrupting America.' ' 3:15 - 4:00 Collin Gray, President of Oregon Architectural Barriers Association, will present a slide show on Eugene architectural barriers Friday, May 11th 9:30 - 2:30 Wheelchair Rally continued 9:00 - 4:00 Observe Braille typewriter. Get your name written in Braille 9:30 - 2:30 Blind Trust Walk continued 9:00 - 9:30 Kathy Prince- The Training of a SeeingEye Dog 9:30 - 10:00 Information table in cafeteria 10:00 - 10:30 Connie Mesquit a- Demonstration of Finger Spelling and Sign Language for the Deaf. Jan Manaro will provide music. 10:30 - 1:00 Continuous showing of films about disabled people anJ how they cope. Dev elo pm ent Fun d gra nts ava ilab le to <!ampus gro ups Special projects throughou t the college may get a boost before the end of the month - if they start planning now. Again this year "support fund~ ," in the form of small grants, is a7 ilable through the Development Fund. a-.lt the deadline for applying for the money is May 15. The grants, which usually range from $200 to about $750, are awarded to departments, staff and student groups. According to Lyle Swetland, director of the Development Fund, awards are based on ''whateve r would be a benefit to the college and students. " In the past, grants up to the maximum of $1,000 have been given to a wide variety of college organizations. Swetland explains that some of the special projects have been HEALTH FAIR MA Y1 5-1 6 sending Phi Theta Kappa officers to their national convention, purchasing a "resusiAnnie'' for the Nursing Program, providing funds for free hearing exams through the Student Health Services and bringing resource people to campus. This year about $10,000 will be awarded. There is no set figure on the number of individual grants, adds Swetland. "It all ,depends on the amounts requested ," he says. "We try to spread it around." Awards are made by a committee of the Development Fund's Board of Trustees. Swetland says that determinations should be made by about May 22. Because of a change in policy, grants will also be available next fall for the first time. In the past the grants have only been awarded in the spring. 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. Wedne sday TORCH Applications are invited fo r TORCH Editor 1979-19 80 • Associate Editnrs 1979-19 80 Production Manager Advertising Manager, Advertising Sales, All are paid position,;_ -:;-.:, --r :'.· • • .•. ::_. ·.••4, £.: ·:· t·: - ... ~i·- :-. ·-,e _ ...-:: •:~-· ·-t., ;;-,:,;_~· .;- ·-~--· '. 0 _, •• : ···-- •••, ... =..: •.• ~,3 .. .: .:., · :.:·::: . . .\ . - • •· 5~ :~ =-~ :-.:-:~- :. --~ -"d.;~· ,._ -~: . .)•s·--r .\ :'off":..::·~.;::- . .,:·:. ·:· •• _. -:·i: ·-3- :--:- :.$,. :- Coordi nated By: Robin Belrea l Sponso red By: LCC STUDE NT HEALT H SER VICE Participants: .:.H:~ .st·t> -~-i--•:i=-: :. .:.:1··: -; .:. .;. Just Outsi de Cente r Bldg. Cafet eria Level - West Side y Fat· * Prediction oftalBod Car e Dell lons trati ons & Den ** CPR Hea lth Frau d Disp lay * Nutrition Information * Lung Function Test ge on Lunited Abilities lnfo rllla tion Exc han * Mus * ic by the Silloky Valley String Band * Guitar & Song by Jan Mariano Tuesda y 1:00 - 2:30 Question and Answer period with LCC disabled student 1:00 - 1:45 Collin Gray, President of Oregon Architechtural Barriers 1:45 - 4: Continuous showing of films in President's Dining Room 7:30 - 9:00 Wheelchair Basketball in main R.Vm, LCC P.E. Building. DEPA RTME NTS OF HEALT H OCCUPATIONS Healthy snack s & diets HEALT H & PE HOME ECONOMICS VOICE OF LIMITE D ABILIT IES ORGA NIZAT IOI\' OFFICE OF STUDE NT ACTIV ITIES =-· .\ $~ p a g e 4 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - T Q R C H - - - - - - - - - - - - - - M a y 10- ~ 6 , 1979 Drug dealer disputes FACES EDD'OR'S NOTE: In respome to last week's FACES cohunn, an LCC student who claims to be a drag dealer chuged that Loremo Carlos Is not representative of area drug dealen. The stadeat, who ldentiftecl himself as the Artfal Dodger, discusses what be conslden eChlcal drag dealing. TORCH: Why are you angry that we ran tast week's FACES? Artful: Running a story about a drug dealer with no morals is bad. There are a lot of people who have worked for a long time trying to point out that dealers aren't all that bad a people. TORCH: Why do you think that Lorenzo is a bad character? Arlfal: He's the stereotyped dealer of the 1930' s. Lorenzo is perpetuating the sleazy dealer image. He is only in it for the money and he has no feeling for people. I don't believe that he's going to last long as a dealer without any morals. He's blowing the trip for everybody else. If he had morals be' d be doing a better business. Morals are between people and have nothing to do with laws on paper. TORCH: You say that you think that it is wrong to sell drugs to Irids. Arlfal: We're not going to sell drugs to kids for two reasons: Number one, they tend to get popped (arrested) a lot. Therefore, it's gonna come back on us. Number two, children should experience straightness before they start messing with mind-benders. TORCH: At what age do you think people may start using drugs? Artful: Age isn't so indicative as head-space. Some kid in junior high school ROBERTSON'S _. ~!~~ripoon, our mam concern ... @ it" (. i f i -, @ t £ .. 249.so _, . :;, ·.:·-. _==' ..,.~, • - . f e> f r - ;~= : . : •. 11 .... ,.. ... . 18.50 Man's wedding b<?~d 2950 1 _ Student accounts invited - l ~ - lady's classic band • • i ,. •~nm i 1)0\X'NTO\X' :\ ANO VAi.i.EV RIVER f Radio; Peter Spear of KEZI-TV; Cynthia Anderson, news editor of the Springfield News; and Dean Ing, a local free-lance writer who will publish a novel this summer dealing with the role of media coverage of a terrorist event. Conference members arriving at 9: 15 will be able to attend a mini-session by Darlene Gore, TORCH advertising adviser, on Advertising Sales Techniques. At 11 :45 a discussion of feature story marketing techniques will be lead by three free-lance journalists-- Dwight Schuh of Klamath Falls, Kent Patterson and Dorothy Valesco of the Eugene area. In another mini-session at 12:45, Sarah Jenkins, LCCTORCH associate editor, will present a slide show discussion about her experiences in selling over 75 feature stories to the Register-Guard in the last year. Following lunch, high school newspaper representatives will respond to hypothetical journalism cases dealing with report- '~EE 3 S 5 S S S S 23 3 5 3 2 2 SC EE 3 52 E 2 5 2 2 2 E ES 3 S S 2 :S 23 S EE S ES ES 32 ES 22 ES @ > Lifetime Guarantee. ·un trade-in privilege. =- J: '::\ ••» a,, i a1npus Ministr -at LCC i }. .:,:~CHCE • Conversation • h Wit B bW • O alte TORCH: How long have you been a dealer? Artful: On and off for about seven years. Us dealers are just people. We aren't sleazy peoply who hang around grade schools and sell drugs to little girls. Granted, there are a few bad people in the area. But it's the out-of-town element. I don't know who they are but we don't do business with them. Journalism conference scheduled May 18 f . WEDDING BAND \\i :ae!B'~-ou 1 drug. It's internal. All this bad stuff m you surfaces and you either learn to get away from it or, if you can, let it sweep over you. When its over you say, okay, now that's gone--it' s in the garbage can. TORCH: How would you feel if one of your clients had a bad trip? Artful: I'd feel bad, but that's me. I feel that everyone is responsible for their own actions. Some people can't handle it. TORCH: You said earlier that Lorenzo is a .. bottom of the barrel" dealer and that he probably makes too much profit. Should a dealer make a profit? A dealer deserves to make a Artful: profit. He has his money on the line and he has his freedom on the line. When you '11 AND A , !~~=?-" tI high school. In fact, I think I started all that stuff then. TORCH: What drugs do you sell? Artful: Mostly LSD. I only deal what I do (take). I'm not that comfortable with weed (marijuana) anymore. I don't like it and the price is prohibitive. The acid is my favorite. H you don't believe in it you got no business selling it. TORCH: Isn't LSD dangerous? Did you read the recent Register-Guard coverage about the little boy who took a "trip" and stabbed his friend? Artful: That's mushrooms, not LSD. A friend of mine once freaked out on those. He thought that I was the Devil and this other guy was God. The point is, you can About 75 high school and community college journalism students will attend the second annual Journalism Xchange at LCC ., ., > on Friday, May 18. -::::iiiiiii..._........i:.,.....,..~-~ According to Pete Peterson, LCC jour©~ nalism instructor and coordinator of the conference, the purpose of this conference is to "exchange information and pera spectives about a wide range of journalism topics-- questions of ethics, taste and lliijitilfll ,_ process." The Mass Communication Department @ has invited many of the area's leading 'j editors-- or, as Peterson calls them, "gate-keepers"-- to discuss their newspaper or broadcasting company's standards for determining what is fit to print and what is not. 1 Speaking at 10 a.m. on "Terrorism, @ from Harry Ritchie's . Mayhem, Crime, Sex and Violence in the _ 'j News: What Should the Public Read, Hear _,,.-..... }. and See" will be Barrie Hartman, managing editor of the Eugene Register-Guard; 1..;.~~-) Ray Camay, news director at KPNW -...a~E""", A treasure . . . i eat a lot of mushrooms and they'll weird you right out. TORCH: Have you ever had a bad LSD tri•p.? Artful: - Yeah, but that was some time back. I'm better now. The thing is, with acid, if you have a bad trip it's you, not the 3Qth & Hilyard 343-7715 l !11 has some growing to do before I'd deal to him. Junior high school I won't touch at all. My youngest client is 18 and he acts like he's 23. By the time a kid's been through high school he's been through everything. I started dropping acid when I was in early • probably only live 60 years, your time is worth something if you stand a chance of spending 10 years in jail. But there are People who make excessive profits. excessive profits on my stuff, I don't give them any breaks. TORCH: Do you sell primarily to other dealers? Yeah, I sell mostly -100 hit Artful: quantities. If I have a friend who wants something I'll make an exception. TORCH: Do you know a lot of local dealers? Artful: Yeah. TORCH: Do you think most local dealers are moral people? Artful: I'm a native of the area, as were all of the first dealers here. The ethics of local dealers are pretty high. Since I'm an "Old growth" dealer, these are the kind of people I associate with. And we deal to people who are expected to maintain the ethics. TORCH: How can you ensure the ethics of your customers? Word gets around. It's very Artful: traceable flow. If you're at the headwaters of the flow you can tell where it's going. I know these people. I don't sell to shifty people because if they ever got popped they'd be the first to rat on me. -Contact through Student Activities, Center Bldg. or LCC Restaurant near the elevator. Chaplains James Dieringer · e Norm Metzler "We're here lor you." ing and editing ethics. Mass Communication Department Head Jim Dunne will moderate the session. The three main sessions will take place in the television studios in the basement of the Forum Building. The LCC public is invited to attend, although seating space is limited to 90 people. Agendas for the conference are available in the Mass Communication Department office and in the TORCH office, 206 Center. KLCC breaks ground for satellite project by Christi Davis for The TORCH ~LCC will break ground in a ceremony Monday, May 14, to begin its participation in the construction of a $23 million public radio satellite interconnect project of the publk radio system. The satellite interconnect, provided by a grant from the Corporation for Public Broadcasting, will be of great value to KLCC because it will help to provide greater access to national and regional programs and will improve the quality of the radio signal, according to Steve Barton, station engineer. The ceremony will begin at 1 p.m. between the Science and Forum Buildings where the parabloic dish antenna will be constructed this summer. A number of state, county, and local officials as well as guests from the Corporation for Public Broadcasting and Naitonal Public Radio have been invited to speak. All LCC students and staff members are invited to attend the festivities. Ceremonies will be broadcast live over National Public Radio and will be carried on KLCC-FM. May 10- ~ . 1 9 7 9 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - T Q R C H - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - p a g e 5 OSPIRG studies insurance premiums by Debbie Averill OSPRIG Media Coordinator for The TORCH Discrimination in automobile insurance policies is a topic of concern to Oregon Students Public Interest Research Group (OSPRIG) at LCC. Insurance companies primarily base their premiums on age, sex and marital status-- not on individual driving records. OSPRIG has found out, by survey, that under the current standard rates a 20year-old male with a clean driving record may pay $300 more for comprehensive - coverage than a 35-year-old man with an accident and drunk driving conviction. Statistics from Oregon's Department of Motor Vehicles prove that in 1976, 92.2 percent of drivers under 25 did not have accidents and 71 percent did not have violations. Currently. Oregon State University is lobbying in Salem for merit auto insurance, hoping to implement the plan through legislation. The legislation would do the following: •Prohibit any motor vehicle insurance rate, . based in whole or in part, on age, -sex or marital status of the insured. •Set a three-year limitation period for using poor driving records as a basis for setting insurance rates. •Establish a merit reduction for senior citizens based on low milage driving and driving records. • Rule that drivers with no accidents or violations will pay the base premium rate. •Define a time-frame for an orderly transition from the current system to a merit rating system. •• :; •· · ; a i---~,- -- - ~ -_- -•~.-- -_B:iiti~li•=~ll1111lllll11ll .. _,____,_______ ..-:~·----~_(_:_·__ .. ::. .. H .. _:_,___,_ says: "If you can get an 'A' from Molenkamp, you can succeed in any class offered. '' Molenkamp is -well aware of his reputation. '' I am a ham. I am a clown." And he says laughingly, "I guess sometimes I am a real bastard.'' He loves to lecture in a traditional stand-up style that may turn students off at first. The intensity with which he teaches makes · him different, according to his most avid followers. He gets very attached to his subject matter and to those he teaches. At the end of the last class period of his three-sequence psychology course last spring, for example, he had tears in his eyes as he gathered up the papers from his desk and lectern. The students sat and watched. With a barely audible' 'good-by'' he hurriedly left the classroom. He was obviously drained- as with all his classes, he had given the best he had to offer, both as a teacher and as a human being. The silence in the room was almost painful. Not a sound was heard. Then one student coughed - as if to clear the air, not just ·her throat. The students felt drained too. The year was an intense experience in teaching and learning. "Teaching is my first love," he says simply. Sitting in his austere office in the Cent.er Building, he presents the image of a scholarly conservative professor, dressed impeccably in jacket and tie, shoes shined to a gloss. The room is neat and orderly, the books on the shelves are mostly on philosophy and psychology. And somehow one gets the feeling that at a different time and in a different place, he would prefer to spend his days in a patched tweed jacket browsing and studying among rows and rows of dusty books. But this is LCC. In his quiet voice, he replies easily to questions about his philosophy of education, of teaching standards and of the relevance of teaching philosophy classes at a community college. These are not "off the cuff'' remarks; as with all his ideas, Molenkamp has given these a lot of thought. "Liberal education should be the means by which we try to insure that as much human enterprise as possible results in human dignity," he says, looking almost self-consciously at his desk. '' I agree with Oliver Castell, who is a former chairman in the Department of Philosophy at Oregon. He once gave the following definition: 'Education is the liquidation of ignorance.''' Teaching philosophy at a community college, he admits, is open to widely differing opinions. "At one workshop I attended, one professor took the position that the study of philosophy was a magic answer to all the problems students may encounter. But, Molenkamp goes one, "during the same session someone·else brought up the fact that the study of philosophy created serious problems for students, unless an educator is able to give them something to replace the old values that have been put in question or challenqed.'' Photo by Michael Bertotti Mollenkamp Molenkamp feels that a sound understanding of psychological principles is essential for students of philosophy-so he teaches both at LCC. He wants to be sure students are stable, well, 0.K. His approach seems to be successful. Sally Oljar, now a psychology major at the University of Oregon, attended all of his classes. "For me, Mr. Mo_lenkamp has been a major ~nfluence in my life. I am incredibly •Grant specific authority to the state insurance commissioner to review each insurer's merit rating plan for determination of whether the olan reason'ab)y relates violations and accidents to expected losses. Merit auto insurance is only one cons~mer interest topic currently being dealt with by OSPRIG (with a network of 14 colleges throughout Oregon). Other proposals being worked on include RARE II, health care, utility deposits, financial aid and proposed Amtrack service cutbacks. -~~~::!ti'..i-t!:_._. . • his mind. He also has motivated me to seek higher education and he made me feel I had a great deal of confidence. "Outside the classroom, he took time in giving me personal guidance and counseling," she adds. "He helped me work out some emotional problems I was having at the time. I will always be indebted to him for his support. Aside from the personal interest he took in me, I learped so much from his classes. I use his classnotes in my upper-division work now - I carry them with me at all times.'' He says unabashedly, "It gives me great satisfaction to help people grow psychologically, to become the occasion for students wanting to grow. '' His love is passionate, clearly like his intensity while lecturing. ''The content of courses in ·philosophy is a very important segment of a liberal education. The content becomes the occasion for students to ask questions which have important implications. It becomes a basis for them to question their own position in life. He adds an important point. ''If they can do this safely, this is an important contribution to their liberal education.'' He also stresses the development of scholastic skills and holds group sessions for that purpose after class hours. He expects--demands--students to do their best, but is always willing to help them to learn how to do it, how to study. Molenkamp and his wife Florence live in the West Hills of Eugene. He designed the house himself. Its lines are clean, uncluttered, without frills, as is the interior decor. A frisky German shepherd named Pup Dog immediately makes it clear that he is very much a part of the family. A Steinway Grand takes up a prominent spot in the living room. (He has taught himself to play it and he tries to compose his own music. The first part of a piano concerto is now complete.) Here, Molenkamp is relaxed, very much at ease. He chats about joining a country club to play golf--and makes fun of his 25 point handicap while enthusiastically promoting the game's regenerative powers. Around him are an impressive collection of semi-precious stones, photographs taken with great sensitivity. Outside the window, a carpet-like lawn with tulips blooming in brilliant colors tell of other hobbies and cultivated pursuits. He is a man who loves his profession who sets high standards for himself and those around him. This, at times, might make him appear rigid, stubborn. Ralph Burns, a counselor at LCC and also a personal friend · says "Harold is a delightful colleague, complex but not complicated, appreciative of a wide range of concepts, from serious, to professional, to funloving and earthy. '' He is a friend who checks bases every day and leaves me feeling that he cares about what we have shared ... and that I am O.K." SECOND NATURE USED BIKES buy-sell-trade Specializing in recycled bicycles, used wheels & parts 1712 Willamette 343-5362 RentersMove up and buy your own home! It may cost you no more than a rental. 1976 Barrington Moblle Home 14" x 70" 3 bedrooms, 2 baths $14,900 1974 Barrington 14" x 70" 2 bedrooms, 2 baths Air Conditioning & Extras $15,950 Both in the Riverwood Mobile Home Park Less than 10 minutes from LCC.- Call Bru·c e Borman Countryman Mobile Home Inc. 1257 High 484-7300 So you -.,an t to be.a fly fish er Instructor Stan Waters [right] teaches fly casting techniques which students practice [above]. The class also includes sessions on "How to tie flies" [below] . Story by ~d Pete. Photos by Roekie There's a myst claims veteran fis It's much mor, fish and pulling it an acute awarene ment -- stream life, water-level in relate to fly fishin And, says Walt4 fly fishermen cat<l right seasons" th« tional methods. Walters, 52, h he was 11. And education Fly Cas the past 12 years. '' Anyone can IE man,'' relates We you need to do rman? •eters ~kie Moeh s a mystique about fly fishing,'' eteran fisherman Stan Walters. 1uch more than just catching a pulling it out of the water . It's awarenes of the fish's environstream conditions, aquatic plant All these factors er-level insects. fly fishing tactics. says Walters, they also add up to lr men catching more fish '' in the sons'' than people using conventethods. s, 52, has been fly fishing since 11. And he has taught the adult a Fly Casting classes at LCC for 12 years. ne can learn to be a fly fisher."The only thing elates Walters. It's like kl to do is practice. anything -- you need to practice to be good at it . " His class covers all areas of flycasting . Walters takes students thr0t.~gh all the basic casts, . introduces then to the equipment to use, the _types of lines available and the rods and reels one can use for fly casting. In the 10-week class are four indoor sessions and six outdoor "hands-on" classes. The indoor classes cover such topics as constructing leaders, using flies, some basic fishing tactics. The outdoor seesions teach the actual techniques of casting. '' Fly fishing is a little harder to pick up than conventional fishing methods,'' "But it is much more explains Walters. fun.'' Walters thinks someone interested in taking up fly fishing could be outfitted with a modest set of equipment for between $85 and $100 . If you make your own flies you can lower that figure somewhat, of course . In a separate Fly Tying class, Walters' students learn to tie 40 to 55 different types of flies, as well as how and where to use the flies in Oregon waters . The Adult Community Education program will offer three two-day fly fishing workThe workshops shops early this summer. will consist of field trips and individual instruction from qualified fly fishermen . The workshops are scheduled for June 23 and 24, July 7 and 8, and July 21 Pre-registration is required and and 22. an orientation ·d ay is planned for June 18. page8------ ENTER TAJNM ENT---- Mayl0-~ ,1979 Local folkJestival attract s well known perforrners Bookstore and Everybody's Records Henderson will premiere his film of p.m. concert Friday, May 11 , in the (Eugene only). the 1977 San Francisco Blues Festival. EMU Ballroom. Tracy Schwartz will On Sunday, in addition to the the in with held be Both of these events will host the evening and will play performances on the lawn, there will EMU Forum Room. each group in addition to performing be a dulcimer workshop given by Sam Highlighting the Folk Festival's solo pieces. Also featured will be The Jones. of of Evening band "An Gras be will Mardi second day Golden Eagles, a Sunday night, the Community CenVaudeville and Rhythm and Blues" black peformers masked as Indians; ter for the Performing Arts in associawith The Flying Karamazov Brothers Wad and Julia Mainer, old-time tion with the Folk Festival will present country music; and Queen Ida, Louisiand The Robert Cray Band. Tickets for folk singer Claudia Schmidt at the ana Cajun and Zydeco accordionist. this event are $3 for University of WOW Hall. The performance will take This particular. event is co-sponsored • Oregon students and $4 for the general place at 8:30 p.m. Tickets are $2.50 in by the University of Oregon Festival of public and are on sale at the EMU advance and $3 at the door. Main Desk, the University of Oregon the Arts Committee and is free of charge. Saturday, May 12, in addition to the 'Room performances outdoors, there will be a workshop and a film. Bob Choderker will give a workshop on Traditional Sea Shanties at 12:30 p.m. At 2 p.m., blues guitarist and filmmaker Mike . Review by Michael Tenn What ensues is a frantic comedy as of The TORCH Gordon Miller and his director, Harry Oregon Repertory Theatre's current Binion (Allan David), use their wits to offering, "Room Service," is a hilarione. step ahead of their creditors. stay ous comedy that has the audience Richard Milasich as Sasha Smirnoff, laughing from beginning to end. the hotel waiter who wants a part in Written in the 1930's, the play is set play, is superb although it's the performance fly-bythe of of able in advance in the Broadway hotel room Nearly 100 LCC students will perimpossible to single out any of the dates: The box office in the Performing night Gordon Miller (Andrew Traiform in "Triple Play," the college's players - the entire cast is excellent. ster). Arts Department is open this week and fifth annual spring dance concert The 1930's art deco hotel room play daily. a p.m. as 4 to great Traister is just next from 10 a.m. scheduled for Friday and Saturday, scenery by Margaret Matson is just Tickets are three dollars each. producer who is trying to house and May 25 and 26, at 8 p.m ., and Sunday right as are the costumes by Francis "Triple Play" isn't a baseball feed his cast and crew while waiting afternoon , May 27 . Kenny. was play. his production finance to the well backer so a Rather, for musical. Last year's concert was Director David Lunney has come up named for the blending of three areas Miller has found rooms for his received that both performances were a tremendous comedy to end with of specialization: Dance, directed by players in The White Way Hotel which sold out - many people were turned current season. "Room SerORT's Bart by brother-in-law, directed his music, by dance to Foster; managed Nicola is away at the door, according does "leave 'em laughcertainly vice" Joseph Gribble (Bill Geisslinger). Bartholomew; and theatre design by instructor Nicola Foster. In anticipaing." Gribble, who has extended credit to David Sherman . In addition, three tion of another successful season, The play will continue at the ORT in the entire theatre company, panics concert planners have added a Sunday _genres of musics and dance continue Atrium Building this week through the when his supervisor, Gregory Wagner matinee and are making tickets avail- ' the three-dimensional theme. ----- - - - -·· - - J.,. .. 13. Tickets are $5 for the 8 p.m. May to visit segment A contemporary dance (Bill Ritchie), pays the hotel a performances and $4 for the 2 p.m. entitled "Transformations" will debut find out why the money isn't coming Sunday matinee. in. the performance of Bartholomew's Thorn 70 term Bridge 10 30 Silken three of 52 Weird own musical interpretation ACROSS 71 Five: Prefix 11 Training 31 Evil one 53- Plaines poems from Ann Sexton's book of the group 33- de plume 1 Mist 55 Tennis shot same name. Petrina Lebowitz-Huston 12 " - - for 35 Mariner 6 Alumni 57- up: EnDOWN in dancers other join and will narrate Adano" 36 Actor 11 Head cover livens 1 Hobo 13 Trimmed 37 Notoriety "Briar Rose," "Rumpelstilskin" and 14 Cognizant Store 59 2 Fear 19 Recent 38 Molts 15 Drive away "Twelve Dancing Princesses." 61 Body part 40 Parch 16 Camel hair 3 Marceau's 21 Speck 62 Arab name Classical dance will be accompanied 41 Sea ~agle 17 Bottled one forte 23 Shrewd 64 Time abbr. by the 40-piece LCC Wind Symphony 18 Reykjavik 4 The hunter: 44 Rank 24 Houston ath65 Ocean in Ralph Vaughn-Williams' "English native Myth . 47 Card game lete 5Oboe Folk Dance Suite.'' Also scheduled is a Common 48 26 De Valera's 20 Totter 6 Grating abbr. land Scott Joplin Rag Suite with music 22 Ms. Oberon 7 Ebbed 27 Gambling 23 Erelong performed by the LCC Jazz Band. Hurt 50 8 Mimic The . EMU Cultural Forum will present the 9th Annual Willamette Valley Folk Festival on May 11, 12 and 13, 1979. Most of the performances will take place on the East Lawn of the Erb Memorial Student Union, University of Oregon campus, and will be free of charge. (In case of rain, all outdoor performances will be held in the EMU 8allroom.) While primarily a showcase for the talents of local and regional performers, the Folk Festival will also feature artists with nationwide familiarity and reputation. The schedu1e also includes workshops and a special film showing. One of the Festival's premiere events will feature the "1979 American Old Time Music Festival'' in an 8 Service' ORTs Starts funny, ends a success _ Last year's sell out _ This year's 'Triple .Play' r-Q .... (I) ('> en· l> ::s (I) E ('> 25 Senior to 28 Metal joint 29 That chap 30 Piloted 32 True 34 Kitchen adjuncts 39 Regret 42 Nome administrator 43 Canadian provincial VIPs 10% & facul. ART and ARCHITEC TURE SUPPLIES -FRI ... 9 to 5:30 TURDAY - 45 Church vestment 46 PX 49 Roam 50 Ancient 54 Respond 55 Stiffens 56 Crawl 58 Basted 60 Kind of cloth 63 Early Iroquois · 66 Finial 67 Helmsman 68Dodge 69 Scottish river 9 State: Abbr. LI.I ..J N N :, A. C i '1) '1) i u '1) S6 60 66 city 51 Fumble May 10 - ~ . 1 9 7 9 - - - - - - - - - - - - - ENTERTAINMENT ----------1Jil~ 9 Student art show entries due All students are invited to compete in the LCC Annual Juried Student Art Show commencing May 14 at the LCC Gallery. Any LCC student may submit two works in any medium. All work should be suitably framed, matted or mounted. The deadline for entries is 5 p.m. Friday, May 11. Three cash prizes of $25 will be awarded upon the recommendation of - juror Joanne Rodin, graphic designer. printmaker and sculptor. Craig Spilman, LCC Gallery director, said that in the past, students from many areas outside the Art Department, as well as those majoring in art. have submitted fine work. The show will continue from May 14 to June 1. The Art and Applied Design Department Gallery is located on the first floor of the Art and Math Builing. - Claudia Schmidt will sing Sunday night, May 13, at the Community Center for the Performing Arts. ENTERTAINMENT CALENDAR TH{JRSDAY U"-, (i\ KATE !¼~IVAN COMPANY, rock, $2, The Harvester, 1475 Franklin Blvd. (thru 5/12). CHARLIE DOWD QUARTET, $1, Eugene Hotel, 222 E. Broadway (thru 5/12). "ROOM SERVICE," comedy, $5, Oregon Repertory Theatre, Atrium Building, 8 p.m. (thru 5/13), matinee 5/13 at 2 p.m. for $4). PORTLAND STATE UNIVERSITY CHAMBER CHOIR, Emerald Baptist Church, 19th & Patterson, 8 p.m. uu FRIDAY FREE & EASY, rock, $1.50, Duffy's, 801 E. 13th (thru 5/12). BURNSIDE BOMBERS, $1, The Place, 160 S. Park (thru 5/12). AMERICAN OLD-TIME MUSIC FESTIVAL, UO EMU Ballroom, 8 p.m. NINTH ANNUAL WILLAMETTE VALLEY FOLK FESTIVAL, UO East Lawn, noon-6 p.m. (thru 5/13). SAILOR, rock, $1, The Gatehouse, 3260 Gateway, Spfd. (thru 5/12). ROSE LIMA, rock, $1, Black Forest Tavern, 2657 Willamette (thru 5/12). "THE POINT," Small people's theatre Company, $2/adult, $1.50/kids, Community • Center for the Performing Arts, 8th & Lincoln, 7:30 p.m. (thru 5/12). "EAREL Y MUSICK PLEYERS," and "UNIVERSITY CONSORT," UO BEALL HALL, 8 p.m., free. "SPRING CONCERT," jazz, folk, poetry, gospel, $2, Newman Center, 1850 Emerald St., 7:30 p.m. "CALM DOWN MOTHER" and "LEMONADE," $2, Oregon Repertory Theatre, midnight (thru 5/12 and 5/14 at 8 p.m.). SATURDAY Ua ROBERT CRAY BAND and THE FL YI NG KARAMAZOV BROTHERS, $3/UO students, $4/ general, UO EMU Ballroom, 8 p.m. MICHAEL BRAND, saxophone, UO School of Music, room 198, 8 p.m., free. "SONGS AND STORIES FOR SMALL PEOPLE,'' Eugene Public library, 13th & Olive, 10:30 a.m., free. "SLEEPING GEORGE," children's play, $2.50/ adult, $1.50/kids, Community Center for the Performing Arts, 2 p.m. -SUNDAY Uij CLAUDIA SCHMIDT, folksinger, $2.50/adv., $3/door, Community Center for the Performing Arts, 8:30 p.m. SILVERWOOD CHAMBER PLAY· ERS, Fifth St. Public Market, 2 p.JlJ., free. "COMPLEATED WORKS BY AREA FILMMAKERS," $1.50, Open Gallery, 417 High, 7 p.m. ROBERT CRAY BAND, $1, Eugene Hotel (thru 5/14). UO JAZZ LAB I & MT. HOOD COMMUNITY COLLEGE JAZZ LAB I, $2/general, $1 / students & seniors, UO Beall Hall, 8 p.m. THE COASTERS, $5, The Place, 7 & 10 p.m. The Flying Karamazov Brothers will be making a one night stand at the EMU ballroom Saturday night, May 12. And the Winners Are ••• MONDAY U~ EMMETT yv1LL~AMS, Jazz piano, Biederbeck's, 259 E. Fifth, no cover. MARIAM ABRAMOWITSCH and IRENE SCHREIER, mezzo-soprano and piano, UO School of Music, room 198, 8 p.m., free. TUESDAY Uij EDDIE M)?\13SHALL & GRBKlRY JAMES* jazz, $1, Eugene Hotel (thru 5/19). SYMPHONIC WIND ENSEMBLE, UO Beall Hall, 8 p.m., free. GOLDRUSH, $1 , The Harvester. WEDNESDAY I U(Jj JOHN WORKMAN & PHILLIP CURTIS, Biederbeck's, no cover. MITHRANDIR, The Place, no cover. CLEAR SKY, $1.50, The Harvester. UO JAZZ LAB BAND ½, UO Beall Hall, 8 p.m., free. ss ss The TORCH is giving away MONEY! One $10 and two $5 prizes each week Three winners a week. Put a TORCH sticker on your bike, your bumper, or backpack Last Week's Winners: Dan Fanning $10, Philip Gavick $5. Congratulations! If you see your picture in a TORCH, come in by Tuesday. noon, the week after the papers are distributed and you can win. Car bumper winners must show car registration. TORCH stickers are free and available in the TORCH office, 206 Center. page 10-----~ --------- ------~ ~OO~W D~~ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - May 10 - MllpiiSf,, 1979 Tita n men capt ure 8th stra ight by Ed Peters of The TORCH Sophomore Scott Branchfield captured 31 individual points leading the Titan men• s track and field team to its ~ighth consecutive Oregon Community College Athletic Association (OCCAA) title in the conference championships held May 4 and 5 at Albany. Branchfield won the 100-meter dash in 10.9 and captured first in the 400-meter hurdles with a time of 54.1 Lane's Glenn lister finished second in the 400-meter intermediate hurdles and both Lister and Branchfield' s times were good enough to qualify them to compete in the National Junior College Athletic Association (NJCAA) on May 17-19 at Hayward Field in Eugene. "We had a very good meet, and it is gratifying to do so well in the conference championships," said Tarpenning. As a result of Lane 's strong performance all year Al Tarpenning was named the OCCAA Coach of the Year. In all, Lane athletes captured 10 individual firsts and two team firsts to take the team title by more than 100 points over second-place Clackamas. Lynn Mayo was the Titans' other double winner with firsts in the 800-meter with a time of 1 :SS. 7 and the 1,500-meter in 4:00.3. The field athletes also turned in an excellent performance with wins in the discus and javelin and a second in the shot put. Sophomore Bill Bailey captured the discus with a personal best throw of 160-11, the second best NJCAA throw in the nation. Bailey also put the shot 49-9 good for a second and Rich Wolf threw the javelin 207-10 for the win in the javelin. "I am pleased with Bill Bailey's two event oerformance." said Track and Field Coach Al Tarpenning. "Bailey had one of the better throws in the nation at 160-11.'' The Titan men picked up unexpected points in the javelin and steeplechase with fifth-place finishes from Bret Armbruster in the javelin and Dave Luke in the steeplechase with a time of 10:03.8. With the exception of the steeplechase and the 110 high hurdles the Lane track team won every running event in the meet. According to Tarpenning, Ricks College of Idaho is the favored team going into the regional championships on May 11-12. "They (Ricks College) have a well balanced squad," said Tarpenning. "They have a strong field team - especially the jumpers. Ricks also has good depth in all the running events.'' German AUTO SERVICE --YT/ :Il~T/ ~. ~l.U~lb l~ J)~]~!)t-) 71i11i1~ EXPERT WORKMANSHIP Scott Branchfteld [extreme rl2htl finished first In the 100 m~ter dash In 10.9 seco~ds. followed closely by Charles Warren Photo by Dennis Tacbibana. [left] who was second with an lndentical time of 10.9 In OCCAA action May 5. Laurin Jensen, L·B, 1:59.0. 5, Brian Muessle, LCC, 10,000 - 1, Steve worrev, Lan, 32:21.9. 2. Mark Another powerhouse in this year's . 1:59.~. 6, Stan Steward, swocc. 1:59.~. Allen, Cta, 32:52.9. 3, Kip Krichko, co, 33:18.3. regionals is the College of Southern Idaho 1, Lynn Mayo~ LCC, 4.00.3. 2, Brian 1,500 1, Bill Bailey, LCC, 160-11. 2, Dan DISCUS • 4, 4:0~.o. L·B, Jensen, Muesste,. LCC, ~:03.8. 3, L~in Jackson, Clo. l41-3. 3, Steve Lodd, LCC, 140- 6_ 4, em (CSI). CSI has an excellent distance runner D~ Cobine, Clo, 4:0 4.2. s, e,u MocKe, cocc. 4:10.6. 6, Tennant, Che, 135-9. s, Randy Bolliger, Clo, 133·4. 6, in Jairo Corea who holds the top times in Rich Totten, LCC, 4:11.3. Kelly Picknell, SWOCC, 132· 11. . . . . 1, Douo Obrist, c1a, 3,000 STEEPLECHASE _ the nation m the 5,000 wtth a time of 14:22 9:30.9. 2, Joel ~av, LCC. 9:54.9. 3, Jim Bright, Ump, :r%~~~;, Lee= and the 10,000 with a time of 29:14. They 2. 3~' 10:01.3. 4, Ov-,s Kerfood, COCC, 10:03.5. 5, Dove • n LB 6 o 6 Jeff Forett Clo 6 O 5 Ro G • G • t Luke, LCC, 10:03.8. 6, Mike Montetone, Ump, 10:24.6. • ' • • ' ornso ' Garry Bro~n, um~ 5_10_ n a.1so h ave an exce11ent sp~n er ID reg s,ooo - 1, Dave Magness, LCC. 1s:0H. 2, Kelly Simmons who runs the 200 ID 20.8 and the Hanson, LCC. lS: 27 _1. 3, Don Cobine, Clo, 15: 3 1.1. 4, 400 REL~Y .- 1, Lane (Scott Branchfield, Dave 400 in 46 •8 • Che 15.3,4 1 5 Tom Nash LCC pel T St Hills, Joe H,gg,ns, Charle Warren) 43.9. 2, 'l.'lnn· ' • Benton 44.6. 3, swocc 4S.0. 4, Central OreQon 45.4. "This year's regional tournament should 6,e~hi:~~s, 'cocc·, 15.•41 : 15~;/, • • 5, Umpqua ~5.6. 6, Blue Mountain 46.2. to b e ·11 h d · ·· 110 HtGH HURDLES - 1, Tim Br,ght, L·B, 1s.1. 2, . b e very competitive .an hwe wt . ave Mark Kelly ump IS 3 3, Scott Branchfield. LCC, 100 - 1, Scott Branchf,eld, LCC. 10.9. 2, Charles "d ., wcrren, LCC, 10.9. 3, Glen Wheaton, swocc, 11.0. 4, sat 15.3. 4, Kent Madi~n, BM. 15.6. 5, Ron Garrison, L-B, at our best to WID t e region, lS.7. 6, Dove Hills, LCC, 16.0. 6, ·11.0. BM, Williams, Ace 5, 11.0. L·B, Agee, Brion Tarpenning. 1 Scott 400 INTERMEDIATE HURDLES Rick Btoew, COCC, 11 -2• "II · h" h · LCC, 54.1. 2, Glenn Lister, Lee.' su. 3, Branchfietd, Jodet 200 - 1, Charles warren, LCC, 22.6. 2, The N?CAA regional amptons tps wt 57.0. LCC, Hilts, Dave 4, 55.3. swocc. Wheaton, Gten Joe 4, 23.0. L·B, Agee, Brian 3, 22.8. Batley, LCC, be held ID Salem on Fnday, May 11, at 1 s, Jim Holmes, Clo, 58.7. 6, Roger Pet~son, Clo, 59._2. Higgins, LCC, 23.1. s, Gary Brown, Ump, 23.3. 6, .m. and Saturday May 12 at 10 a.m. Hills. Dove 1,600 RELAY - 1, Lone (Glenn Lister, P Mark Soleno, SWOCC, 23.6. ' '. t~l t'~. Fmals SHOT PUT - 1, Rondy Bolliger, eta, 52·1½. 2, Bill Bailey, Lan, 49-9. 3, Ted Grosjacques, LB, 46·6½. JAVELIN - 1, Rich Wolf, Lan, 207·10. 2, Mike Murphy, Clo, 197·5. 3, Mike Hesstetine, LB, 195·9. 400 _ 1, Jodel Bailey, LCC, 50.7. 2, Mark Salen9, s~occ, SU. 3, Joe Higgins, l.CC. 51.6. 4, Scott Figueroa, Llrnp, S2.3. 5, Leland Jones, BM, 54.8. 6, J.C. Roberts, ':OCC, 55.6. 1, Lynn Mayo, LCC, 1:S5.7. 2, Dove 800 Rudishauser. Cla, 1:57.1. 3, Joe Cook, LCC, 1:58.0. 4, .s. s, Lanham, Jon~s set meet records W(?men .fi!l,ish 3rd in OCCAA finals The Women's track and field team placed third in the Oregon Community College Athletic Association (OCCAA) championships held in Albany on May .11.s. The Titan women were paced by stro 1g performances of freshmen Liz Jones at d Jill Lanham. Jones set a OCCAA met t record in the high jump with a jump of 5 '4'' and Lanham set a new meet record in the 400 meters with a time of 58.5, which also ties the LCC school record. Sophomore Vicki Graves set two new personal best irr the meet, running the 400 meters in 1:01.5 and 200 meters in 26:9. Lane's mile relay team clocked a season best 4:19.5 good enough for a third in the meet and the two-mile relay team ran a 10:20.5 to grab a third as well. Once again, the defending champion Clackamas squad dominated the conference competition. The well balanced team outpointed second place Central The Titan women Oregon 187-146. finished in third with 94 points well ahead of the 27 fourth place points scored by Chemeketa. Lane's next action is the National Junior College Athletic Association (NJCAA) championships on May 11-12 at Salem. In other field events Randi Reynolds threw the shot put 33'6¼" for a fifth place and hurled the discus 123'11" for a second place. In the long jump Jill Lanham jumped 16'9¼" to capture a second place finish. Finals DISCUS - 1, Trina Marvin, LB, 126· 1. 2, Randi ReynolGs, Lan, 123· 1l . 3, Monico McClain, CO, 116-4. Hoots .... f omily .... _____ Restaurant STEAKS COMPLETE DIHEIIS • DELECTABLE SEAFOOD - NOIIE MADE PIH I IIOLLI I SOUP 2045 Franklin Blvd. Eugene, Oregon 97403 342-2912 Joe Higgins'. Scott Branchfietd) 3:30.9. 2. Clackamas 3:32.5. 3, _L,nn Benton 3:33.2. _4, Umpqua 3:34.J. 6. Chemeketo 3.47.5. SWOCC 3.39 TEAM - Lane 226, Clackamas 119, Linn-Benton 100, Umpqua 58, Central Oregon 32, Southwestern Oregon 31, ~hemeketo 13, Blue Mountain 9. BREAKFAST ALL DAY AND WE DO SERVE DELICIOUS OMELETTES i..!i• l -1 ~UWA'I' We Prid6 Ourselves On Our Home Cooked ~ood HUO l ~ . 8P (We Even Peel Our Own Taters For The FinNt In Flavors) 345-8316 440 Ea~ 8th Ave., E.-ugene Your Host Clyde Scott 71t1 6tt1 LONG JUMP - 1, Susie Morehort, Clo, 18-6. 2, Jill Lanham, Lon, 16-93/4 . 3, Corio Wolgomott, Ump, 16· 8½. l,S00 - 1, Leandro Barinaoa. Clo, 4:41 .3. 2, Marv Douglas. CO, 4:45.6. 3, Nodine Lindsov, Lon, 4:53.5. SHOT PUT - 1, Brenda Boyster, COCC, 38· 10. 2, Nancy Perkins, eta, 38·9. 3, Nancy .Jernigan, COCC. 3S·9¼. 4, Sue Sudbeck, Ump, 33· 11 11.. S, Rondy Reynolds, LCC, 33·61/4. 6, Ann Daughretv, Ump, 33-0. 1, Liz ,ones, LCC, 5·4 (meet HIGH JUMP record; old record of S-2 was shared by four athletes). 2, Kati Thathofer, COCC, 5-0. 3, Barbaro Young, Clo, 4·8. 4, Katie Barbour, BM, ~-6. S, Vicki Paddock, Clo, 4·4. 6, Lori Zerboc:h, Ump 4·2. 1, Clackamas, 9:44.3. 2, TWO MILE RELAY Central Oregon, 10:16.5. 3, Lone, 10:20.5. 100 - 1, Sue Morehart, Oa, 12.0 (meet record; old record 12.2 by Roeto Rodgers, Clockomos, 1978). 2, Moleio SporalSKY, cocc, 12.1. 3, Rose Trager, Che, 12.6. 4, Rita Jones, BM, 13.5. 5, Corin Rackcleff, L·B, 13.7. 6, Maureen Carroll, Ump, 14.2. 200 - 1, Sue Morettart, Clo, 25.3 (meet record; old record 25.73 by Roeto Rogers, Clackomos. 1978). 2, Jill Lanham, LCC, 25.6. 3, Moetio Sporalsky, COCC, 26.8. 4, Vicki Groves, LCC, 26.9. S, Sheri Keen, COCC. 27.4. 6, Rose Traeger, Che, 27.6. 400 - 1, Jill Lanham, LCC. 58.S (meet record; old record 59.2 by Loo Mosby, Blue Mountain, 1978). 2, Vicki Groves, LCC, 1:01.5. 3, Sheri Keen, COCC, 1:02.6. 4, Shelly Cochron, COCC , 1:06.6. 5, Candy Berger, BM, 1:07.3. I, Marv Douglas, COCC, 2:20.3. 2, Julie 800 Larkins, Clo, 2:24.0. 3, Naeline Lindsay, LCC. 2:26.0. 4, tie, Liz Grzelewski, LCC, and Sue Steinbach, COCC, 2:27.0. 6, Heatti Woodruff, Ump, 2:36.6. 3,000 - 1, Leandro Barinoga, Cta, 10:01.S (meet record; old record 10:28bv Brenoa Cardin, COCC, 1978). 2, Meg Cooke, Che, 10:22.4. 3, Mary Guyer, COCC. 10:43.0. 4, Marv Hanson, Clo, 10:46.6. S, Vicki Poddock, Clo, 11:03.4. 6, Cheryl Glasser, LCC, 11:12.0. 400 RELAY - l, Clockomas 51.5. 2, Lane 52.7. 3, COCC 52.8. 4, tie, Chemeketo 54.2. S, Umpquo S4.2. MILE RELAY - 1, Clackamas 4:12.2. 2, cocc. 4:18.1. .l, Lane 4:19.5. TEAM - Clackamas 187, Central Oregon 146, Lane 94, Chemeketo 27, Blue M-,untoin 22, Umpquo 20, Linn-Benton 18, swo<;c 15. May to - ~ . 1 9 7 9 - - - - - - - - - - - U < J J [ W ! [ t l _~ [ I J ( J J ~ 1 J ~ - - - - - - - - - - - - - p a g e 11 Tennis women named OCCAA co-champions· Court ace seeks trip contributions by Kathy Marrow of The TORCH LCC women traveled to Blue Mountain Community CoJlege in Pendleton May 4-5 to compete with all the top schools in Oregon and Idaho ... and they came home with a co-championship. Berry defeated her final opponent Kelly Rice, Northern Idaho, 2-6, 7-5, 6-3. Judi Stack, Peggy Gangle and Lynn Heislein also qualified to play in the conference with second, third and fourth seeds, consecutively. Kathy Berry swept all of her opponents to come home as a qualifier for the National Junior College Athletic Association national tournament in Waco, Texas. Berry's first opponent ·was Debbie Cooper of Clackamas Community College. The first set was fairly slow with Berry dominating 6-1. The second set ended in a 6-6 tie requiring another point which Berry won, making it a 7-6 victory. In semi-final action, Berry faced Joy Yasumiishi of Blue Mountain. Once again she came through, this time with a 6-1,6--3 win. _ Stack ended her competitive season in the semi-final round loosing to Zoe Duchek of Blue Mountain 3-6,6-3,6-2. Gangle fell to Sue Servick of North Idaho in the final round of action. Servick dominated the game 6-1,6-1. Heislein also fell short in her semi-final round with Sue Thompson of Blue Mountain. who bested Heislein 7-6.6-2. In number one doubles, Stack and Berry lost to a strong Blue Mountain team of Yasumiishi and Duchek, 6-4, 2-6, 6-1. Number two doubles went about the same as Gangle and Kathy Gierau were defeated by the tough Northern Idaho duo of Rice and EiJeen Johnston, 6-2, 6-3. Women's conference results Number one singles Kathy Berry lost Kelly Rice, North Idaho, 2-6, 7-5, 6-3 (finals) Number two singles Judi Stack lost Zoe Duchek, Blue Mountain, 3-6, 6-3, 6-2 (semi-finals) Number three singles Peggy Gangle lost Sue Servick, North Idaho, 7-5, 6-3 (finals) Number fom singles Lynn Heinlein lost Sue Thompson, Blue Mountain, 7-6, 6-2 (semi-finals) Number one doubles Stack/Berry lost Yasumiishi/Duchek, Blue Mountain, 6-4, 2-6, 6-1 (semi-finals) Number two doubles Gangle/Gierau lost Rice/ Johnston, North Idaho, 6-3, 6-3 (semi-fmals) Kathy Berry , LCC's number one women's tennis player, has qualified for the National Junior College Athletic Association Nationals. But when match play begins Saturday, she may not be there. Unless the coaches and the athletic department can raise $800 by Friday, May 11, Berry and Assistant Coach Anne Catter will not be able to represent LCC in the nationals in Waco, Texas. Berry qualified for the NJCAA nationals by winning the region championship. Carter believes Berry is the first Lane woman to ever make it to the nationals. Carter asks that anyone who would like to contribute to inquire at the athletic desk in the P.E. Department. Photo by Dennis Tachibana Netmen tie for second in conference by Kathy Marrow of The TORCH The netmen held their own in the first and second rounds of preliminary action, only to be overthrown in the finals of the OCCAA conference championships May 7 and 8. Clackamas Community College was finally awarded the championship and •Lane tied for second with Blue Mountain Community College. In the first round of action,·number one seeded Steve Bolstad defeated his Umpqua opponent Ron Harriott 6-2,6-1. Continuing in singles play, Ken Newman, seeded number two, overtook his Central Oregon Community College (COCC) opponent with an identical two-set victory 6-2,6-1. Rich Farmer seeded in the fourth position showed a strong performance against third seeded Dave Patton of Umpqua. Farmer came out on top 6-3,6-1. Water1nelon run to go May 23-24 The Intramural Department has scheduled two activities for students and staff in May. A Watermelon Run is scheduled for May 23 at 12:00 noon and May 24 at 4:00pm. The two runners closest to predicting their time will win watermelons. The race will have four divisions: Men 30 and under, men 31 and over, women 30 and under, and women 31 and over. A golf tournament has been planned for staff and students on Thursday, May 31 at the Oakway Golf Course at 1 p.m. Pre-registration is required at the Intermural Office by May 29 at S p.m. The green fees are $6 and the winners will be given t-shirts. The event will be scored by the Calloway • Handicap System (the three highest holes not counted in the final score). ~[l)(J)~U~ ctA~~(!)A~ May 12-13 U'M~u! May 11-12 May Regionals (m} Salem All day ~[!) Region 18 Championships , Salem l:00;10:00 -. 17-19 NJCAA Championships Eugene TBA May 11 Concordia College t2} Portland 1:00 In doubles competition, Jason Metz and Gary Lott entered into the competition with a number one seed. Showing they deserved their high seeding, Metz and Lott outmatched their COCC opponents, shutting them out in the second set 6-4,6-0. In second round singles, Steve Bolstad (#1) again came through with an impressive 6-0,7-5 victory over his COCC opponent Joe Conrad (#4). Newman maintained his number two seed, routing Steve Hubbard of Umpqua 6-4,6-2. The finals held May 8 didn't go quite as well for Lane. Even with an outstanding individual performance, Steve Bolstad fell to Steve Anast of Claskamas 6-7,4-6 in number one singles. Jason Metz and Gary Lon lost to unseeded Jeff Hazelett and John Alexander of Clackamas 6-7,4-6. The men's regionals will be held on May 10 through 12 in Salem. Number one singles 1st round: Steve Bolstad d Ron Harriott, Umpqua, 6-2, 6-1 2nd round: Bolstad d John Conrad, Umpqua, 6-0, 7-5 Singles finals Bolstad lost Steve Anast, Clackamas, 6-7, 4-6 Number one doubles Jason Metz/Gary Lon d R. Whitehad/ Jeff Gokey, COCC, 6-4, 6-0 Doubles finals Metz/Lon lost Jeff Hazelett/ John Alexander. Clackamas, 6-7, 4-6 The Suds }Oc BEER Mondays9-10:30pm HAPPY HOURS Monday-Frida~- -1-6pm PITCHER NITE Tuesda~·s l 2 . ooh· . La. ""' ·LADIES NITE Thursda,·s 8-1 All drau~ht 7 5 - 00 beer & house wines 35c FREE POOL Sunda~·s noon-6pm HOT LUNCHES Dail~- Spedals 11 am - 2 pm GAMES- GIANT SCREEN TVPOOL-WINES-KEGS TO GO Blitzei Schlitz Maltei Miller Lite&~ ;.-,fiche/ob 011 draupht 30th Ave.and 1-5.. aero~~from LCC 21 and m·er ~je I~ --= .. . a,• .... A .a = = ~ ,ti - ff\ u • Cl ca. ._ 0 .... . fl} Cl C: ·-.s: ti .c C, Cl pt • ••C: C: = .c u ....00 .s: S'~ -air - ~= I (;,_ .... - =a-a d r clas silie ds lor sale 61,... BOOUIN STOCI All Selling 25 % to 50.,-. off list price New Books-Teat Books--Oiff Notes-magazines USED IIOOKS BOUGHT AND SOLD 1e-r. OfFON ALLNEWBOOU SMITH FAMILY IIOOICS'l'OU 768 East 13th TWO TWIN BED MAITRESSES, One twin bed box spring, S5 each. Call Joe at 343•6953 or 683•1588. -----------------------------------............................... DINEITE SET, couch plus loveseat, B/W TV, coffee tables and more! 844 Apt. J, Mill St., Springfield. ........................................................................................................ MUST MOVE FUllNITURE SALE! Many items, good condition, 844 Apt. J, Mill St., Spfd. ................................................................................... 100.GAL. ODELL AQUARIUM, complete with 60().gal. per hour filter, S400 firm. 689·8632 keep trying. -------------------------------··............................................................... . NICE JO.SPEED BIKE for riding around town. 683·2106, eves. HIKING BOOTS, men's size 10½, vibram soles, good condition, Sl5. 689·6935, Jim. .. ·--·... -.. _·__ . _____ ...... ___ ..... ----------·--------------·-··-··-···---·--·· COUCH &: LOVESEAT, brown mix, excellent condition, Sl50. 343•2850. BRAND NEW ROCKING CHAIR, excellent condition, maple wood with design on top rail, must sell for S80 or best offer (cost SlOO). Call Debi at 484•9471 or come by 1779 Augusta, Eugene. ·--.......... -............................ _................................................................. . TRUNDLE BED by Simmons, good condition, approx. 3' x 6', S69. 687•2834, Barry. OLD·FASffiONED DRESSER WITH MIRROR, needs refinishing, S30; Wood coffee table, Sl0; Winter coat, size 10/12, $20. 689·8827. ............................................................................................. AKC ENGIJSH BULLDOG, male puppy, 12 weeks, S200; Mother & father, SSOO. 995·6662. ................................................................ RUMMAGE AND BAKE SALE Friday 9.4 & Saturday 9·1, May 18 & 19 Episcopal Church, 3925 Hilyard '66 OLDS CUTLASS, good running order, S150. 746.0950 after 6 p.m. '72 VEGA KAMBACK WAGl;>N GT, S600 or best offer. 726•9935, Tom. ......................................................................................................... SEU ME YOUR BONDA! 125 XL or CL for Sl50. 343•2784. equip1ne nt BOSE 901 SERIES m SPEAKERS, Harmon Kardon Amp Teach Cassette Audio Pulse Digital Delay System. 484.0432, Tony. ............................................................................................... PIONEER CAR CASSEnE DECK, 40W Booster, Low distortion, Dolby, new $250 now S150. Tony, 484·5182. ...... _......................... _............. _.... _.... _ ...................... - ....................... . CAR STEREO, AM/FM cassette 6x9 speakers, make offer. 935•1503, Jeff. ................................................................................................................... SONY AMPUFIER, 35 watts per channel, SlOO or trade for electric typewriter. 343•6628. ..................................................................................... help "1'anted K-MAIIT WW. BE TAKING APPUCAffONS and interviewing for MANAGEMENT TRAINEE positions on May 10. See the 5: 10 Student Employment Service for details. . .................................................................. . AppUcatlona are Invited for TORCH Editor, Associate Editors, Production Manager, Advertising Manager, and Advertising Sales. All are paid positions. For more information, please call Steve Myers, Pete Peterson or Darlene Gore at 747•4501, ext. 2654, or visit us at 206 Center. Applications are available in The TORCH office, 206 Center. Application Deadline: Noon, May 1.1, 1979. MUSIC DIRECTOR, KLCC·FM. Requires strong music background, particularly jazz, classical music; high level of interpersonal, communications, and organizational skills; 1 year full•time professional radio; HS diploma plus broadcasting/communications training. Preferred: BS/ BA. in Music, Communications or related field plus supervisory experience. Salary: $804.58 •' $959.55 per month plus liberal benefits package. Deadline for receipt of -----······················· -····················- applications: May 18. Full description, application form: Personnel Services, Lane Community College, 4000 GOOD CAR, GOOD MILEAGE, 1973 Hornet Hatchback, East 30 Avenue, Eugene OR 97405, or call 726·2211. midnight blue with white top and stripe, automatic, new Lane Community College is an Equal Opportunity/ tires. very good condition, Sl,700. 3+4•8475. Affirmative Action Employer. cars CHRISTI-Submarine races at 10 Friday night. Coming to watch? housing ......................................................................................... -........................ .. PBEE - Pm - PHO, let's snort some snow. CRYSTAL ROCK APT'S FOR RENT: Studio, SlOO; 2•bedroom, S200, garden, laundry, first•last•deposit. 4850 Old Franklin Blvd. 342·6969. ··-····. ···.............................................................................................. . MATURE MALE ROOMMATE WANTED to share house in Skinner's Butte area, $72.50/mo., 484•0748. $20 reward for cozy atudlo apartment in older home. Sl 15 maximum. Call 345.2091 or leave message at 343·2194. services CHRISTIAN SCIENCES For information about Christian Science activities on campus and in Eugene. call Jim Frake. the Christian Science Campus Counselor. 485·8202. STUD FOR SERVICE, English Springer Spaniel from CHAMPION bloodlines of Charlie Brown, liver & white. 484·0929. D.J.-Oh sweet distraction. I find it hard to play with you love, STANLEY around. . ............................................................................ . D.J.-1 don't care what people say. If it feels good ... love, STANLEY and it does ... do it. .. ..................................................................................................................... .. SHELIA-Thanks for being such a good friend . MICHAEL RJCH--Oonna miss ya. Take care. .................................................................. CHRISTI-Hope seeing your name in the paper doesn't embarrass you! ........................................................................................................... PAULA-"lt's you & me against the world, 1 think we're PAT gonna get creamed." ............................................................................. ANIMAL-Ya alska dy. YOUR TRAINER FRAN-Congratulations on your acceptance at Converse College. ···························· ···························- ---···························· ··················---SMALL WEST EUGENE BABYSITTING CO-OP would like more members in the area. 345•0031, Cindy. . ............................................................................... .._ ......................... .. meet INTERESTED WOMEN VOU.EYBALLERS coach, movie, play ball. May 13, 4.5 p.m. Health 276. . ................................................................................................................... . THURSDAY EVENING WOMEN'S GROUP is now forming. Call Bonnie Uffman at 342•6409. events DEAN-Now you can respond via The TORCH. Write me, YER TEACH I care. .. ............................................................................................................. . PAUL-Ever feel as though we're being watched too M much? . ..............................................................-............................................. . MOUY-l'd love to see your circus act! Perhaps we could THE KID exchange trade secrets! ----- .................................... ______ FRAN-You're welcome! THE GROUP THE GROUP-You're ruining my reputation. Philadelphia UoUH preeenta a talent show and dance. Friday at 8 p.m. Refreshments, prize to best perfor• mance. Cost: SL 1883 University Street. ANIMAL ·-----····················· ··············· LEONARD NILES-I love you very much. I have for the past year and I always will. DEBI & YOUR LITTLE DARLING APRIL RJCK BREEN-Want to shower with your love and LINDA affection. You won't let me. . ......................................................................................... . your need I steam. to TO JANA-My sweat has turned HARLEY cooling love. n1essages ................................................. TODD OR PHWP lusts for Doobie or Debby's magnin• cient and monumental body. WOMYN-"And from Adam's rib, God made woman" MUSTACHIO -Bible. let's be Christian about this! ................................................................. DANA. BARLEY-How can I keep my eyes on them balls in JANA tennis class if you're not there? KERI DENKS-Kiss•m•wa! Kasmackol Um•um good! MR. SLUGO Ah, the thrill of victory! LIZ-Here's a big smooch for your birthday. love & laughter, TONY JANE-You ignorant slut! ............................................................... ·························· ······················---- --...............................................................................................-.............. SIR NOSE-Cool it! What will people think I What will my J.R. husband say? ...................................................................................................................... SIR NOSE-I know who you are. Clean up your act or J .R. 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