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Vol. 21, No. 28 May 21 - al, 1981

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Romoser: Schools should not be run like businesses.
by Ron Kelley
of The TORCH

Two primary educational
mythologies will have to be
dispelled, according to the LCC
educator recently elected president of the Oregon Education
Association (OEA) .
The 27,000 member OEA
elected language arts instructor
Ted Romoser for an unprecedented second term (served
1978-1979) on May 2, during the
annual OEA meeting in Portland.
Romoser says one educational
myth involves the attitude that,
" Schools should be run like
businesses. '' He fears this ap-

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natural resources or " units of
production .''
' 'We have to set up schools
that help individuals to become
people ,'' understanding the difference between teaching practices and business practices at all
times , he says.
He adds that people need to
'' think about education as a unique activity in itself that doesn't
go on any place else in our
culture.' ·
Another myth, according to
Romoser , holds that teachers ·
salaries have improved . He says ,
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has actually decreased when
compared to general production
workers' wage scales.
He says these attitudes affect
the amount of support received by
higher education which consequently drives teachers away
from the profession .
Romoser views the economic
future of education as " grim."
He refers to a reduction of funding as '' the kind of investment
you cut back on and can 't
recover . A poor program tor
children creates a situation impossible to correct."
While he realizes other projects
require state and federal funding ,
his goal is to " make the strongest
case for educational programs I
can. '' He believes a forceful,
energetic bargaining style will
gain support for education as well
as for workers' rights .
Romoser vows to ' ' hold up the
warning flag, if necessary, to be
more forceful, and to throw up
road blocks to groups or individuals that view teachers and
children as extensions of a robot
assembly machine. ' '
Romoser, 41, a graduate of
Southern Illinois University with
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LCC library holds

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first open house

The yellow flyers floating
around campus lately may
read "BYOB," but don't
neglect to look closer -- the
acronym in this case stands
for "Bring Your Own Broom."
Giraffe Club members are
circulating the flyers to promote a May 28 march along .
the 30th Avenue hill leading to
LCC. Ralliers will sweep up
trash along the way, hence the
request for brooms.
Casey Fast, spokesperson
for the newly formed club,
hopes that cleaner and safer
road conditions will encourage
more people to walk or bike to
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by Marty Schwarzbauer
of the TORCH
On Monday, May 18, the LCC
library held an open house to announce the formation of a Friends
of the Library organization.
The open house featured exhibits on Solar Energy from
Michael Denmark's Building
Technology class; woodwork exhibits by Michael Convey;
Japanese block prints by Robert
McClain; and microwav€ cooking
by Camille Ranzio. There was also
a children's story hour, and a
faculty reunion and staff author
party.
The purpose of Friends of the
Library is to form support groups
which focus attention on library
services. And just as important is
the group's sponsorship of
cultural, entertaining and fund
raising events.

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Model solar house: one of many displays during the open house sponsored by Friends of the Library.
people come," she says.
Friends of the Library was first Hopkins Universities. According
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recent
survey,
there
are
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organized in 1896 in San Juan
'' If we continue (these open
Batista, California, to buy books 100',000 "Friends" in the United
houses)
it'll grow," she says of
and support a library. In 1925, a States.
Friends.
"It's a way to help peoKathleen
Wiederholt,
who
Friends of Harvard University
ple to get to know the resources
Library was organized, and soon organized the open house, feels
and get enterested in the
after, similar groups were formed that it was a success for a first eflibrary.''
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down on fuel consumption,··
he adds, ''everyone is going to
have to start conserving.··
The club is also hoping to
gain publicity for a proposed
shuttle bus that would pick up
bikers and walkers at 30th and
Alder and take them over the
t1ill. According to Fast, '' If we
have a big turnout, LTD would
probably underwrite the shuttle bus themselves.''
Though LCC administrators
have been approached about
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formal proposal has been submitted. However, says Fast,
''We want to show them this is
a major concern.'' Registration for "Broom Brigade" participants will begin at 6:30
a. m. at 30th and Agate
Streets. The march, which
begins at 7 a.m., will be led by
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help defray printing costs and
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Teresa Mantzke -- no stranger to death
feature by Ron Kelley
of The TORCH

When, in 1972, Teresa Mantzke enlisted in the Airforce at age
19, she never dreamed she would
end up in Vietnam .
In fact , when she stepped off
the plane onto Vietnamese soil,
her first thought was, ' 'This isn't
Albuquerque.''
Teresa had just graduated first,
out of a class of 60, mostly men,
from the Technical School at
Lowry Airforce Base, Colorado.
She became one of the first
women flight mechanics to serve
during the U.S. war with North
Vietnam.
Shortly after her arrival,
Teresa, a jet maintenance crew
chief, conducted her first solo
preflight checklist.
It was 5 a.m., when she arrived at the fighter jet to run the
craft through its final checklist.
The pilots were to arrive for briefing on that morning 's bombing
raid at precisely 5:30.
She hadn 't slept the entire
night , journeying to the craft
several times to quarantee its inevitable presence , checking it
and rechecki ng it.
She ch ecked the t ires ,
hydrau lic fl uid oil, poundage (the
weight of gas) , and the egress
equ i pmen t such as t he
parachutes and emergency ejection system.
She ch ecked the pil ots '
harnesses to stabilize the pitching motion . Next, came the tail
lights and the fire warning light.
And finally , she checked the jet 's
parachute .
But the two lieutenants assigned to fly Teresa's craft refused
moments before the bombing
mission was to begin.
The pilots approached her on
the field saying , "You're a girl
and you probably did something
wrong .''
She burst upon the Squadron
Commander with the force of her
120 pounds , clad in her Airforce
issued T-shirt and military fitted
flight pants .
Within the span of ten minutes,
the Base Maintenance and Wing
Commanders approached Teresa ,
the lieutenants , and the jet.
Donning his flight helmet , the
Wing Commander asked, Is this
craft ready for flight?' ' She
replied , '' Yes sir, this is a
Category 1 aircraft. .. no notable
discrepancies at all .''
The two commanders boarded
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the jet and flew it once around the
pattern, before joining the
squadron for the bombing raid,
leaving two disheartened
lieutenants and an elated Teresa
Mantzke below.
Teresa enlisted because she
believed women should share an
equal burden in the war effort.
And her small-farm upbringing in
Montana, and "tomboy" legacy
placed her on equal footing with
the best auto mechanics,
welders, and drafters the male
sex had to offer.
Yet , underlying all motivations,
she says escape and a strong
taste for adventure were her
primary reasons for enlistment.
She claims she wasn't really
wanted
She
patriotic.
"something I'd never done
before.''
Her mother used to tell her,
"You'll always do something and
think about the consequences
after it's done."
Teresa says she wasn 't actually a rebellious child . It was just
that she never " gave thought to
repercussions. ''
Her devil-may-care attitudes
contrasted sharply with those
held by her fraternal twin.
She says, '' There is nothing
identical about my sister and I.
Absolutely nothing. ''
While she depicts herself as
unconventional -- with no desire
to marry or to have childre n, and
a strong love for travel and adventure; she describes her sister ,
Kathy , as conventional -married } fa 'rfomemaker , and still
living in Montana. ''
Her friend Alberta Cook says ,
however, sibling rivalry doesn 't
contribute to Teresa 's streak of
unconventionality. She adds, ' ' I
don't think she's out there to prove anything to the world. She's
just Teresa."
As for Vietnam, Teresa says
she may not agree with
but if
everything about it,
there's one thing I learned in
Nam, it's you've got to be able to
accept it. " She adds , I'd do it
all over again ."
Teresa says, " Once you start
looking back on something that
you 've done and you start having
regrets or saying no, then it's
something that's going to live
with you the rest of your life.
" If I do something , no matter
what it is, I'm going to enjoy it. If
there's any problems or negative
reactions, I'd try to learn from
them ."

The dual mottos, "accept" and
"no regrets , " are keys to
Teresa ' s life that make her what
friends describe as adventurous,
curious, compassionate, and
child-like.
It may seem easy for a 27-yearold woman to have what appears
to be a simplistic , care-free attitude toward life.
Indeed, Teresa does retain
child-like attitudes. Yet, hers is
the "innocence" gained through
experience , for Teresa is no
stranger to death.
Teresa, at the age of 23, suffered her first heart attack. Later,
while recovering from complications, her doctor walked into her
room and flatly told her, "Well, I
think you've got until 35 to live."

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Teresa says her parents spoiled
and pampered her as a child: ' ·I
never had to do anything for
myself.'' Her craving to escape

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But it becomes clear that her
heart condition affects her decision to not marry or have
children.
It's been four years since she
lay for three months in a hospital
in Germany; four years since she
went into shock as the doctor told
her that morning she would die
before she reached 35. He said
she would die from Marsfan Syndrome, a rare congenital affliction
which weakens the immunological system creating a
greater susceptibility to diseases
of all kinds. No cause or cure is
known.
If a person with this syndrome
gets rheumatic fever, it leads to
heart problems. In Spain, in
1978, Teresa had her second
heart atack when she contracted
rheumatic fever, hepatitis, and
typhoid, simultaneously.
Following the doctor ' s
diagnosis of Marsfan Syndrome,
she suffered repeated anxiety attacks. Finally , she said to herself,
" Alright stupid , you ' re too much
of a fighter. I'm not going to die at
35 unless I'm good and ready. "
Since then , " I' ve do ne
everything I wanted to do and I've
done it my way, " she says.
Regarding her active physical
lifestyle , she says , I don 't sit
back and worry about it. . .I
never think , ' Is this going to hurt
me or make me sick? ' ''
To pamper yourself is to isolate
you rself. She says , I'm not going to change my life-style to
lengthen my life. That cheats
myself and others. " Besides , she
adds , " People don 't like to be
reminded of death. "
Teresa says, " I am not a weak
person because of this. I am
strong. ''
This is precisely why she wants
to work with handicapped
children. At present, in typical
Teresa Mantzke fashion, she is
undertaking 26 units toward her
degree in special education .
Disabled children, she says ,
·'are not put here to take up
space and air. They have potential. "
Working with children may be a
perfect career for Teresa . Her
friend Mike Cardon says she
" acts like a little girl sometimes
in her attitude , talk , and actions. '' He mentions that she
sleeps with a teddy bear she
received for her 27th birthday.
She readily admits this , introducing the teddy bear as Yogi ,
and saying, Part of me never
wants to grow up ."
Many people take life too
seriously , she says, and that,
" We need to find the little girl or
boy in us. "
She recalls how she decided to
teach Donnie that he was too
serious . She made him play imaginary football in the middle of
the night. She says , " At first , he
didn 't understand . Finally , half
way through the game , he started
to let go."
Teresa believes to " go back to
childhood innocence leaves you
more vulnerable until you get
hu rt. If you 're afraid of being
hurt , you get in a shell in stead of
allowing it to make you more able
to give of yourself ."
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Teresa Mantzke
this protection led her into her
tomboy ways and eventually into
the airforce.
Today , she still considers
herself too much of a tomboy -stuck with ·'a lousy Irish
temper."
A few men have provoked her
anger one too many times. When
she was 21, she decked a man in
a bar with what she calls her
mean backhand" for being too
'' fresh and obnoxious.' '
A year ago , at 27, an ex-boy
friend pinched her beyond any
sense of protocol. She sent her
backhand flying , only this time it
connected with the door, breaking her middle finger. She wore
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All of her friends claim she is
continually in-and-out of casts -breaking or spraining her leg,
finger, ankle, or knee . Most say
she is not clumsy; rather , she is
unusually active.
She speaks of these adventures in a similar vein as many of
her Vietnam experiences. Only
there, it wasn't a matter of a spill
down a ski slope or a tumble
down some stairs -- the stakes
were much higher.
One evening , while guards
patrolled the perimeters , she
walked into the woods with her
"flashlight, M-16, and little
(military issued) potty."
She heard a noise, saw a red
flash, and shot with her M-16 into
the black night. In the morning
she discovered blood. She thinks
she didn't kill who ever it was.
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faced with potential capture:
1)Escape, 2)Kill the enemy first,
and 3)Commit suicide.
decided
women
The
unanimously to kill themselves to
avoid being raped and tortured in
front of captured American men.
Another queer encounter with
death came, in 1975, one month
before she planned to marry Donnie Maynard, a pilot stationed in
Germany.
Donnie's second to the last
flight crashed into the side of a
mountain between Ramstein and
Han Airforce bases.
Teresa says she has not
wanted to marry anyone since his
death.

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AROUND11.

Thursday

Movies

Cinema 7 -- Atrium Building , Salo -- 120
Days of Sodom ... , 7:30 and 9:45.
Mayflower -- 788 E. 11th, Excalibur, 7:20
and 9:30.
National -- 969 Willamette St., Nine to
Five, 7 and 9:15.
McDonald -- 101 OWillamette St., Alice In
Wonderland, and Amy 7:30 and 9:20.
Fine Arts Theatre -- 630 Main St. , Buddy
Holly Story and Coal Miner's Daughter,
7:30 and 10:00.
Cinema World -- Valley River Center ,
Tess, 6 and 8:55., Friday the 13 an·
dAltered States 5:45, 7:50 and 9:50.,
Caddyshack and , "10" 6 7:45. and 10
p.m., Night Hawk and Raging Bull, 6:20,
8:10 and 10:05 p.m.
Valley River Twin Cinema -- Tribute and
Le Cage aux Fol/es II 6:15 and 8:15 ,
Breaker Morant. 8:30 p.m .
Bijou -- 492 E. 13th. One sings, The Other
Doesn't and The Tall Blond Man With One
Black Shoe. 7:30 and 9:30 respectively .

Music

Aunt Lucy Divine's -- 13th and Alder ,
Karleen and Mike, 9:30 p.m. • 2 a.m.
Duffy 's -- 801 E. 13th Ave ., The Boys -·
soft rock n' roll, 9 p.m. - 1 a.m .
O'Callahan 's -- 440 Coburg Rd. Jazzle. 9
p.m. • 2 a.m. Cover varies.
The Lost Dutchman -- 535 Main St., Springfield, Sunnyside, 9:30 p.m. • 1 a.m.
Community Center For Perfoming Arts -291 W. 8th., Moonco,n will perform traditional Irish folk music. Show will begin at
8 p.m. at WOW Hall (8th and Lincoln) . Ad·
mission is $3 with a 50 cent discount for
CCPA members .
U of O -- A Musical Smorgasbord will be
performed at 12:30 p.m. in room 198 .
Also Margaret Lakey will perform her
organ master's recital at 8 p.m . at Beall
Hall . Also violinist Evelyn Smith will per·
form her senior recital at 8 p.m. in room
198 . Also in Gerlinger Alumni Lounge Eric
Wood and Michael Martin will play a dual
recital on the trombone and saxophone. 8
p.m. Free of charge.

Theatre
Harry's On The Canal -- 2200 Centennial
Blvd., Richard Levin, Illusionist Extrodinaire, 6:30 - 8:30 p.m . Admission is
free .
Oregon Repertory Theatre -- 99 W. 10th
St , Red, Hot and Cole, Curtain at 8 p.m.,
admission is $6.

Friday

Movies

Cinema 7 -- Salo •• 120 Days of Sodom,
7:30 and 9:45 p.m..
National -- Nine to Five, 6, 8 and 10 p.m.
Mayflower -- Excalibur, 7:20 and 9:30 .
McDonald -- Alice In Wonderland, and
Amy, 7:30 and 9:30 .
Fine Arts Theatre -- The Buddy Holly Story
and Coal Miner 's Daughter, 7:30 and 10 .
Cinema World -- Happy Birthday to Me,
6:20 , 8:10 and 10:05 , Friday the 13 II,
and Altered States , 6, 7:45 and 10 p.m.,
" 10, " and Caddyshack 5:45 7:50 and
9:50 p.m. Night Hawk and Raging Bull,
6: 15, 7:50 and 10:05, The Fan, 7:30 and
9:30 p.m.
Valley River Twin Cinema -- Tribute, and
Le Cage aux Fol/es II, 6:15 and 8:15
p.m. , Breaker Morant, 8:30 p.m .
Bijou -- One Sings, The Other Doesn't and
The Tall Blond Man With One Black Shoe,
7:30 and 9:30 respectively .

Music

Duffy's -- The Boys -- soft rock n' roll,
9:30 p.m. • 1 a.m.
O'Callahan's -- Jazzle. 9:30 • 2 a.m.
Cover varies .
Grand Illusions -- 412 Pearl St. Greg
Tripp, 9:30 p.m. - 1:30 a.m. Cover Varies .
Taylors -- 13th and Kincaid , The Xplorers,
9:30 p.m. • 1:30 a.m. Cover varies.
The Place -- Johnny and the Distractions,
9:30 p.m . - 1:30 a.m. Cover varies .
U of O -- The library will sponsor a noon
concert on the steps. This weeks featured
group is the 75-member symphonic band.
Also Jazz lab bands I and ii will perfom at
8 p.m. at Beall Hall. Admission is $2

general audience, $1.50 for students and
senior citizens. Also Nancy Sylvester,
harpsichord , wi ll performs her master's
recital at 8 p.m . in Beall Hall .

Theatre
Oregon Repertory Theatre -- Red, Hot and
Cole, Curtain at 8 p.m. , Admission is $7.
Lane Community College -- 4000 E. 30th
Ave ., Cunous Savage. Curtain at 8 p.m.
Admission is $4. Call 726-2202 for reservations .
U of O -- Robinson Theatre. Anything
Goes. Curtain at 8 p.m. Admissions is
$4. 50 general audience, $2 .75 for U of O
students and $3.50 for other students.

Dance
Lane Community College -- The LCC Bowling Club is sponsoring a dance featuring
The Sneakers. The dance will start at 8
p. m. Admission is $2 a person or $3 a
couple . Tickets will be available at the
door .

Saturday

Movies

Cinema 7 -- Salo •· 120 Days of Sodom.
7:30 and 9:40 .
Mayflower -- Excalibur, 7:20 and 9:30 .
National -- Nine to Five, 6, 8, and 10 p.m.
McDonald -- Alice In Wonderland, and
Amy 7:30 and 9:30.
Fine Arts -- Buddy Holly Story and Coal
Miner's Daughter, 7:20 and 9:40.
Valley River Twin Cinema -- Tribute and .
Le Cage aux Fol/es 6:15 and 8:15 ,
Breaker Morant at 8:30 p. m.
Cinema World -- Friday the 13 II . and
Altered States, 7:20 , 8:10 and 10:05 ,
Happy Birthday to Me and The Fan 5:45 ,
7:50 and 9:50, Raging Bull, and Night
Hawk, 6, 7:45 and 10.
Bijou -- One Sings, the Other Doesn 't and
The Tall Blond Man With One Black Shoe,
7:30 and 9:30 .

Music

Treehouse -- Linda Jacobs and Margaret
Vitus 8 p.m. to midnight.
Aunt Lucy Devina's -- Gordon Kasswell. 8
p.m. till closing. Cover varies.
Duffy's -- The Boys -- soft rock n' roll, 9
p.m. • 1 a.m . Cover Varies.
The Lost Dutchman -- Sunnyside, 9p.m. 1 a.m.
O'Callahan's --Jazzle, 9:30 p.m. • 1 a.m .
The Place -- Johnny and the Distractions,
9:30 p.m. • 1:30 a.m. Cover vareis.
Grand Illusions -- Greg Tripp . 9:30p .m. 1:30 a.m . Cover varies.
Taylors -- The Xplorers , 9:30 p.m. • 1:30
a.m. Cover varies .
Saturday Market -- 8th and Oak , Shine ·Jazz, funk dance band. Also plenty of
unscheduled entertainment 2 p.m.. Free
of Charge.

Theatre
Oregon Repertory Theatre -- Red, Hot and
Cole 8 p.m., Admission is $7
U of O-- Robinson Theatre Anything Goes ,
8 p.m., Admission is $4.50 for general
audience, $2. 75 for U of O students and
senior citizens and $3 .50 for other
students.
Lane Community College -- Curious
Savage, Curtain at 8 p.m. Admission is
$4. Call 726-2202 for reservations.

Sunday

Movies

Cinema 7 -- Salo -- 120 Days of Sodom.
7:30 and 9:40 p.m.
McDonald Theatre -- Alice In Wonderland
and Amy, 2:15 , 4:40, 7 and 9:20 .
Mayflower -- Excalibur, 2:45 , 5, 7:15 and
9 : 30 .
National -- Nine to Five, 1:30 , 3:30, 5:30,
7:30 and 9:30.
Fine Arts Theatre -- Buddy Holly Story and
Coal Miner's Daughter 7:30 and 10:00 .
Cinema World -- Happy Birthday to Me
and The Fan, 6:20, 8:10 and 10:05, Friday the 13 II, and, Altered States. 6, 7:45
and 10 Night Hawk, and Raging Bu/15:45,
9:50 and 10:05.
Valley River Twin Cinema -- Tribute and
Le Cage aux Fol/es, 6:15 and 8:10,

Breaker Morant. 8:30 p.m.
Bijou -- One Sings , The Other Doesn't and
The Tall Blond Man With One Black Shoe.
3 and 4:45.

Music

The Place -- Sunday Showcase, 9 p. m. • 1
a.m .. cover varies.
Treehouse -- David Case • classical guitar.
9 a.m. • 12 p.m.
Aunt Lucy Devina 's -- Folk Music, 9 • 11
p.m. Cover varies.
U of O -- Marianne Schwanke, organ, w//1
present her doctoral degree recital., 4
p.m. at Beall Hall . Also P Jordon. voice.
will perform a voice recital. 4 p.m. in Gerl·
inger Alumm1 Lounge .
Temple Beth Isreal -- 25th and Portland
St. George W,nston •· Windham Hill
Recording artist and Eugene guitarist
Richard Crandell will present a special
concert. Show begins at 8:30 p.m. Admission is $5 .50 in advance.

Theatre

Oregon Repertory Theatre -- Atrium
Building , Red. Hot and Cole. Curtain at 8
p.m ., Admission is $6 .

Monday

Movies

Cinema 7 -- Salo -- 120 Days of Sodom.
7:30 and 9:40.
Mayflower -- Excalibur. 7:20 and 9:30 .
National -- Nme to Five. 7 and 9: 15.
Fine Arts Theatre -- Springfield. Buddy
Holly Story and Coal M1ner·s Daughter.
7:30 and 10.
Cinema World -- Friday the 13 II and
Altered States , 6:20 8:10 and 10:05 ,
Night Hawk and Rag,ng Bull 6, 7:45 and
1O, Happy Birthday to Me and The Fan.
5:45 , 7:50 and 9:50 p.m.
Valley River Twin Cinema -- Tnbute • and
Le Cage aux Fol/es, 6: 15 and 8: 15 p.m.,
Breaker Morant 8:30 p.m .
McDonald -- The Alice In Wonderland and
Amy, 7:30 and 9:30.
Bijou -- One Sings, The Other Doesn 't and
The Tall Blond Man With One Black Shoe.
7:30 and 9:30 .

Music

Perrys -- Dick Blake, 9 p.m. • 1 a.m .
Cover varies.
The Lost Dutchman -- Sunnyside, p.m. •
12:30 a.m.
U of O -- Violinist James Mclennon will
play his senior recital at 8 p.m. in Beall
Hall .

Theatre
Harry 's on the Canal -- Richard Levin. Illusionist Extrodina1re, 6:30 p.m. - 8:30
p. m. Cover varies .

Tuesday
Movies

Cinema 7 -- Salo -- 120 Days of Sodom,
7:30 and 9:40 .
Mayflower -- Excalibur, 7: 20 and 9:30 .
National -- Nine to Five, 7 and 9: 15 .
Fine Arts Theatre -- Buddy Holly Story and
Coal Miner 's Daughter, 7:30 and 10 .
Valley River Twin Cinema -- Tribute and
,Le Cage Aux Fol/es II, 6:15 and 8:15,
Breaker Morant, 8:30 p.m.
Cinema World -- Friday the 13 II and
Altered States. 6:20, 8:10 and 10:05 ,
Rag,ng Bull and Night Hawk 6, 7:45 and
1o. , Happy Birthday to Me and The Fan
5:45, 7:50 and 9:50.
Bijou -- One Sings, The Other Doesn't and
The Tall Blond Man With One Black Shoe,
7:30 and 9:30.

Music
Aunt Lucy Divine's-- Folk Music., 9 p.m.
- 11 p.m .
Perry's -- Dick Blake· Guitar, 9 p.m. • 1
a.m .
Treehouse -- Linda Jacobs and Margaret
Vitus. 9 p.m. • 1 a.m. No cover .
The Lost Dutchman -- Sunnyside, 9 p.m. •
12:30 a.m.
O'Callahan's -- Slowtrain, 9:30 p.m. - 1
a.m. Cover vareis.
U of 0-- Carley Carver, violin, will perfrom
her doctoral degree recital at 8 p. m. in

Galleries

Beall Hall.

Theatre
Harry 's on the Canal -- Richard Lev,n, lllus10nist Extrod1na1re will perform from 6:30
• 8:30 p.m. Cover varies.

Wednesday

Movies

Cinema 7 -- Salo •· 120 Days of Sodom,
7:30 and 9:40 p.m.
National -- Nine to Five. 7 and 9:20 p.m.
Mayflower -- Excalibur. 7: 30 and 9: 25
p.m .
McDonald -- A/tee In Wonderland. and
Amy.. 7:30 and 9:30 p.m.
Fine Arts Theatre -- Buddy Holly Story and
Coal Miner's Daughter. 7:30 and 10 p.m.
Cinema World -- Fnday the 13 II. and
Altered States, 6:20, 8:10 and 10:05
p.m .. Happy Birthday to Me. and The Fan
5:45, 7:50 and 9:50 ..Night Hawk. and
Rag,ng Bull 6, 7:45 and 10 p.m.
Valley River Twin Cinema -- Tnbute. and
Le Cage Aux Fol/es 116:15 and 8: 15 p.m ..
Breaker Morant, 8:30 p.m.
Bijou -- One Sings. The Other Doesn •t and
The Tall Blond Man With One Black Shoe,
7:30 and 9:30

Music
Aunt Lucy Devine 's -- Folk Music. 9 to 11
p.m .
Lost Dutchman -- Sunnyside, 9 to 1 a.m.
O'Callahan's -- Slowtram. 9:30 p.m. • 1
a.m. Cover varies.
University of Oregon -- The Umvers1ty
symphony will present a concert at 8 p.m.
in Beall Hall . Free of charge. Al so Shelley
Jaffee. compos1t1on, will perform some of
tier works at 8 p.m. in the Music Hall ,
room 198.

Theatre

u of O -- Robinson ~Theatre. Anything
Goes, Curtain at 8 p.m. Admission is
$4.50 for general audience, $2.75 for
University students and senior citizens
and $3 .50 for other students .
Harry's on the Canal -- Richard Levin. Illu sionist Extrodinaire will perform from 6:30
p.m. • 8:30 p.m. Cover varies .

Blair Island Restaurant -- 325 Blair St.
Embossmgs and handmade paper by
Portland ·art1s1 Manlyn Mork . These will be
on display through June 15 . Gallery
Hours Tuesday through Fnday. 6.30
a.m . • 9:30 p.m. Sa/urday. 8 a.m. • 9
p.m. Sunday, 8 a.111. • 2 p.m. Closed
Monday. For more 1nformat10n on this exh1bll Call Godfrey Warner at 345-4270.
Eugene Public Library-- 100 W. 13tt1 Ave .
The Paper Jungle, oragarrn by M1ct1ael
Sussman. Tt11s exl11b1t will run tt1rougt1
May 31. Gallery Hours : Monday through
Ttiursday, 10 a.m. • 9 p.m .. Friday and
Saturday, 10 a.m. • 6 p.m . and Sunday 1
p.m. • 5 p.m.
The Collier House -- 1170 E. 13th Ave .
Native Images •· pnnts and drawing by
James Florendo and John Finch. Tt11s exl11b1t runs through June 12 . Tt1e reception
Will be held May 23 from 3 P.111. to 6 o.m
Lane Community College -- 4000 E. 30tt1.
Ave. Andy Johnston. pamtmg and Mark
Fessler. sculpture will t1ave an ext11b1t
tt1rough May 27. Also LCC wmmng art
mural compet11ors will display !heir works
at Project Space , 39 E. 10th St. Gallery
Hours : Monday • Tl1ursday, 8 a.m. • 10
• p.m. and Fridays, 8 a.m. • 5 p.m. Gallery
Hours for ProJect Space: Monday tt1rougll
Friday , 12 p m • 5 o.m.
Universtiy of Oregon Museum -- Charles
Heaney Retrospecllve. pa1ntmg. and Gary
Komann. pa,ntmg. through May 17. Also
at the U of O library will be Selected
h1s/oncal photographs of the Pendelton
Woolen 11111/s. Tt11s will be on display
t11rough June 12 .
Willamette Science and Technology Center
-- 2300 Centennial Blvd. Mt. St Helens
photographic exhibit. througt1out the summer, Holography lecture opens Light. Color. V1s10n and Illus/On exh1b1t througt1
June 28. Gallery Hours: Tuesday · Friday.
9 a.m. • 5 p m., Saturday , 10 a.m . • 5
p.m.. and Sunday, noon· 5 p.m. Adm1 s·
sion is $2 for adults , $1 for senior citizens
and 75 cents for students and ct11ldren .
··Around Town .. is compiled by Paula
Case . All calendar events must be
delivered to tile TORCH office by Mon·
day afternoon at 4 p m. for publication
the following Thursday . No notices will
be accepted after deadline .

CELEBRATE
PUBLIC ART
Among the many entrie~. a Jest),(11
has been selec ted for the Lane
Communitv Co llege Art Mural.
T hese showings are an offer ing to the
communi tv to celebra te the manv art1 ., h
who participated in the compc titi on.

MAY 26- 30 Project Space
39 E 10th 12-5
JUNE 1-5
The Mezzanine Gallery
at the LCC Library
7: 3 0 - 10 (M - T) 7: 3 0 - 5 (F)

***Friday May 29th at
Project Space there will be a
Reception from 6- 9 pm* * *
Music by Le Jazz Hot 7-8:30 pm
Wine and treats will be offered.
For more information call Nancy at 747-4501, ext. 2H2
Sponsored by the ASLCC Student Forum

•
In April the Health Occupations Department held a computerized lottery to determine
which of the 260 applicants to the Associate Degree Nursing (ADN) and Practical Nursing (PN) programs would be admitted for training this fall.
With 80 ADN and 30 PN positions open, less than half of applicant pool could be admitted.
Many students gambled on admission to the program by taking pre-nursing classes
including Human Anatomy and Physiology, Elementary Microbiology, Nutrition, and
Child Development. But after months of waiting, hoping and preparation, the selections
were announced and the 150 people who weren't admitted are making new plans and
re-evaluating their career choices. Many will choose to wait another year for another
chance.
The 80 new AON students have no doubts about how they'll be spending their next
two years: They'll be very busy. One of many nursing students said it's the most difficult program at LCC.
Many drop out, and many can't keep up. Some graduates "burn out" even after
making it through one of the programs, passing the state exams, and working as professionals.
Lynn Bernhardt is a 1974 graduate of Lane's PN program who, after working several
years as a licensed practical nurse, realized she was bored and wanted to learn more.
Last year she returned to get her ADN degree.
As a single mother of four, a part-time employee of Sacred Heart General Hospital,
and a full-time nursing student, Lynn has little free time. •'The program is so time consuming, I have to take each day one at a time. Sometimes I go two weeks without a day
off. " She smiles. "I get by with a lot of coffee. "
Fortunately for Lynn, her children (ages 8 to 15) are self-sufficient and supportive.
•'And they know how important nursing is to me. ''
Lynn joins the other nursing students Mondays for five hours of theory classes. Study
questions on information they must know are arranged into "modules." Answers to
these questions can fill a four inch-thick binder every quarter.
Two consecutive days or evenings each week are set aside for clinicals -- time
spent caring for hospital patients under a nursing instructor's supervision. First quarter
students begin by spending 10 hours each week with two patients, while sixth quarter
students are able to care for four patients over two 8-hour shifts.
On the days of their clinicals, the students arrive an hour early for pre-conference with
their student nursing instructor. As they present care plans for their patients, the instructor probes their understanding of the cases -- she could send home a poorly
prepared student.
During post-conference the day's work is evaluated. The students discuss what they
did, the problems that came up, and how they handled them.
Finally, two hours each week are spent reviewing and testing in the nursing lab on the
LCC campus . In ''check-offs'' an instructor questions each student about procedural
and clinical details. In "IQS" groups, students pick questions from a hat and
demonstrate the techniques called for.
Preparation for her clinicals begins Wednesday when Lynn arrives at the Orthopedic
Unit to become acquainted with her two patients.
Student nurses work in a different hospital care unit each quarter and are assigned
patients whose problems relate to the lecture and reading material. The day before their
shift, the students go to the hospital to get to know their patients -- talk with them, examine them, and review their medical records. This takes about two hours. Then they
return home to research their patients' cases thoroughly: What does the diagnosis
mean? What medication is being administered and what are its side effects? What do
the lab values mean? What treatment is the patient receiving, and why?
In short, the students learn all they can about their patients, then compile this information into a care plan which will help guide their work the next day -- preparation
which can take six to ten hours.
"Half the learning experience takes place before we arrive for clinicals," Lynn explains. '' ... We have to learn to research efficiently. By writing detailed care plans, we
become familiar with certain classical kinds of pathology that we'll often see as nurses.
Remembering this information will free us from extra research and give us more time to
be with the patients where we really belong."
Friday morning at 8 sharp, Lynn reports to orthopedics where six other student

Story by Michael Bailey
Photo by Bonnie Nicholas

Stressfut
but satisfying
nurses and their instructor have gathered for pre-conference. While one reads her care
plans, the others listen closely, for their patients often have similar conditions. One of
Lynn's patients is recovering from a shoulder operation but has several other serious
problems. Lynn is particularly concerned that the patient might be retaining fluids. She
discusses this observation with the instructor, who suggests two ways to test for this
possibility.
At 9 a. m., the students wheel out medicine cabinets and carefully gather the
prescribed drugs. They account for every pill they remove.
After administering medications, they assess their patients' conditions and take vital
signs.
This morning a surgeon has stopped in to check his patient: He changes the dressing
on her shoulder, examines the i,ncisions and sutures. He tests her range of motion for
pain and prescribes mobility exercises which the nurses will direct along with routine
work.
A nurse's tasks might include catheterizations or enemas, or setting up and monitoring intravenous medications. There are some medications a student nurse is not allowed
to administer, so Lynn must know her limits as well.
Before returning for her second day of clinicals, she will spend several more hours
revising her care plans to account for changes in her patients' conditions and treatment.
The program is demanding, but Lane graduates are among the best in the state. They
consistently score well on the State Board licensing exam, the same 9 hour test administered to graduates of three- and four-year nursing schools.
'' LCC has one of the better nursing programs in the whole state,'' says Alice McClure, patient care instructor for Sacred Heart General Hospital. '' Students coming out
of Lane are better equipped to work on the floor than students from other community
colleges. That is the truth. It is very obvious."
But some students are critical of the program, because, they say, there is not enough
time for everything, and little opportunity for review.
One student who dropped out complains that clinical skills aren't practiced enough.
For example, she claims that after giving each other injections three times, students
take the check-off test and move on to another skill: But if a student's patients don't
need injections, weeks may pass before that skill is reinforced. One student says she
went six weeks between lab practice and her first real injection.
In another instance, a student claims she had inserted a Foley catheter only one time
before she found herself assigned to the urology ward where nurses performed this task
routinely. She says she had to learn the skill on the job.
But a first year student feels "they put us under stress purposely because they
realize once we' re out, it will be a stressful job. Anyone dealing with sick people needs
to ha 11e good control of their stress levels."

7liere have been times when Lynn hasn't enjoyed nursing. She has quit ner 100
several times, staying away as long as a year because she was depressed. ''/loved nursing when I first started. But after a while I began taking it home with me. Being around
pain and illness so much, being too busy to sit with someone who's just found out he's
dying. Well, I'd go home and think about these things. I felt sadness for their pain, but I
had no one to talk to or share it with. I couldn't tell my children, and my friends didn't
want to hear it. So I kept it in and pushed it down. After a while I got depressed and I
couldn't handle it any longer. I quit. Many nurses I know don't have anyone to unload
with. It's hard to work a long time and keep on giving without burning out."
When asked about her specific reasons for continuing with nursing, Lynn says ··I quit
because I was frustrated. I thought I'd start something else and see if it was satisfactory. I was making more money as a waitress, but I began craving nursing again. I was
mothering my friends, overdoing things; my children weren't enough for me. I knew it
was time to go back.
'' I just love it, '' she says simply. For her, the intense training, the long hours, even
the depression and burnout are all worth it.
"I really enjoy taking care of people. There's something about touching, and tucking
someone into a clean bed ... perhaps it's just my maternal feelings, but there's a loving kind of exchange that happens. The patient gives back lots of warmth, gratitude,
and good feelings when I give good care.
''When people are sick or hurt, '' Lynn continues, •'they have a realness, an openness that many healthy people don't have. Perhaps it's our reputation for being kind
and helpful that makes them drop their defenses. I can't help but love them. That's why
I'm a nurse.
Ul'm not satisfied unless I'm caring for someone."

Page 8 May 21 - , . 1981 The TORCH

Movies

Happy Birthday to Me
Cinema World
Sick and stupid .
A standard, dumb, blood and
gore flick where you get your
money 's worth (ha) from seeing
six different characters brutally
murdered six different ways.
The plot is corny , the acting is
boring , the deaths are quite
bloody . It isn 't everything the
advertising built it up to be. It 's
worse .
Poor Virginia, no one is showing up for her birthday party,
because someone is killing all of
her friends .

Poor Virginia! What about the
poor schmucks who paid to see
this ?
This rotten filth forms a pattern
of murder followed by a real boring interlude to sedate the audience, then another quick but
gruesome killing. Horrifying? No.
Suspensful? Not really. A ripoff?
You bet.
It's stock Hollywood material.
Bets are down that it was originally written for T. V. -- it's bad
enough to qualify. Virginia keeps
flashing back to the car accident
that killed her mother and left
Virginia half vegged, the operation on her brain and the birthday
party that lead to the current
di:emma. All the while she thinks
she is commiting the murders.
Whodunnit? Was it Alfred, the
creepy but gifted, aspiring taxidermist? No -- he gets gardening
scissors in the gut. Was it Eituonne, the agressive French exchange student? No -- he
strangles on his scarf while
motorcycle spokes rip open his
head. Was it Rudy, the angry
jock? No -- he . .. wait a minute.
What did happen to him? And

REVIEWS

what about that blond in the
cemetery? And why doesn 't
anybody ever scream? How about
a little reality?
0. K. , the time has come to objectively analyze the situation.
The March 23 , 1981 edition of
Time features a special report on
violent crime in the U.S. The article is filled with accounts of
murder, rape , assault and robbery. In an average week 400
Americans are murdered. 22 killings are briefly described from
the week of March 8-14. Surely
that should be enough bloodletting for the average media consumer to stomach. But one must
wonder: With such atrocious
statistics on violence , why is it
that film makers can continue to
crank out these slaughter-shows
confident that they will thrive at
the box office?
Because they always have , and
they always will. We humans
thrive on the sick and stupid.
The audience last Friday was
typical for most any show. A lot of
high-scool aged people in groups
of five to ten, and some of
everybody else.
When the lights went out for
the show to begin people immediatly started asking each
other (and themselves) •'Why did
we (I) come to see this? "I'll bet
I'm going to be sorry."
During the film there were lots
of screams and then everybody
would laugh. For instance, one
particularly amusing comment
was made by a friend of Virginia's
-- '' I want to hear all of the gory
details about your evening with
John. ' ' John is the guy eating
shish kebab, yuk yuk.
But when the movie was over
and the killer was exposed, two
comments predominated among
the exiting mass. "How gross,"
and ' ' I don 't get it. ' ' So what's to
get? Some bloody scenes and a
paranoia towards closets and
black leather gloves. What did
you expect?
Six of the most bizarre murders
you will ever see. That's the promise, that's the deal. And it sells.
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Theatre

The Curious Savage
Blue Door Theatre
While the Blue Door Theatre ,
LCC ' s newest addition , is
something to be proud of, its
opening play doesn't reach full
potential .
The Curious Savage, a comedy
of the early '50s by John Patrick,
has sold-out for every performance. But with few exceptions,
Stan Elberson' s strong direction
isn 't enough for this weak play .
Jacquline Guild's notable portrayal of Mrs. Savage, an elderly
widow with a desire to spend a
$10 million fortune her way, is
the strongest. Her blue-tinted
hair and quick tongue leads the

audience through the comedy.
The play is set in a mental
hospital in which the inmates are
people with wonderfully simple
methods of explaining their
outlook on life. They, unwittingly
at times , help Mrs. Savage save
her inheritance from her three
greedy, self-serving stepchildren.
Hannibal (Joe Corey) and Fairy
May (Nancy Moir) assist in saving the money , as well as the
play. But even with Mrs . Paddy,
played by Rebecca Proctor, they
cannot make the light-hearted
comedy come to life. At times,
heavy-handed acting makes the
humor too obvious , allowing little

chance for surprise.
It is apparent that a great
amount of work and effort went
into this production . David Sherman 's set , wh ich shows professional attention to detail , is used
to good effect by the cast .
The theatre is a great addition
to the Performing Arts Department. The audience, seated in a
curve around the performance
area, is able to catch every bit of
the action. When Elberson and
Performing Arts Department Head
Ed Ragozzino evaluate the theatre
for future use , this first production should not be held against it.
The Curious Savage will be
shown May 19 through 23 . Curtain time is 8 p.m . by Bill Sheehy

C9©~[;!
THE NOIZ B012
The Noiz Baiz have a different theory of what rock and
roll should be. Nick Noiz, lead
singer, says that people only
hear recent popular hits from
most bands, but "rather than
change (our style)," to fit
standard formats, ''we'll wait
for people to catch on.''
Nick believes the Noiz Baiz
extend their style to encompass older songs, such as
Warren Zevon's "The Excitable Boy,' ' and old Stones
tunes. He believes the band
has a more sophisticated style
and more intelligent lyrics than
other local bands.
What Nick describes as a
' 'show case' ' effect becomes
apparent when an Elvis
Costello tune, or Bruce Springsteen's "You Can Look But
You Better Not Touch" follows
Deva's "Whip It."
Although the Noiz Baiz have
played publicly for only nine
months, local and Portland
clubs book them far in advance. They perform regularly
at BJ Kellys , O' Callahans and
Duffy's.
A 15-year spread between
the youngest band member,
who is 21, and the oldest, who
is 36, provides a wide range of
musical influences, which appeal to a diverse audience,
says Nick .
The band includes Marty
Thorne, keyboards and guitar;
Leon Hawkins, lead guitar;

Peter Christie, bass; Bernie
Kempler, drums; and Nick,
lead vocals .
Nick says their communication skills make the band
popular: '' Communication is
the key. If we have a problem,
we work it out.''
Nick adds that knowledge
gained from previous performing experiences contributes to
their popularity. He has
theatre and booking experience, and the other
members have played music
most of their lives.
It took ''blood, sweat and
tears,'' to get the band
together, says Nick. Members
paid for promotional activities
and extra band equipment
from their own pockets. In
nine months they've earned
enough money to pay expenses from band receipts.
Nick says the band now
faces a little resistance from
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He will only play bars that
allow the band artistic
freedom.
Managers who refuse to pay
a reasonable rate present
another problem, says Nick,
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pay sufficient rates for a quality band.
The Noiz Boiz plan to write
more of their own songs and
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believes their music will increase in popularity ,
spreading to outlying cities. ' ' I
think we 're trendsetters! " he
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Nick, a native New Yorker ,
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generated there fizzles before
reaching the West Coast.
"We' re here to fill in that
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It was announced this week
that William McGlaughlin has
been named Director and Conductor of the Eugene Symphony Orchestra. McGlaughlin's three
year appointment will begin on
July 1. He is scheduled to conduct the ·'Grand Opening Concert'' at the Eugene Performing
Arts Center in September of
1982. McGlaughlin, 37, was
chosen f ram over 170 applicants.

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Coming soon
Feeling restless? The following are upcoming events that
could fill in that spare time you
have.
• May 22, an LCC 18-hole golf
tournament at Oakway Golf
Course from noon to 5 p.m.
There is a $7 entry fee.
• May 26, a tennis tournament
on LCC's courts . Entry is free
to students and staff, both
men and women.
• May 29-30, Lane Dance
Theatre's "Spring Concert"
at 8 p.m. in the main gym. Admission is $1 for LCC students
and $2 for the general public.

SPORTS

Sylvester lifts 1,240 lbs. for LCC record
Keith Sylvester became the
best power lifter in LCC's history
May 14, heaving a total of 1,240
pounds in three lifts, in the final
power lift contest this year.
Sylvester won the overall
championship for men, setting
new records in all categories in
his 165 lbs. division. In addition,
he set a new body weight ratio of
2.50, bettering his old mark of
2.37 set in the winter '81 competition.
In the women's division,
newcomer Cindy Davis shattered
the existing record in her 123 lbs.
class, lifting a total of 440

pounds and also set a new body
weight ratio record at 1.21 .
Total weight records set in the
spring '81 competition are as
follows :
WOMEN
123 lb. class
440 lbs .

Cindy Davis

132 lb. class
440 lbs.

Alison Healy

148 lb. class
440 lbs.

Kelly Landreth

MEN
123 lb. class John Guenther
685 lbs.

132 lb. class Kevin Jones
795 lbs.
165 lb. class Keith Sylvester
1,240 lbs.
198 lb. class Phil Sherman
1,165 lbs.
220 lb. class Bill Schmidt
1,1501bs.

Men and women
bowlers teaming
Bowlers of any level are invited
to join the LCC Bowling Club
beginning in February of 1982.
The team competes on the collegiate level and for recreation .
Possibility of international matches. Contact Keith Perkins or
Rick Montoya in Student Activities or Lou Bellisimilo.

Women soccer players needed
The LCC Women's Soccer Club
is looking for experienced or inexperienced women interested in
playing soccer next fall . The cityleague team will play other inter-

collegiate squads. For more information contact captain Karren
Schmeichel, 726-7943, Karen
Palanuk, 747-7943, or Mitch
Allara in the intramural depart• ment.

• June 2-3 , a ''Watermelon
Run ' ' around the athletic fields
(approx. 2.2 miles). The run
begins at 4 p.m. on June 2
·and noon on June 3. No entry
fee to students or staff .
• June 3, everyone is invited
to attend a five event track
meet at 2 p. m. on the LCC
track . Again , no entry fee .
Sign-ups and additional information is available at the intramural office in the gym lobby , ext. 25~9 .

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Lisha Lass: Willing to
by Kelly Cheney
of the TORCH
The smell of freshly mowed
grass contrasts, but mixes with
the scent of sweat streaming from
the intense discus competitors.
Lisha Lass, an LCC thrower, is
among them. In the midst of all
the intensity, she 's not considered a fierce competitor. She
is a concentrator.
"Lass," bellows the man
recording the discus event.
Lisha steps into place. You can
see the depth of concentration in
her eyes as she enters the ring
and glances up at the field, her
navy blue sweats gleaming. She
pads to the back of the ring and
faces the awaiting crowd, always
fixing her eyes just above the audience.
In the next few seconds she arranges the discus in her hand,
sometimes regrasping it to assure
its correct position. Lisha's right
arm assumes the cocked position. Her eyes seem darker than
before as they focus on the gray
cement circle.
With discus still in hand, her
throwing arm shoots back to gain
rhythm and potency . Her head
follows. Suddenly, a quick spin,
a plant, an extension, and a
vibrant thrust of power precede
the silent moment as the disc
sails outwards -- farther and farther away from its pilot.
The officials measure and
record the distance. Lisha Lass
retrieves the discus and saunters
to a near-by open area to stretch,
practice her spin, and concentrate some more. She doesn't
wait to hear the distance of the
throw; she already has some idea
by the feel of it.
'' Some feel comfortable, some
feel strong. I can tell when I've
thrown really well -- I won't feel
anything because everything just
flows together. My best throws
follow a good practice and that's
when I have the most confidence.''
Lisha is attractive, has the
c:ear complexion, stylish, glisten-

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that are associated with fashion
models.
In fact, at 160 pounds, which
is nicely spread over a 5 foot 9
3/ 4 figure, she fits into the teen
fashion mold. She doesn't have
bulging biceps that flex upon
command. Her quadraceps are
formed but not conspicuous. In
other words, she has the strength
and confidence of a g_ood discus
thrower, but she doesn't look the
part.
Maintaining both those
characteristics has earned Lisha
an undefeated discus record this
year. On May 1, she was unequalled in OJCAA competition and
walked away with the district title. May 9 she won top honors on
the regional circuit. She beat the
LCC school record in three consecutive meets held earlier in the
season with throws of 152 feet 4,
154 feet 10, and 161 feet 1O 1/ 2
-- the latter hurl a lifetime best,
and the first throw qualifying her
for nationals on May 21 through
23 in San Angelo, Texas. She has
become one of the hottest
women's discus throwers in community colleges today: She is the
one to beat.
But that sort of prominence
isn't new to her. During her
senior year at South Umpqua
High School in 1979, she broke
the state discus record by almost
two feet, and was acclaimed an
All-State trackster .
Upon graduation, she was
recruited for track and field by the
University of Oregon . Duck Coach
Scott Irving helped her develop
technique and strength and she
found herself improving vastly in
just six months. Her throwing
distances elevated, now she had
power and form. Lisha established prestige in the west by winning the regional title this same
year, an acclamation rarely won
by a college freshman in any
event.
But sometime during all the
glamorous activities, her grade
point average at Oregon dipped.

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Lisha doesn't even keep a
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about her.
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started one (scrapbook) my
senior year in high school.' '
Lisha 's first hint of potential

''Which she does,'' adds
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Lisha and fellow discus hurler,
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grueling but trenchant operation
includes full squats with 165
pounds, bench press, high pulls,
flies and sit-ups with 25 pounds
-- excercises which build
strength but which Lisha always
considers were for the guys.
All her training adds up to one
thing -- a drive to compete, to
win. But winning begets notoriety, which she shuns.
She doesn't care about publicity and tries to ignore the
loudspeakers that boast her new
records. In fact, sometimes she's
unaware of setting a record until
someone congratulates her.
That's not td say she's
disinterested, but she's usually
concentrating on improving her
next attempt.

"I get a lot more help, more
personal attention. I'm not just
another filled-seat like at Oregon.
The teacher's demand the same
amount here but pace the work at
a level where everyone can
understand. At the university you
were expected to know half the
text on the first day of class. And,
I'm spending a lot more time on
my studies.
Now, at LCC, she's majoring in
Health and P. E. and plans to further extend herself in the athletic
field which will require discipline,
some of which she has now.
LCC's women's track coach,
Lyndell Wilken, says, "Lisha is
willing to be a champion. Her
potential in the discus is limitless
so she has every incentive to lift
weights and take extra practice
time out on the field.''

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was " discovered " during track
practice while participating in the
softball throw (substituted for
javelin). The coach noticed her
arm strength and handed her a
discus.
One year later she picked up
the javelin and has been throwing
both since then. This year, she
has qualified for nationals in this
event also, placing second in the
district and breaking a school
record in the regional meet with a
th row of 144 feet 2. She holds her
own against javelin opponents but
as she puts it, "I've never
thrown anything to brag about.''
Fact is, you' II never hear her
brag about the discus either,
even though the closest comptetion has been 20 feet away. Even
her closest friends must question
her incessantly about the day's
events, especially after a track
meet. But roommate Terese
Cooper says, "Usually her expression will tell you how she did.
Sometimes it's all you want to
know."
What Terese means is that
every once in awhile , Lisha won't
be too happy with her throws,
and on rare occasions, she
doesn't always win . And it's of
these instances that Lisha states
loud and clear , '' I HATE TO
LOSE!"
But she's lost twice, fairly
recently . She didn't earn high
grades at Oregon, and she psyched herself out at the AAU meet in
Los Angeles last year. She
hesitates, draws a deep breath
and rolls her eyes before explaining how this happened.
"L.A. had a different kind of
ring and I'd never seen anything
like it. It was built in, with an incline, not flat like the ones I'd
been throwing from. I stepped in
and glanced up -- 150 feet looked
like two miles. I psyched myself
out and threw a 119 or
something .
That was last year. This year
she is the only undefeated woman
trackster at Lane. But why, when
strong women are still considered
"unusual" in our society, has
she continued hurling the discus?
" Because I'm doing it by
myself. I can throw that far. Of
course there are coaches that
help but it 's my body accomplishing that distance. ''
And although she enjoys team
sports such as volleyball and
basketball , she acknowledges ,
"I can 't do it all, so I chose the
sport that I think I' II go farthest
in."
Lucky for LCC, Lisha chose the
discus .
After nationals in Texas , Lisha
is thinking about traveling to Germany -- to compete.
"I know a coach who 's putting
together a track team to compete
over there. I've heard the German
women are very strong and competitive so it should be fun .
Besides," she adds, "I've
always thought that sports would
allow me the chance to travel so
I'm giving this trip some serious
thought.''
But for now, she's concentrating on nationals, and the
freshly r:nowed fields in Texas,
and the smell .of. . .victory.

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HLA-- not iust anothe r amend ment

This week's Forum was contributed by Sarah Jenkins, a
freelance writer and former
TORCH editor.

The same people who tried to
convince you that the ERA would
bring uni-sex bathrooms to grade
schools now want you to believe
that the human life amendment is
nothing more than another abortion law.
Don't believe it.
The human life amendment
(HLA) would not simply make
abortion a crime as it was before
the Supreme Court's 1973 Roe v.
Wade decision. Rather, it would
declare the fertilizied egg a person under the Constitution. This
"fetal supremacy" could be the
most effective tactic ever designed to control women's bodies and
women's lives.
The amendment, sponsored by
Senator Jesse Helms ( A-North
Carolina) and Representative
Robert Dornan (D-California),
declares: "The paramount right
to life is vested in each human being from the moment of fertilization without regard to age, health
or condition of dependency.''
The implications of those 25
words are staggering:
• If the fertilized egg is constitutionally a person, anything
that causes even a risk of fetal
destruction would be criminal.
The IUD and some forms of the
Pill could be outlawed as deadly
weapons. A woman with cancer
might be prohibited from continuing radiation therapy, at risk of
her own life.
• For the 15 to 25 percent of
pregnant women who experience
spontaneous abortion or miscarriage and who frequently require
emergency care, it could be a majar problem to con vi nee a doctor
the abortion was truly spantaneous.
• Routine medical procedures,
such as dilation and curettage of
the uterus, would be undertaken
at the legal peril of both doctor
and patient. Operations to correct
ectopic pregnancies, as well as
other emergency procedures ,
could add to criminal complicity.
• Pre-natal testing for birth
defects, such as amniocentesis,
will be useless. A woman carrying a deformed fetus would be
given time to prepare for its birth,
but would have no options regarding abortion or delivery.
The realists in the anti-abortion
forces recognize that chances of
passing such an absolute fetal
personhood amendment are slim .
Like Stom Thurmond (A-South
Carolina), the head of the Senate
Judiciary Committee currently
debating the HLA, many favor an
exception for victims of incest or
rape. While this contradicts the
absolute principle of the prolifers, Thurmond acknowledges
that such an exception would
make the amendment more attractive to a broader group.
(In an attempt to make the
amendment attractive : in • ether

ways, there is also a move afoot
to rename it an "innocent life"
rather than '' human life'' amendment. This emphasis on
"innocence" is important for two
reasons. First, it may be an effort
to insure against any exception
designed to save the life of a
''non-innocent'' pregnant
woman. Second, it clears up the
paradox of people who oppose
abortion because they're pro-life
while at the same time supporting
capital punishment.)
WHO'S PUNISHED MORE?
Die-hard supporters of the HLA
are likely to make a big fuss over
any rape or incest exceptions,
just as they have consistently
fought this exception in the
federally-funded Medicaid regulations. ''The fetus is innocent,''
HLA co-sponsor Helms explained
recently. ''Why should it be
punished?' '
True, Mr. Helms. But recent
Law Enforcement Assistance
Association statistics show that
about 25 percent of all incest victims in this country become pregnant by the offender. Why should
those girls be punished more?
The root of this question may .
be that many of the religious prolifers refuse to perceive incest
and rape as crimes of violence,
while at the same time viewing
the victims as Lolitas and sinful,
sexual women who got what they
asked for. If intercourse is truly
coerced, goes one Moral Majority
justification, the vagina would
release chemicals to prevent contraception. So far, no medical
researcher have stepped forward
to validate that rationale.
WHOSE
, , LIFE? .
. TO
, , . RIGHT
. The life-saving except~ons
In some of the proposed versions
of the HLA don t offer much m?re
hope. They are the narrowest Imaginable, allowing abortion only
when "required to prevent the
death of the mother.''
This definition, coupled with
the threat of substantial criminal
punishment, would permit abortion only when a woman's death
has become virtually certain. Yet
maternal mortality statistics show
that abortions performed as
eleventh-hour crisis intervention
procedures rarely save dying
women.
But statistics don't sway the
right-thinkers. Paul Brown, a
r~on for t~e Life Am~ndspokespe_
ment Pol1t1cal Action Committee
g ex(LA~AC); .c~lls this life-savin_
cept1on big enough to ~rive a
truck thro~gh. The th,ing t_o
~nde_rstand Is th~t LAPAC s posItIon Is no exception and no compromise.
The National Right to Life Committee (NRLC) , which claims 1O
million members and chapters in
all 50 states, is proposing its own
version of the HLA. NRLC wants
to allow ''only those medical procedures required to prevent the
death of the mother.·· .
This would include for in'
, stacrc~::art·operatton-to'eotte\ian

ectopic pregnancy (in which the
fetus develops outside the
uterus), or an operation to remove
the cancerous uterus of a pregnant woman. In both cases the
fetus must be destroyed to save
the mother's life, but NRLC
spokespeople say these are not
abortions because the intent is
not to kill the child, but to save
the woman.
WHO MAKES THE LAWS?
Another version of compromise
is a states' rights amendment
that would allow, but not require,
states to criminalize abortion.
States could legislate the principle of fetal personhood or they
could allow abortion in limited circumstances. Theoretically, states
could maintain the current legal
status of abortion.
But don't get your hopes up.
State legislatures are notoriously
wary of stepping on federal feet.
Even if the state legislatures
wanted to tackle this issue,
''states' rights'' is one compromise that almost all abortion
opponents reject for several
reasons. First, the states may not
have a majority of right-thinking
lawmakers. Second, the pro-life
forces don't want to just make
abortion illegal -- they want fetal
personhood. Third, state laws
change with the political wind,
but Constitutional amendments
are even harder to get off the
books than they are to get on.
THE NEW PROHIBITION?
Americans have the nasty habit
of disobeying the moral dictates
of their leaders. Prohibition didn't
stop drinking and illegality didn't
stop abortions. For example, in
1972, the year before the
Supreme Court declared the
choice of abortion to be part of the
constitutionally guaranteed rigllt
to privacy, more than one million
woman had abortions -- almost all
of them "criminally." Among the
total population, even before
legality, at least one in four adult
American women had had an
abortion.
'' It was our Vietnam,'' one

woman said looking back on the
'60s and before. "At least as
many women were killed or injured in the battle for control of
our bodies. But the war was every
year."
Illegality through the human life
amendment won't stop abortions
now either. But illegality will be
the cause of an unprecedented
rate of death and complications
from '' kitchen table'' abortions.
EVERY WOMAN'S CHOICE
In 1971, two years before the
Supreme Court decision, Ms.
magazine published a historic
petition. Fifty-two women of accomplishment -- from Lillian
Helman to Gloria Steinem, from
Anais Nin to Judy Collins -- had
the courage to state: "I have had
an abortion. I publicly join
millions of other American women
in demanding a repeal of all laws
that restrict our reproductive
freedom."
Telling the truth in public was

important then. It still is. Other
ways of sounding the alarm
against the so-called human life
amendment include:
• Lobbying your representatives in Congress for a written
commitment that they will vote
against any form of the HLA.
Send copies of your letter to the
Voters for Choice, 1411 K Street
NW, Washington, D.C. 20005.
• Obtain and sign national petitions demanding reproductive
freedom. The most prominent one
is published by Women USA, and
can be obtained by writing to that
organization at 76 Beaver Street,
New York, NY 10005. It's worded so men can sign it too, and is
designed to be sent to local, state
and national legislatures.
• Talk about it. Whenever someone mentions the '' abortion
amendment," explain fetal person hood and the implications for
American women. If the price is
understood, no one will be willing
to pay it.

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ASLCC positions available

Two ASLCC positions are current ly available. They
are Communications Director and Student Resource
Center Director.
Respons1bilit1es the Communications Director shall
have include : Serving on the Media Commission ; Being responsible for distribution of ASLCC information
to all official publicat ions ; Distribution of materials to
other colleges as appropriate ; Publicizing a ca lendar
of activities in cooperatio n with the Cu ltural Director;
Assist ing campus cl ubs and organizati ons wi th
publ icity as time permits; Giving training and
assistance to the succee ding Comm unica ti on Director
The res ponsibilities of the Student Resource Center
Director include: Coordinating and being respo nsible
for the administration of all p_rograms assigned by the
Senate to the Student Resource Center; Subm itting a
monthly budget report to the Senate; Submitting an
officer's report for each regularly scl1eduled Senate
meeting: Approving and signing all work study time
schedules before passing them on to t11e Student
Resource Center Supervisor ; Serving as l1ason between OSPIRG representative and the Senate; Giving
training and assistance to tt1e succeeding Student
Resource Center Director .
Interviews for t11ese two pos1t1ons will take place
tomorrow, May 22 from 9 a.m. to noon 1n Center 316
(conference room)

Renewable resource run

The third annual Run on Renewable Resources is
being l1eld on Saturday , May 30 at 9 a.m. in Alton
Baker Park . The run 1s 5 and 10 kilometers long.
There 1s a $6 entry fee and all runners will receive
running slmts . Pre-registration 1s highly recommended One can register and pay directly to : Nike ,
Feels , Sugar Pine Ridge , and Nasut1lus or send a
completed form and check to Mel Bankoff at 2620 Potter St. , Eugene. 97405 .
Tl11s run is an opportunity for tt1e community to
make a pos1t1ve statement for a nuclear-free future .
Join in to show your support of Mot11er Eart11 and all
her inl1ab1tants . All ages and abilities are encouraged

to participate. Running paths are wheelchair accessible.
For more information, call Nancy at 342~7561 .

Teaching skills seminar

Non-teachers can improve their teaching skills in a
one-day seminar to be sponsored by LCC at Valley
River Inn, next Wednesday, May 27.
Supervisors, technicians, and others responsible
for inst ru ctio n will learn to overcome barriers that
keep peop le from learn ing. The sem inar will help pa rtic ipants organi ze instru ctio n so that more learning
can take place in less tim e and at less cost.
Tl1e seminar will be led by Dwi ght Fairbank s, a
spec ial ist in supervision and adult education.
Registration is $35, payable in advance. Informat ion
about the seminar is available from Naomi Soules,
LCC, 484-2126, or from Dwight Fairbanks,
484-2349.

Summer employment

The Youth Employment Development Program is
now accepting applications for summer employment.
Y.E DP. is a non-profit organization for developing
employment opportunities for young people. Opportunities exist w1t11 various private employers and
government agencies t11rougl10ut the state of Oregon.
To qualify, applicants must be U.S. citizens 16 to 24
years of age. No fee is charged for tt1e service . For
furt11er information or application forms, interested
persons sl10uld contact their scl10ol employment office
of send a self addressed stamped envelope to : Youth
Employment Development Program , John Cooper ,
D1recotr, Suite 114, 1115 Madison St., N.E., Salem,
Or. 97303.

Indian pow-wow set

A traditional Native American Pow-Wow will be l1eld
Friday t11rougl1 Sunday, May 22-24, at tl1e University
of Oregon.
Some 100 dancers and 10 "drums.. from
throughout t11e Pac1f1c Nort11west are expected for the
13111 annual Pow- Wow, sponsored by the UO Native
American St udent Union. It will be open to tl1e public

without charge begin nin g at 8 p.m. Friday in McArthur Court.
The ·'drums,·· actually teams of men who gatt1er
around to beat on drums and chant in their native
language, are from 10 tribes of the· Northwest and
Oklahoma. A drum 1s a tradition with each tribal unit.
On Saturday, activities run from noon unt il 5 p.m A
' ·gourd dance"' in the style of the Oklahoma plains
tribes will be feat ured. Competit ive dancing will begin
at 8 p.m. and co ntin ue un til midn ight. All events on
Sat urd ay are at McArthu r Court.
Authe nt ic Ind ian arts and cra fts will be available for
pu rch ase all weekend.
Pow-Wow act ivities co ntinue Sunday with a Was hat
Indian reli gi ou s service at 9 a. m. fol lowed by a sa lmon
ba ke at noo n. Both even ts, free and open to t11e
publ ic, will be held at the Long Ho use, 1606 Col umbia
St., Eugene.
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For additional information, call the Native American
Student Un1on at 686-3723 or the Long House at
686-3799.

Blue Heron Run

The second annual Blue Heron Run is Su nday, May
31, at 1 p.m. The race starts at Alton Baker Park. Preregistration is $5 by May 23 at North Bank
Restaurant, Sugar Pine Ridge, Nike Eu gene, or mail to
Mitch Allara, LCC. Prizes will be awarded and proceeds will go to the LCC Women· s Track and
X-Country programs.

SF Mime Troupe arrives

The San Francisco Mi me Troupe returns to California and Eugene after touring the Midwest and Pac ific
Northwest with its latest original product ion,
Americans, or Last Tango In Huahuatenango The
award winning comedy troupe will present Last Tango
at the EMU Ballroom at U of Oon May 27, 198 1 at 8:00
p.m. This fast-paced comedy of intrig ue takes a
serious look at U.S. foreign pol icy in Central America .
The Mime Troupe treats this tim ely subject in a high
com ic melodrama style, wit h lav ish help ings of Lat in
music and dances.
As eve nts 1n Centra l Am eri ca erupt in bold pri nt on

lassifieds,

wanted

1969i'oiiilac Lemans . Excellent condition. New tires. 61 ,000 miles .
$1300 , or best offer. 689-4487.

BICYCLES -- 10-speeds , 3-speeds , frames , parts. Will repair -- buy
-- sell. 690 Lawrence.
SALES OPPORTUNITIES AVAILABLE -- Naturally Fresh cosmetics -aloe vera ba sed skin care products. For information, 726-5970.

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PHOTOGRAPHY MODELS WANTED -- Both male and female for
several assignments . Call for further information weekdays after 6:30
and weekends . 485-5013.
MEN 'S 10-SPEED, good condition . Willing to pay $85 . Patty,
485-3407 eves.
Models wanted Persons wanted to work on assignments with local
commercial photog rapher. Experience not necessary. Write: M.C.
Photographies , P.O. Box 1515 Springfield , 97477
Housemate needed female to share Eugene home from June
10-August 10 . $130 plus half utiities. 343-0955

Female roomate wanted for Westside house S125 plus half utilities .
Will negotiate pets. etc . 345-9480

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1973 Subaru GL1400. 2 dr, runs good , excellent gas mileage .
Radials . 77 ,000 miles . $1200. 746-1996 eves.
'69 GTO Judge, excellent condition, except paint. Must sell immediately. $1500 or best offer. 343-1511 .
1962 Ford Galaxy station wagon. Good shape . $200. See Audrey in
Food Services .
'69 Datsun w/ 4 extra wheels . 726-3834 Mon . or Wed . eves , or call
ext. 2691 8-11 Tues . or Thurs. Ask for Margaret.
Parting out '69 GTO 400 cu .in. motor, Turbo 400 ; many other parts .
Must sell immediately. 343-1511 .

for sale

10 speed Univega , 2.3 inch ; gortex rain pants , small; crutches .
344-7946 before 11 :00 a.m . please .

Wanted ine xpen sive food dryer. 746-3268

22 inch Zenith color t.v . $80 Write Andy: 506 W. Centenial Blvd .,
apt . no. 5. Give Phone number.

LCC mechanics student looking for tune-up s and minor repair. Most
cars, tru cks. Gordon 688-9105

Moving sale at 3420 Onyx St. Memorial weekend . Will sell motorcycle , bicycle , fishing , camping gear , etc.

Need ride to Corvallis Friday, May 22 . Will share gas . Please call
485-0690

Omega B 600 enlarger with lens and darkroom acessories . $100 .
6-year crib with mattress. $50 . 689-4743 .

Super earnings New corporation in energy conservation commodities
has summer openings . Training provided. Call 726-8992

Electric piano, Fender Rhodes 73 . Steal it from me for $500 .
686-8875 . Good condition .

Championship bloodlines : Great Dane puppies . Fawn with black
mask for sale. Call after 3:00 p.m. 746-1449 .

Twin bed complete , soft mattress . Linda 726 -6459 .

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Pentax K 1000 camera . New price $188 . Sale price $160 . Call
345-1124 .
Vivitar E-36 enlarger-SO mm lense, color filters ; $125 offer. Waist
pack -20 . Dick : 686-0529 .
Teac stereo tape deck A-3300 , 3 heads , 3 motors , 15 and 7 and a half
ips , 18 10-inch reels , 3 hours per reel. $750--Tim : 726-2159 .
Flute , nice Artly_ flute with case $125. 683-6229 .

cars

For Sale : 1970 Datsun PU rebuilt , new parts . $1700 or offer. Call
Mark LCC Ext . 2417 .
For Sale: 1973 Mazda pickup w/camper, many extras . $1750 , will
consider part trade. 747-6797
' 66 Dodge Charger. Make offer. 484-0032 , ask for Mark .
'72 Ford Pinto in good condition . Gas-splash shield installed.
747-0521 . Cheap !
'74 Superbeetle. Recently tuned. Radials . Cassette . Asking $2600,
willing to negotiate. 683-5930.
1970 Buick Skylark ; good tires, engine and transmission. Rebuilt
carb. $600 or best offer. 686-0479 eves .
'72 Volkswagen 7 passenger van . 3,000 mi. on rebuilt disc brakes.
See at 1029 W. 13th. $2500 .
'73 Vega GT. $900 or best offer. 683-9047 .

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1972 Mazda RX2 4dr, 4 speed . $850 or best offer. 747-6172.

Must sell! '77 Chevy Chevette . Good cond ition . $2495 or best offer.
741-0613.
'69 Pontiac GTD Judge, PS PB . 4 spee d, needs paint. Add itional GTO
parts , car included . $2000. 343- 1511.
'74 Kawasaki 500 . 11,000 miles . Excellent condition . $650 . Dave
689-2325 .

FARFISA ORGAN with bass , vibrato and much more including gu itar
amplifer. Good for any band . $225 . 343-3903 .
Beautiful 90-gallon aqua rium , complete with stand , fish and accessories . 746 -8057 after 3:30 . Make offer .
Bunnies: multicolor female , black male with white stripe . $2 .50 each.
746-3268 .
Snap on Rollaway tool box , 4 drawers . Great for home mechanic.
$125. 689-4434 afternoons .

Melanie--Where are you? You going to be working at the cannery this
summer? I am. Lisa .

the front pages of our newspapers, the Mime Troupe
hits the boa rds with an incitefu l and entertaining piece
about these crit ical, urgent matters. Don·t miss this
rare opportunity to see America· s oldest and best
known theater of political comedy Advance tickets
are available at local outlets. For further information,
call 345-1138.

Art in the country

The fifth ann ual " Art in the Co untry" art show and
sale will be Frida y, Saturday and Su nday, May 22,
23, and 24th at the Pleasant Hi ll Shopping Center on
Highway 58.
Spon sored by the Pleasant Hill High School Art
Depart me nt and a committee of local patrons. the
show will agai n be held out doors under a l1Uge
canopy and wi ll feat ure twenty to thirty local and
visiting artist. Pleasa nt Hill High School Students will
display and demo nstrate various art forms being
st udied in tlleir classes.
Proceeds from the st1ow are used for scl1olasrsh1ps
and to enhance art programs in the local scl100I.
Tt1e public is invited to attend. Hours will be from
10 a.m. to 7 p.m. Friday and Saturday, from noon 1116
p.m. Sunday.

Workshop upcoming

A two-day workshop on fitting clothing will be offered at LCC on Friday and Saturday , June 12 and 13 ,
at 8:30 a.m. untll 3:30 p.m.
Peggy Brick. a sewing instructor in the Home
Economics Department, will share her knowledge of
fitting skills . Included will be pattern measuring ,
basic pattern alteration, fitting as you sew and altering ready to wear garments.
The workshop will include basic information and
emphasis 1n ind1v1dual problems and solutions . Tl1e
first session includes pants and altering ready to
wear. Part1c1pants are urged to bring problem-f1tt1ng
garments.
The fee for this worksl10p is $15 Enrollment 1s
limited to 20 participants. To receive a registration
form please call tl1e LCC Home Econimics Department
at 747-4501, ext. 2528.

Ray J: All grown up and nu longer a teenager. HAPPY BIRTHDAY !
Sweet Lips .

grrillas -- jungle fever , yeah!

Ben I care enough to say I love you . CB

Found : Book--" Understanding Evolution ". Pick up at Women 's
Center.

Gravity is a non-renewal energy source. Please participate in Gravity
Conservation Day Fri. May 23 -- Sit Down . Lie down. LCC Gravity
Conservation Ensemble.

Ken , so you read the messages every week . Prove it with a kiss! L.
How would we know if trumpet players kiss better? The Sax Cymbals
Mark, I ' m sorry I didn 't ca ll back . Did you make the band? Lisa
Interested in Africa -- Call Africaman at 686 -0441
Kyla , I need to speak you immediately . Raoul

Would you like to take a hike or win a bike? 10-Speed bicycle raffle.
Giraffe Club .
Brent: I am really glad I have a buddy like you!
When the power of love replaces the love of power, man will have a
new name: God . --Sri Chinmoy

Walton Bros . Band , Black Forest, Fri. , Sat.

Secret Admirer -- who are you? When do I see you? Lisa J.

SJ--scenarios are illusion ; real friendship is based on real life . I' ll talk
anywhere. William

Get up early . Have a heart. Giraffe Club wants you to take part.
Thursday , May 28 , 7:00 a.m.

Roomates available : Single mother and 3-year-old son, want to share
w/ same. Call Anne 345-9243 .

Poor Little Darwin·and Polly-wag .

Susan something in French: If I' m not part of the problem, maybe I'm
part of the solution . Bitchen
W.E.--Hi tall , dark and handsome! We' ve got to stop meeting like
this! How ' bout between the lettuce and the zucchini? Love AB
Michael Davis-- Let ' s talk about bikes some time ! The girl from
Portland .
SS and VV give Herpes as presents .
To our R-12 buddies . Keep cool in the future . Signed BTU Boys .
Dear Tufts: Keep Charlie warm for me . Signed--your softie .
Conserve gravity! No elevators--no airplanes . Don 't jump . Gravity
conservation day May 23, LCC Gravity Conservation Ensemble.

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Scamby says get a job you Trollbaggers.

Aquila : Scorpions sting , eagles crash , and bulls get free rides . Better
luck next life!
Tony Tennis Tiger : Are you game? What ' s the score? Your serve!
Avid Admirer .

Help save the students! Capture Robert T. --Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Students
Sissy Smut is an Ivory girl.

Vikki Viscious is actually Lisa Lupner in drag .
Cris Alison--Thanks for being. Love Paula
Teacher ' s pet--What did I do wrong?! I languish at home awaiting
your call . Locksmith
The Count--Hey Count . Did you know the Sneakers are gonna be live
at LCC Friday night? The Serpent
The Serpent--The Count knows everything . Bui does everybody else?
Everybody be there. Friday 8-12 cafeteria . The Count
Zip: The joke was on you Sunday in Florence! The Sax Cymbals
Would like to meet a local drag queen or trans . Include lone
please .--Curious
Free--Lynx point siamese, neutered , 1 year. Needs warm loving
home . Call Ellen . 746-4701
Renea--Kiss my orifice. I' d kill you ii I had the chance.

Help! I have four beautiful l!lack kittens with blue eyes. Part siamese.
Litter trained . I' m allergic to them! Call Lee at TORCH .

Ray, almost legal! Only one year to go. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. Red

Student who left book at May 13th Brown Bag lunch contact
Women ' s Center and identify .

PD , You ' re supposed to feed George today. Better hurry before he
dies of starvation. Lingus Master

Rototilling . Fast and efficient. $8 hr. Steve 998-8230.

Tedra , Thanks for the Buck-noos .

WILDWOOD SCHOOL a new PARENT CO-OP PRE-SCHOOL 1817 W.
9th Place 344-8754 . Openings for 2-1 /2 through 7 year olds . State
and federally licensed .

Library-aide: SBC numbers are laughable boasts , asking your
number means the most. Check this outi

hEr is pure . love , bOy

Audrey--l ' m an eagle, and eagles soar high. Are you? The Dandy

Need an experienced photographer? I shoot almost any subject. Call
Bonnie 741-0073 or reply a TORCH office ext . 2655 .

Bookstore Clerk : How was it?
SATAN LIVES -- sincerely , Steve

CONGRATULATIONS Maureen' We think you are the greatest! Love
R,L,W

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services

ROTOTILLING : If the sun ever returns for a few days! Reasonable
rates , student discounts . Bob 726-9630 or LCC ext. 2348.
Photography by Dick . Outdoor weddings a specialty . Student rates .
686-0529.
Typewriter Rentals: Includ ing IBM Selectrics $6 and up . Pick up now
at three locations . Office World 1601. S. 7th , 687-9704 .

messases

Hullo. How are you? Boo hoo hoo. Do you have to go potty too ?
Sincerely , Scott Lucifer
TORC H Editor -- I think you and you r staff have done a hell of a good
job this year . A TORCH fan .
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Carolyn in Montecito--s ee you in July! Your little lovie
Pea ches--xxx ·s and ODo ·s to you kid !

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Co-Co, you ' re sweet and terrific . Thanks for all. Love ya! Red

Tomas G: I love you Mega Tons , happy anniversary! Love, R.V.
Bananas : Thanks for our Friday 's, each one gets better. The best is
yet to come!!
RAY KREIDER : So you 're a big boy now! Happy 20th B-day. --Love,
you r !ans .
Dan , go sell your blankets somewhere else.

Sneakers . Be there! At LCC one night only . Friday night.

Free--Beautilul long haired kittens , healthy and cute. 746-2890
VV and SS are president and vice pres . of the Donny and Marie fan
club .
Reed players have more class than brass . The Sax Cymbals
SP--You ' re so wonderful to me . Thanks . I love you. TP

Pick up in the beat. Sweep the street. Many Giraffes you 're sure to
meet. Thu rs day , May 28 . 7:00 a.m.

Gravity Conservation Day , May 23 ,1981 . Sponsered by the LCC
Gravity Conservation Ensemble . Participate and help conserve our
most highly used resource.

Mr . and Mrs . T.T. -- Congrats! Me

MLP--1 get off on you . P-24

SAVE MONEY ON FUEL. New additive cleans engine , increases
mileage . Proven , tested , dealerships available, 485-0678.

Sharon :

NDM GET OFF MY CASE. I am still beating my mother , and love living .
Kelley C -- You shou ld try out for LC C batgirl -- maybe you can keep
track of bats ... not quotes !

Two weeks to go
And then we 're done .
The summer' s ours
To have some fun
Mother