Lane
Community
College
Vol. 18, No. 25 May 5 - hi y 11, 1983

'The Pacesetter of Oregon College Newspapers'

Moore wins by 29
by Mike Sims

TORCH Associate Editor

"I'm very excited and very
proud of the LCC student
body,'' said a happy ASL CC
Sen. Bryan Moore early this
morning, moments after he
was proclaimed the winner of
the 1983-84 ASLCC presidential election.
Moore and his running
mate, Sen. Kevin Taylor edged
their nearest opponents, Student Resource Director Roger
Fisher and Cindy Weeldryer,
by a 244-215 margin.
Larry Mann and Ed
Hulahan collected 159 votes
and the Shelly Reecher /Tony
Hernandez team trailed with
77 votes.
Moore happily noted the
800-plus voter turnout
(according to election officials) for the two-day election -- the largest turnout in
LCC history.
''This shows a very encouraging trend developing,
that of more student involvement in their government,"
Moore said. ''This is due at
LCC largely to the work of the
current student government.''
Mann told the TORCH
shortly after ballots were

counted that he would contest
the election. In explaining his
decision, Mann charged that:
• ASLCC election by-laws
were violated in that no.space
was given for candidate
photos in the ASLCC voter's
pamphlet and statements on
ballot measures omitted from
the pamphlet.
• Candidate's names were
not rotated on ballots, as
prescribed by ASLCC bylaws. Moore's name appeared
at the top of all ballots. Also,
no "please turn over" instructions were given at the bottom
of ballots, causing many
voters to overlook ballot
measures •printed on the opposite side.
"This had an effect on people looking for the PE fees
measure,'' said Mann, who
headed an ASLCC committee
looking into mandatory PE •
fees.
• All election workers, including those taking ballots at
the polls, actively campaigned
for Moore.
• ASLCC voters pamphlets
were not given 'to ·Mann to
distribute, while ASLCC officers distributed pamphlets
with Moore/Taylor flyers to
voters. Several of these flyers

were also inserted into copies
of the TORCH and given to
voters (see related editorial,
page 2.)
"You can't have an election
sponsored by the ASLCC
when they're sponsoring a
candidate,'' Mann said.
Powell and other ASLCC
officials were unavailable for
comment.
In other ASLCC races,
Cristina Becker was elected
treasurer with a 340-232
margin over Bob Baldwin.
Sen. Stephen Wysong
garnered 363 votes for
Cultural Director, over Tonia
Edwards with 225.
The 1983-84 ASLCC Senate
will consist of Linda Baehr,
Kristen Clark, David Cooley,
Fran
Harms,
Johnna
Johnson, Tim Lane, Michelle
Miller, John Morgus and Mike
Shimmels.
Cooley was the only incumbent among ten candidates for
nine Senate seats.
Moore said that the biggest
task facing his administration
next year ·would be maintaining existing LCC programs
and staving off any further
budget cuts. "Hopefully this
will be a common goal of
students, staff and the administration,'' he said.

Jere Van Dyk takes time to rest with Afghan rebels. See related story, page 4.

On The

• Controversy over the
ASLCC elections are addressed by TORCH editors.
See editorial, page 2.

• Jere Van Dyk discusses
his experiences with rebels
in Afghanistan. See story
and photos, page 4.

Inside

• America's schools come
under fire by columnist Arthur Hoppe. Page 3.

National meetings
beamed to LCC dish
by Cathy Benjamin

TORCH Staff Writer

LCC hosted its first live
teleconferences last month,
putting its new $9500 satellite
dish to work.
On April 7 a teleconference
aimed at local health professionals focused on two areas
of maternal and infant nutrition: Breastfeeding, and the
use of alcohol, tobacco and
caffeine during pregnancy.
The US Department of
Agriculture presented the
teleconference, which was
beamed from Washington,
D.C. via satellite to receiving
. stations all across the country.
The 55 people who attended
the conference in Eugene were
able to watch and hear live
presentations made 6y nationally known nutrition experts gathered in one place.
A second, "in-house"
teleconference took place on
April 19. "Can Our Children
Read?" introduced nationwide a new concept in testing
the reading and learning
abilities of students. It was of-

• Adam Fendrich reviews
Pink Floyd's The Final Cut,
as a strong anti-war statement. See page 5.

fered free of charge to public
school personnel, and was
videotaped for future cable
channel broadcasting.
LCC Media Services Coordinator Jim Brock says,
''Hundreds of these conferences are presented via
satellite each year. LCC's new
satellite dish will make it possible for local businesses and
professional groups to participate." Brock adds that
''This capability should be of
interest to companies looking
to relocate in Lane County.''
LCC will provide use of the
satellite dish on a contractual
basis, says Brock. Initially, the
college will charge $200 for the
first hour and $150 for each
additional hour. The fee
would include the use of an
LCC room equipped with
television monitors and a
telephone for submitting questions and exchanging ideas
with other participants.
LCC purchased the satellite
dish to improve and expand its
telecourses each term. And
Brock adds that the college anticpates teleconferencing will
help offset the cost of the dish.

• Women can compete
off-season on LCC's intramural basketball teams.
Details, page 6.

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Free For All
Politics tempered with good sense
Recent events centered on the 1983 ASLCC
elections have caused a great deal of concern to
ASLCC officers, candidates, and the TORCH.
These events underscore a problem which crops
up each time an election is held, whether at the national, state or local level. In their eagerness to
win, candidates for public office and their supporters often make errors in judgement which can
have unfortunate repercussions for their campaigns and for the process.
On Friday, April 28 ASLCC Communications
Director Laura Powell inserted an undetermined
number of presidential campaign flyers for Bryan
Moore and Kevin Taylor in the previous day's
issue of the TORCH. Powell then distributed
paper and flyer to passersby in the Center Building
cafeteria.
Somehow, according to TORCH Distribution
Manager Tim Olson, several copies of the
TORCH -- containing the Moore-Taylor flyer -appeared on the TORCH stand near the LTD bus
stop.
Oregon election laws require that all campaign
advertising carry a statement saying that the
material was ''Paid for by The Committee to Elect
(You-know-who).''
The Moore-Taylor flyers contained no such
disclaimer, and the presence of the flyer in the

-Letters
LTD supports

ad campc;:,ign
To the Editor:

I am writing in response the
the "More Buses, Less Advertising'' letter to the editor by
Richard Gold in the April
7-13, 1983 edition of the
TORCH ~

Lane Transit is certainly
aware of the need for excellent
bus service to Lane Community College, as it is an important destination in our transit
system. Over 2, 725 trips are
made by bus each day to and
from LCC.
Mr. Gold's letter did not
mention if he is traveling from
Springfield or Eugene to LCC.
From Springfield, there are 3
buses an hour to LCC during
the day. Two travel from
Ashlane (LCC student housing) through downtown Springfield to LCC. The third
leaves Springfield to LCC just
prior to the other buses travel
four times an hour to LCC,
providing excellent service.
To provide additional service at this time would be very
expensive. To run a bus just
eight hours a day throughout
the school term would co~t
almost $9,000! Given the tight
budget situation, LTD cannot
expand its service to LCC.
However, LTD can seek additional riders, which will bring
in more revenue, which will
allow more money to provide
additional bus service.

paper could have been construed as TORCH endorsement of Moore's and Taylor's campaign for
the ASLCC executive positions. The TORCH has
a long-standing policy of not endorsing candidates
for ASLCC offices, and considers Powell's action
irresponsible.
Powell has admitted that her insertion of the
Moore-Taylor flyers was an error in judgement
and expressed deep regret over the affair. She has
also explained that the act was her angry,
frustrated reaction to an April 28 TORCH article
by Dale Sinner which explained the mandatory PE
fees ballot measure on the ASLCC general election ballot.
The measure was prompted by the work of an
ASLCC committee headed by presidential can- .
didate Larry Mann. The fact that Mann was an
ASLCC presidential candidate was not mentioned
in the Sinner article. However, Powell stated that
she felt the article showed TORCH favoritism
toward Mann's campaign.

curred at all, and that it is a microcosm of a rather
disturbing situation, that concerns the TORCH.
When personal idiosyncrasies become such a
large focus of a political campaign, whether it be
on a college campus or within a legislative district,
the resulting personality clashes become a large
brush which tars the political process and those
who participate in it. These consequences are felt
long after the ballots are counted and the winners
announced.
As a consequence of this affair the TORCH is
considering billing one or more of the involved
parties for insertion of an as-yet undetermined
number of flyers, at TORCH student advertising
rates. This action by the TORCH would be a
gesture symbolic of our stern disapproval of
Powell's action.

Powell and other ASLCC executives signed a
''letter to the editor'' endorsing Moore and Taylor
which appeared in the same issue of the TORCH.

Although the TORCH acknowledges that Student Activities Director Jay Jones has indicated
that a "no TORCH insertion without payment"
policy will be instituted before the 1984 ASLCC
elections, we feel that this year's difficulties could
have been avoided had sound reason been exercised.

This event, in and of itself, is insignificant. A
limited· number of flyers-in-TORCHes reached
LCC students and had, at best, minimal effect on
the campaign. It is the fact that this incident oc-

We hope that all parties concerned have learned
a valuable lesson from the events of the last seven
days: Political gain cannot be acquired at the expense of plain common sense.

Encouraging people to ride
the bus by advertising is one
method of increasing ridership. And, incidentally, only
$250 was spent to advertise the
term pass to LCC students,
and sales of passes and ridership is up! It makes sense that
the small amount of money
spent on advertising is not
enough to put a bus on the
road, but it will increase ridership. More riders means more
revenue and eventually more
bus service where needed.
LTD staff would be happy
to speak with anyone concerning our service or advertising.
Please contact LTD if you
have questions or comments.
Carla Chambers
Marketing Representative,
L'TD

Tuition hike
stretches
tight budgets
To the Editor:

Budget -- the uttering of this
word brings a cringe from as
far away as Washington, D.C.
The mere thought brings a
shiver of anguish to the
average person; and yet, for
an educational institution, it
can spell desperate measures
(such as changing by-laws to
institute a tuition increase).
The willingness of taxpayers
to "bear the brunt" of yet
another property tax increase
should have been loud and
clear in these recessionary
times of belt-tightening.

So, who's left to pay or figure of $11 a term or $33 a ty of reporting and tinge of
which programs will suffer for year so attractive to the Board, brittle humor.
this administration's fiscal ir- instead of $12 a term or $36 a
Sue Kangas
responsiblity? Some choice, year to put us in the next level?
Now, in order to do this, the
huh?
Well, you guessed it!! You, Financial Aid Department
the homemaker, or you the says we should beg the
unemployed person, or you Associated Student Body to
raise everyone's mandatory
the two- or four-year student.
student
body fees to $2.30, or
Do any of you "students" pay
property taxes in Lane's $1 more per term.
EDITOR: Jeff Keating
And what of class fees that
ASSOCIATE EDITOR: Mike Sims
District, either directly by
PHOTO EDITOR: Andrew Hanhardt
owning a home or indirectly we pay, .in addition to the tuiSTAFF WRITERS: Cathy Benjamin,
tion? Not everyone takes a
by renting?
Chris Gann, Lucy Hopkins, Sharon
Johnson, Kevin Morris, Emmanuel
particular fee class at the same
Isn't it about time that you
Okpere, Teresa Swafford
STAFF PHOTOGRAPHERS: Will
"students" expressed your time, but sooner or later we all
Doolittle, Mike Newby
feelings to the Board about have to pay these additional
PHOTO ASSISTANT: Mike Newby
fees. However, since these fees
STAFF ARTIST: Jason Anderson
their $I-per-units tuition hike,
PRODUCTION ADVISER: Marsha
even though a majority of the aren't charged to everyone at
Sheldon
PRODUCTION COORDINATOR:
don't
the
same
time,
•
they
people were, and still are,
Janelle Hartman
count.
against just such a revenue?
PRODUCTION: Cathy Benjamin, Chris
Gann, Andrew Hanhardt, Sharon
And what will happen now , Well, I guess that just goes
Johnson, Mike Newby, Mike Sims
ADVERTISING MANAGER : Jan
that even fewer people can af- to show you we,,e still responBrown
COPYSETTER: Chris Gann
ford the costs of attending this sible no matter how irresponsiCLASSIFIEDS: Shawnita Enger
institution? Whom do you ble our bureaucrats are?
RECEPTIONIST: Sheila Epperly
I
thought
the
whole
purpose
DISTRIBUTION: Tim Olson
think will make up the difADVISER: Pete Peterson
ference next time they try to of a "community" college was
The TORCH, a member of the
balance this school's budget? • low-cost education, not big
American Scholastic Press Association, is
business!
a student-managed newspaper published
Will they reduce the number
on Thursdays, September through June.
of five-figure bureaucrats in
News stories are compressed, concise
Richard
Gold
reports intended to be as fair and balancthe administration?
ed as possible. They appear with a byline
I'm just an average student
to indicate the reporter responsible.
News features, because of their broader
who needs to spend about Downtown Center
scope, may contain some judgements on
$5,000 a year just to survive at
the part of the writer. They are also idenTORCH
tified with a byline.
the poverty level. So I, like
"Forums" are essays contributed by
To the Editor:
many others, use the Pell
TORCH readers and are aimed at broad
issues facing members of the community.
Grant as a means to help; but
They should be limited to 750 words.
When I was on the main
we have to absorb this new
"Letters to the Editor" are intended as
campus, I always looked forshort commentaries on stories appearing
$11-a-term (full-time) increase
in the TORCH. They should be limited to
ward to a new printing of the
because we haven't reached
250 words. The editor reserves the right to
edit for libel or length.
TORCH and it was always
the next level or plateau in
"Omnium-Gatherum" serves as a
made available to me.
what we pay for our cost of
public announcement forum. Activities
related to LCC will be given priority.
Now that I'm working in the
going to school. It's sorta like
All correspondence must be typed and
signed by the writer. Deadline is 5 p.m. on
Downtown Center, a copy of
income tax -- you can make
the Mondays prior to publication. Mail or
the TORCH is a scarcity.
bring all correspondence to: The
between so much to so much
TORCH, Room 205, Center Building,
I hope this situation can be
before the government
4000 E. 30th Ave, Eugene, OR, 97405 .
Phone 747-4501, ext. 2655 .
corrected so that I can once
(arbitrarily) charges you mor·e.
more enjoy the excellent qualiAnyway, what made this

The

TORCH

misses

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Reading and writin g just ain't what they used to be
by Arthur Hoppe

for Chronicle Features Syndicate

''Excuse me, young man,
but why are you attempting to
read that copy of Playboy
upside-down?''
"Read?"
''Oh, sorry. I take it, then,
that you are a product of our
nation's public education
system?''
"Yeah, I guess so. I'm a
senior at Millard Fillmore
High.''
"That's a shame. I was just
reading (no offense) in my
newspaper that a prestigious
commission appointed by the
US Department of Education
is ready to write off the entire
system.''
"Write?"
"Yes, that too. They say

that 'a rising tide of mediocrity' in public education is
threatening to destroy our way
of life.''
''Just what I was saying to
the guys down at the Darth
Vader Video Arcade.''
"But the commission has a
solution. What would you say
to longer school tlays and
more homework?"
"Yuck."
"Don't worry. Our president, Mr. Reagan, also has
another solution to the problem."
"Shorter days and less
homework?"
''No, in order to help you
learn to read and write, he's
trying to abolish the US
Department of Education."
"Yeah, that sounds good,
too.''

"He wants to get the
government off your back."
"Hey, you wouldn't believe
how tough it is to read and
write with a government on
your back. What's stopping
him?"
"It's not easy. Secretary of
Education T.H. Bell has been
working on dismantling the
department for two years.
Last year he asked for a $10
billion budget and Congress
gave him $15 billion. This year
he caved in and upped his request to $13.4 billion. They'll
probably give him twenty.''
"They can't teach me to read and write by throwing
money at me."
"Exactly. So poor Mr. Bell
has to wander through his
department crying, 'Work
slower! More coffee breaks!'

But you know those
bureaucrats; once they get
started there's no stopping
them."
''Does that mean I'll never
get to learn how to read and
write?"
"Take heart, young man.
Abolishing the Department of
Education to improve your
education is only one of the
idealistic goals Mr. Reagan is
pursuing. He says he will also
continue to work for tuition
tax credits and educational
savings accounts. This will
save your parents a bundle
when you enter Harvard, particularly if they're in the 50
percent bracket."
"I'm thinking of not going
to college.''
"Failing grades?"
''No, a failing hook shot.

FACES on FILE •

On The Wir e

Compiled by Mike Sims

JimKeizur

from Associated Press reports

House passes nuke freeze resolution

LCC Data Processing Director Jim Keizur has been riamed head
football coach at Pleasant Hill High School. Keizur, a member of the
LCC faculty since 1970, has been an assistant coach at Churchill High
School in EugeQe for 11 years.
•Under ~eizur's guidance, the Churchill frosh team claimed three
District SAAA titles in five years and boasted an undefeated season.

WASHINGTON -- The House of Representatives yesterday passed its resolu-

tion calling for a nuclear freeze with the Soviet Union. But the approval, by a
278-179 vote, came after the lower chamber of Congress dealt a major setback to
freeze advocates.
In earlier voting, lawmakers linked such a freeze to a reduction in current
Soviet and US arms strength. Rep. Tony Coehlo (D-Calif.) says that the amendment "takes the guts out" the non-binding freeze resolution.
Republicans -- who worked to weaken the resolution - had pointed to a new
arms proposal by Soviet leader Yuri Andropov, who offered to balance Soviet
and NATO forces by counting warheads and not just missiles. House GOP
leaders said that Andropov's offer shows that the US needs more flexibility at
the arms talks.

"I felt this was a unique opportunity to strike off... on my own,"
Keizur said of his PHHS appointment. "I just have a want or need to
take an increasing responsibility in the coaching area." Keizur also
says that his LCC job schedule is flexible enough to allow him to
coach.
Keizur is a graduate of Umatilla High School and holds an MS
degree in mathematics from Oregon State University. He is married
and has two sons.

Uncle Sam aiding Nicaraguan rebels;
Afghans receive little US support

WASHINGTON -- President Reagan yesterday gave his most direct
acknowlegement of covert American aid to Nicaraguan rebels, whom he hailed
as "freedom fighters."
Reagan told reporters he wouldn't mind ·openly aiding guerillas fighting the
Sandinista government so long as there were no restrictions on such assistance.
He says that the Sandinistas haven't kept promises to promote democracy and
free elections.
Meanwhile, an Afghan rebel leader says that guerillas have received no major
weapons supplies from the US. Abdul Ramin was asked at a news conference
about reports that the US had increased covert aid to Afghan guerillas fighting
the Soviet Army.
The State Department won't comment but says that the US remains opposed
to Soviet occupation of Afghanistan.

House pa~el approves new taxes
SALEM -- The Oregon House Revenue Committee approved measures May 4
which would continue an eight percent income tax surcharge and a ten cent-perpack cigarette tax boost for another two years.
The 5-4 votes on each measure went along straight party lines, with committee
Republicans voting against the measures.
Extending all tax increases currently before the committee would raise an
estimated $388 million dollars toward balancing Oregon's 1983-85 budget.

Honors for Beatles at issue back home

LIVERPOOL, England -- What to do about the Beatles is still a big issue·in

this, their home city -- even though the rock band split up in 1970.
There were fights before the city would erect statues to or name streets for the
Beatles. Now, the issue is whether to name the three surviving ex-Beatles
"Freemen of Liverpool."
One city councilor, Rosemary Cooper approves of such an honor, saying that
the city has become famous worldwide because of the Fab Four. But a colleague,
Eddie Roderick, opposes the idea. "(The Beatles) set a bad example for youth,"
he says.

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arm Fuzzy Firefighting Techniques, Part 1: A scoped-up,
high powered rifle is a chicken
way to hunt, that long, sure,
cheap shot -- which reminds
me of the way the local daily fishwrapper
handled their recent coverage of a cocaine
bust. .. blooping up a page-four story to a
headliner by seizing onto passing mention of
prestigious locals. . .tsk tsk. . .one of my
heroes, too ... Kesey has an amazing mind; he
is, (to borrow Samuel Coleridge's definition of
Shakespeare) "myriad-minded". . .a friend
who is a mouthpiece (that's hepcat talk for attorney) assures 'em that TORCH Associate
Editor Mike Sims was correct in his astute
assessment of Kesey's chances for victory in
Lane County Old Bailey: Nil. .. way to hum,
Mike ...
More Warm Fuzzy War Stories: In the last
days of ze Third Reich, when the Russians
were closing in on the Reichstag Chancellery
and Uncle Adolph's bunker and "Stalin
Organs" (Russian rocket launchers) were singing their songs all over Berlin, virtually all of the
city's services were paralyzed -- shut down by
lack of energy, water, and the savage bombardment -- until at the end only two bits of
Berlin normalcy remained operative: The
meteorological services continued recording
weather data, · and seven of Berlin's eleven
breweries continued barrelling, bottling, and
selling beer. . .the breweries got supplies
because they came under the heading of
essential services. . .this is one of the few
pieces of levelheaded thinking I have been able
to unearth in extensive readings
Warm Fuzzy New Year's Resolutions: For
reasons lost in the warm fuzzy mists of time,
the Warm Fuzzy New . Year begins May 1.
You'll be glad to hear I've made a few warm

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coupon must accompany o,d.,,

OREGON PHOTO LAB• 1231 Alder
"Across from Sacred Heart Hospital"

It's just not dropping in lately."
"Don't give up hope, young
man. There's still more to the
president's plan to save our
foundering educational
system. He says he's also going to restore prayers in our
schools."
"That'll help me learn to
read and write?"
"It couldn't hurt."
"Okay, the president can
count on me. And I know I
speak for all the guys down at
the Darth Vader Video Arcade.''
"Then you agree that
abolishing the Department of
Education, creating tax breaks
for the well-to-do and praying
in class will teach you to read
and write?"
''Well. it sure beats more
homework.''

fuzzy resolutions ... want to hear them? OK -this year I'm resolved to carry on a strict exercise program, to be done every morning, a
stern regimen of stretching and yawning,
followed by deep breathing_ . .this is the year
the blackberry bushes in the backyard get
whacked back halfway across the lawn ... as it
is now, you need a set of chaps and a supply of
food and water just to go out the back door . . .
my girlfriend carelessly pitched out my
bellybutton lint collection so I'm resolved to
build that baby back up to par, a pound of the
finest, by next year . . . this year I'm going to
devise a plan, to be implemented next year ,
whereby for all of 1984 I will escape official
notice. . . this year THIS YEAR!! I will absolutely without fail, I mean this is serious, flat
out cast in concrete no question about it THIS
YEAR! I will turn 32 .. _and there were a couple of others cast in concrete plus one tattooed
on my soul that I can't remember now . .. last ,
in conjunction with the Dreampeace organization, I've resolved to stop eating Rus$ian caviar
as part of a general boycott against Russian
goods to stop them from slaughtering little
caviars . . . they club them to death, you know,
so as not to ruin the pelt ...
Warm Fuzzy Words of Wisdom: Courtesy of
the Grateful Dead, from Ramble on Rose : ". . Just like
Mary
Shelley
Frankenstein/break
your
chains,
count your
change/
and try to
walk the
line ... ."

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lere Van Dy_k tells of Afghan ody_ssey___

Series by Andrew Hanhardt
_Photos by Jere Van Dyk
(First in a series)

Jere Van Dyk, speaking May 2 to University of
Oregon political science students, told of courage,
adventure, and other topics which only those who
have been in similar situations could identify with.
In October 1981 Jere Van Dyk, one-time UO
track star, traveled with Afghan rebels fighting the
occupying Soviet Army. Van Dyk was in
Afghanistan for several, very different reasons.
Many years ago he and his brother had traveled
from Europe east towards Asia, "following the
hippie trail.'' During the travel eastward they went
through a wonderful country where he found
beautiful people and beautiful places: "A place

where at one time a person could break off a hunk
of hashish to pay for a taxi ride," Van Dyk
remembered.
When he heard of the Soviet invasion in
December 1979, Van Dyk began to think of what
his beautiful country had become under Soviet occupation. He told the TORCH that he then began
comparing himself to an early Ernest Hemingway
-- expecting adventure and a sense of romanticism.
Then reality hit: He found nothing romantic
about it.
Early in his Afghan adventure, Van Dyk was
faced with the first of many ''tests'' that would
face him. His first night out he and his guide were
traveling along a riverbed his guide stopped him

and told him to put on sandals instead of the boots
he was wearing because he was making too much
noise.
Later, the party stopped again. Van Dyk was instructed to remove his sandals -- still, too noisy -and walk barefoot. Halfway up the next hill Van
Dyk stopped and shouted at the guide that he
could take no more. The guide turned to him and,
lowering his rifle, held it for a moment while looking at Van Dyk. The guide then slung the weapon
over his other shoulder and a still unshod Van Dyk
walked on with his party.
Part II of the series will focus on Van Dyk 's personal feelings and reflections from his sojurn
through Soviet-occupied Afghanistan.

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, 1983 Page 5

En ter tai nm ent ·

The Final Cut: Classic but cliche

As a young boy, Waters lost
his father during WW II. He
never forgot it. And The Final
It's been four years since the Cut strikes home in that for
last Pink Floyd record (The many, the post-war dream
Wall). The Final Cut: A Re- was shattered before it ever
quiem for the Post War really began. Waters seems to
Dream is an equallly depress- ask ''What have we learned
ing follow-up to its from 'the war to end all
predecessor, but that's become wars?' "
the standard for the Floyd's
Indeed, the lyrics are biting
bassist, composer, and prince anti-war comments reopening
of melancholy: Roger Waters. wounds that haven't yet begun
The Final Cut (likely to be to heal. In "The Fletcher
Pink Floyd's last) is a master:- Memorial Home" Waters enpiece of lyrical and musical visions an insane asylum for
juxtaposition. It is a revival of Reagan, . Haig, Thatcher,
post-World War II idealism Begin, and Brezhnev
with 80s flair, condensed into ''colonial wasters of life and
45 minutes of faded hopes, limb." And this is the album's
desperation, and apocalyptic weak spot.
v1s1on. Just why John Q.
Absolutely no mention is
Public would desire this to made of Khomeini, Qaddafi,
say, "Beat It" is beyond me, Arafat, Assad, etc., etc.
but fine art sometimes moves Waters has infinitely
the soul.
simplified world politics. By
The Final Cut, unlike The pointing his omniscient,
Wall is a well-defined concept judgemental finger at five
album. Its story line holds the world leaders and "a group of
continuity and intelligibility anonymous Latin-American
that the previous LP so sorely meat packing glitterati'' he has
solved all matters of internalacked.
The record travels from the tional turbulence present and
shell-shocked postwar period, future. "Now the final soluto the present, and into the tion can be applied,'' says
presumably near future of Waters: Just bump them off.
His anti-war sentiment,
nuclear holocaust. It is Pink
Floyd's crowning masterpiece although passionate, is
of lyrical artistry. Waters has nothing short of cliche. If
never been weak in the area of Waters had stuck to a more
words, but some of the new generalized anti-war theme,
songs make the last record his audience could have filled
seem like grade school babbl- in the blanks as to who the
ings.
tyrants are. It is a highly perThe Final Cut is easily the sonal and subjective issue rebest written pop album of the quiring much thought,
last year. Rarely does the research and deliberation.
music industry confront a pro. A rock star has in effect
duct of such a bitter idea- given us a six-minute commenlistical outcry. Such passionate tary on the Falklands and
pleas for peace haven't surfac- Lebanese wars one year after
the fact. And ·seeing as he
ed since the "hippie era."
It is a spiteful and cynical didn't suffer from terrorist
retrospect on that long forgot- rocket attacks while living in
ten vision know as the Postwar northern Israel or from Argentine subjugation on the
Dream.

by Adam Fendrich
for the TORCH

Falklands, he has a lot of gall
criticizing those that fought
for a cause they felt was worthy of self-sacrifice. His
refusal to accept what he
perceives as outright death
politics, may have some moral
justification to it. But one
can't help but wonder how a
British or Israeli war veteran
will feel upon hearing these
lyrics.
An otherwise powerful and
brilliant concept album is
diminished by a narrow and
sweeping barrage of political
rhetoric. Waters has voiced his
political op1mons while
languishing in the powerful
spotlight of the public figure.
Ironically, Pink Floyd has
always been enormously
popular in Gr~at Britian and
Israel. It will be interesting to
observe The Final Cut's acceptance in these relatively small,
politically conscious nations.
No doubt the slurs against
Reagan and Haig will stand
with little contention at home.
It took Pink Floyd an entire
its
break
to
career
psychological "wall" with its
audience. The Final Cut is the
result.

FREE
UNCLE RAY
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CMro

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Mother' s Day is May a and we have
cards lor mothers. grandmothers .
'itepmothers . mother s- in -law and
adopted mothers . We a•so have all
kinds of little gilts. suc h as our new
" Message Bears :" ··1 Love Mom ··
mugs: Address Books : Blank Journals
Refrigerator Magnets: Silk or Paper
Wallets : Heart & Flower Soaps
Stationary. " Ms Personality" T-Shirts
Love Coupons : Picture Frames
Candy; Solt-Sculpture Heartflowers
Rose Pins & Gilt Bags: Boxes & Wrap

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1983

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Women 's intram ural basket ball
begins off-sea son league play
by Emmanuel Okpere

TORCH Staff Writer

LCC's intramural athletics
program has organized a
women's basketball league for
women who want to play competitively during the offseason.
Games are played Tuesday
and Thursday from 3 to 4 p.m.
in the PE Building gymnasiums. Games are scheduled
on a "round-robin" basis with
each team playing each other
team three times during the
regular season.
Competition began April 19
and involves four teams of
eight to ten players -- many of

whom are LCC varsity basketball players.
''This league provides an
opportunity for those who've
never (played competitive
basketball) to play with some
talented women,'' says intramurals coordinator Mitch
Allara.
"I'm very impressed by the
standard of play,'' Allara says
of the program. ''(The
women) run plays, set pies,
shoot baskets from outside
and both the ball and the
players are constantly moving." Allara says that individual and team statistics are
kept and posted in the intramurals office.

Games are played under
modified National Collegiate
Athletic Association (NCAA)
rules. There is no 30-second
clock and back-court guarding
is not allowed. Violation of
this rule constitutes a personal
foul.
Participation in the league is
open to LCC students and
staff members. Women interested in joining a team may
sign up in room 204 of the
LCC Gymnasium. Players
must purchase a $1 intramural
•
card.
Allara says that there will be
an intramural all-star game at
season's end.

Cold bats -foil Lane
by Mike Newby '
of the TORCH

''The bats were cold for
Lane,'' commented Titan
baseball coach Bob Foster
after his Titans dropped both
home
a
of
games
doubleheader with LinnBenton Tuesday, 2-1 and 6-0.
The Roadrunners tallied four
home runs against Lane in the
twinbill.
LCC's baseball team showed promise last weekend in
Pendleton, splitting a
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doubleheader with Blue
Mountain. The Titans
destroyed BMCC 11-0 in a
five-inning first game and
dropped the second game to
the Timberwolves 2-0.
Lane accumulated 10 hits
and three errors in the first
game of the BMCC twinbill.
Infielder Bob Quick tallied
two RBIs and a double and
fellow Springfielder Pete
Acker gamed two hits in as
many times at bat. Pitcher
Ron Daulton scored the final
run for the Titans in the top of
the fifth inning.

In the second game Lane~s
luclc ran out as the Timberwolves turned a fielder's
choice and a Titan error into a
2-0 win. Lane had three hits,
two of which were singles by
outfielder Bob Vertner. Lane
pitcher Ray Bartrum gave up
only three hits in seven innings
and fanned five Timberwolves.
The Titans' record now
stands at 5-9 in OCCAA action, 11-12 overall. They will
take on Mt. Hood at Gresham
Tuesday, May 10 at 1 p.m.

Titans set record s
Five Titan men set school
records at the U of O Minimeet April 30 at Hayward
Field.
In the 400 intermediate
hurdles Mike Ewing finished
first, clocking 50.6. Romund
Howard's winning time of
14.2 smashed the 110 highs
record.
Marty Hemsley crossed the
800-meter finish line in 1:51.1,
placing fifth overall. Cory
Randall took sixth in the
1500-meters with a school
record time of 3:46.1. In the
3000-meters, Nate Morris
finished third with 8:25.7.
Lane men dominated both
200-meter heats. Marty Grant
placed first with a blistering
21.6. Remund Howard came
in just three-tenths of a second
behind him for a 21.9 clocking. Mike Hedlind placed second in heat one coming in at
22.0.
In the 100-meters Romund

LCC soccer team loses
5-3 to Ramble rs FC
by Emmanuel Okpere

TORCH Staff Writer

The LCC soccer team
fought hard before losing 5-3
to the talented and enterprising Ramblers FC April 28 at
Monroe Middle School.

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all served with soup. salad. or potato

8oz Top Sirloin with green salad & potato

Home-made soup and chili

Suds Factory
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across from LCC

Howard placed second in the
first heat with a head-spinning
time of 10.5. Mike Hedlind,
Marty Grant, and Mark Dannis all tied for third with a time
of 10.9. Mark Ganter won the
second heat breaking the tape
at 11.0.
The Titans took first place
in the 400-meter relay with a
time of 41.9.
Lane men also dominated
the field events placing second, third, and fourth in the
shot put. Curt Denny heaved
the lead 55'2", Dave
Engholm, 44'6", and Scott
Polen put it 40'9".
The discus was much the
same with Titans placing two,
four and six. Curt Denny
threw the disc 152'6", Dave
Engholm tossed it 125'7", and
Scott Poler made it go 123'.
Ed Grover took third in the
high jump sailing over the bar
at 6'6". •
Next weeken'd Lane travels
to Pendleton for the NJCAA
Region 18 championships.

For more information call 754-3424
or write School of Pharmacy
Oregon State University
Corvallis, Or. 97331

The Titans tied the game
twice early in the second half
but the well-blended Ramblers
shot in two more goals after a
3-3 deadlock midway in the
half.
Playing with many players
that played for Mazzi FC in
the just-concluded state
league, .the Ramblers shot into
a 2-0 lead early in the first
stanza .
Lane's Scott Parish finished
a scintillating move by midfield player Jose Chico as he
scored a goal with two minutes
left in the first half.
The Ramblers replied back
immediately with Greg
Frueller doing the damage.
But Chico answered with
another goal to tie the match.
The Ramblers charged
furiously and scored two quick
goals to take a 5-3 lead midway in the half.
After those two goals by the
Ramblers, it became a seesaw
affair as both teams put up
fine offensive plays. The
defense of both teams stood
their ground despite the
onslaughts of both sides and
did.not allow any further scor. ing.

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for the tourists,
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and cruiser

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COMMUNITY RADIO

Compiled by
Sharon Johnson
of the TORCH

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Thursday, May S
INCREDIBLE
7:30 p.m. THE
ADVENTURES OF JACK
FLANDERS. "The Curse
of the Velvet Chair." One
stormy night the velvet
chair is delivered. When
Jack sits in the chair he
dreams of cutthroat pirates.
And when he tries to get
away, the chair pulls him
back into the dream again.

8p.m.

SONGS OF WORK,
AND
STRUGGLE
CHANGE. This week
"In History and Song."

This Week.
7:30 p.m. BLACK IS. Four hours of
soul, rhythm and blues,
disco.
1I p.m.

KENMORE SEWING MACHINE in
beautiful hardwood cabinet. Excellent
condition. Cost $695.95, sell for $350.
344-4163 after 4 pm.

BEDROOM SET -- Mediterranean,
three years old. Asking $350 or best
offer. 344-4163 after 4 pm.
REFRIGERATOR -- $35, Junky but
functional, 935-2145.
WASHING MACHINE -- Brown
toploader, $65. 935-2145.
4-PIECE DRUM SET-- Good condition Stewart with camber cymbals and
hot. $350 or best offer. 747-4501 ext.
2297, or 343-3091 eves.
WA TERBED -- Immaculate waterbed, 18 years on warranty. Top of line
waveless matress, 6 drawer pedestal,
$325. 726-8432.
FLOPPY DISKS -- 5 1/4", 5 year
guarantee, $3 each, JO for $25. Call
Jim, 683-7245.
CAR SPEAKERS -- A udiosource
LS-4 car speakers. Never used, retail
for $149. My price $55. Call evenings
688-3809.
SKI BOOTS -- Kastinger Golden K
flow pack 'formfit. Size 9, with carrier, used 3 times. $80, 726-2164.
OREGON VET HOME with 6. 7 persent assumable loan on 3 bedroom 1
1/2 bath. Best buy in River Road area.
688-1884 after 6 and 998-2055.
SKI BOOTS -- 1982 Lange (orange),
great shape, call 344-8830 anytime,
ask for Keith.
SKIS -- Fischer cross county skis,
shoes, poles, used 2 seasons. $100.
689-4633 after 5 pm.
INFANT FORMULA -- Similac with
iron, 16 oz. powder. $3.50 each or JO
for $30. 689-9782 after 2 pm.
BOOK -- Our Sexuality (Crooks &
Baur), good shape, cost $17 new, $10.
Mike, 205E Center Bldg. or 747-4501
ext. 2655.
PHOTOGRAPHERS -- Beseler 67cp
black/white enlarger with 55mm lens.
New, never used. Call Karin, 687-2155
Tues. /Thurs.
PANASONIC TURNTABLE -Hardwood case, works beautifully.
Good quality sound, $50. 689-0308.

9 a.m.

SA TU RDA Y
CAFE.
American folk music performed on guitar, mandolin, dulcimer, hammer
dulcimer, and other traditional American folk instruments.

NEED ROOMMATES to share
4-bedroom house with 3 bathrooms.
No deposit, rent is $75 a month. Call
688-1913. 780 S. Bertelsen.
LEAD MALE SINGER for local rock
band. Must be dedicated. Gary
937-3311 or Tod 689-5537.
SCALE -- Double or triple beam scale
for measuring grams. 726-6154.
RIDERS TO SO. CALIF. -- Leave
May 26 or 27. Return May 30. Noncigarette smokers. Share driving and
expenses. Gert 484-1606.
27-INCH MEN'S JO-SPEED FRAME
in trade for western 26" men's JO
speed frame. 461-2528, Rick Gold.
MODELS -- Photographer needs 6
models, for pay or portfolio. See Pat,
205B Center Bldg. Tues. 9-12, Thurs.
9-11 only.
PERSON(S) to sublet small 1 to 2
bedroom house approx. June 6 - July
6. Rent negotiable - reduced with pet
care. 345-0286.
PUPPY -- Small breed puppy, i.e.
Cockapoo or Terrier. Needed between
now and July. Jan, 687-1979.
F.OUR ER 78-14 TIRES: New or
slightly used, no retreads. Barter if
possible. Nan, 461-2528.
FOOTBALL GAME .PROGRAM -Portland Jefferson High, 1958 season.
Call 747-4501, ext. 2655 (Mike).

-For RentNICE STUDIO APARTMENT near
E. 24th and Agate. Fireplace, private
patio, garden. $150. Paul evenings,
344-8118.

-Automotive1974MAZDA STATION WAGON-Good condition, new tires, 55,000
miles. $1495. 726-5420, evenings.
'65 FORD FAIRLANE WAGON -Needs timing chain. $50, 935-2145.
1968 VOLVO 144 -- $800 or offer.
Call 342-4502 or 746-8705.

SCHWINN BICYCLE -- Woman's
3-speed, $50. Call Brian at 343-6659.
CHJLDREN'S SWING SET, $25.
Call Brian at 343-6659.

1975 HONDA CVCC -- Station
wagon, $1000. 343-6659.

-Wanted-SEEKING LIVE-IN POSITION: I
have a son part time and play electric
bass. I have high energy and am
friendly. Jean 689-5533.

7p.m.

A PRARIE HOME COMPANION. Orginating from
the Mead Memorial Chapel
on the campus of Middlebury College, Middlebury, Vt., the show will
include the Butch Thompson Trio, Stoney Lonesome
Bluegrass Band, and Peter
Ostroushko.

Saturday, May 7 ,

'72 COROLLA -- Work car or parts, 4
good cylinders. $250. Brian, 345-6780
eves.

TRS-80 16K, level-II, model-I, cassette
with assembler lanquage program.
$500. 689-9782 after 2 pm.

NEW DIMENSIONS.
"Who is the Enemy?" With
Sam Keen.

MODERN MONO. New
Wave and punk. Request
line open (726-2212).

--Classifieds
--ForSale-

ll a.m.

'78 GS 750 -- black fairing, lug rack,
crash bars, excellent condition. $1550
or best offer. 746-7210 after 6 pm.
'73 HONDA CB350 -- windshield,
rollbar, new chain. Looks and runs
good. $575 or best offer. 688-8348.
14" MAGS for Datsun. Call John
after 5 pm. 998-2055
APPLIANCE MAG RIMS-- 15" for
Plymouth or Ford. $100 firm.
726-8109 evenings or wee~ends.

9a.m.

MIST-COVERED MOUNTAIN. The best of traditional Irish folk music.

PARTS -- '62 VW Bug. Hood
bumpers, fenders, lots of etc. excellent
shape. Call 726-8432.
FOUR-INTO-ONE HEADER to fit
Suzuki GS 100 or GS 750 (two-valve
type). $100 or trade for? 726-6154.
E-Z LIFT HITCH COUPLER -- Fits
1970-79 Chevy or GMC trucks. $50,
689-0308.
SPRING TUNE-UP SPECIAL -- $25
plus parts. Most 4-cylinder imports.
Fry Auto Repair, 345-9073.

-Lost & Found..:..
REWARD -- Lost gold pocket watch
(caravelle) in library on 4/20/83. Contact Matt at 683-3252 ext. 3850.
CAMERA -- 35mm Exacta camera
with brown case lost on campus.
Needed desperately for photo class
completion! Reward negotiable. Call'
Barry at 484-6505.
FOUND -- One B.L.B. sleeping in
library. Ask C.M.M.
GOLD BRACELET with unique pattern. Sentimentally priceless! Reward
offered. Please return to Security office.

-Services - THE JOB SKILLS LAB -- The help
you need is here! The Job Skills Lab
has for your review reference-sized
Jobs Handbooks in the fields of Environment, Energy, Engineering, Life
Sciences, Social & Behavioral
Sciences, Physical Sciences and
Education. Plus the Federal Career
Guide and 1982 Yellow Pages of
Employers. Each provides the mostup-to-date, vital information for your
field. Each Handbook features:
Employers, Job-listing sources, Job
banks and placement Services, and
other indispensable job hunting tools.
We · invite you to come and visit us
during the Drop-in hours 3 - 5 pm
Mon. - Thur. and all day Fridays.
EXPERIENCE TOTAL RELAXATION! "Massage for Relaxation."
Guaranteed nonsexual. 1 112 hour
massage only $12. Nan Cohen
461-2528.
FIREWORKS CATALOG -- Receive
in time for the 4th. Send name, address and $2 to Catalog, P. 0. Box
211, Cottage Grove 97424.
ROTOTILL/NG -- Sunshine?
Warmth? Garden?? Experienced, student discounts. Call now, Bob,
726-9636.
PLANNED PARENTHOOD offers
professional medical care. Pap
smears, birth control pills,
diaphragms, condoms, foam. Call
344-9411.
TYPJNG/WORD PROCESSING -On computer for easy revisions. Exp er i enc e d IE x c e I I en t
References/ Professional Quality.
Pam, 746-5443.

JO a.m.

Noon

J p.m.

THIS SUNDAY MORNING. News of the Planet
from international shortwave newscasts of the Industrialized North and the
Developing South. 10:30: A
mix of music and features
by KLCC's M'Lou ZahnerOllswang, Don Schenck,
John Mitchell and others.
IJ:30: Two-way Radio.
Each week a new topic of
current controversy. We invite you to call in and probe
or challenge our expert
guest.

6 p.m.

, 1983 Page 7

WOMEN'S NIGHT OUT.
"Mothers, Daughters, and
Sisters.''

Monday, May 9
J1 a.m.

er

RUBY. Encore Presentation -- "The Adventures of
a Galactic Gumshoe."
Monday - Friday at 11
a.m., 5p.m., and midnight.

Tuesday, May 10

;6(L;;;\ktiiliiild

7:30 p.m. JAZZ INSIDE OUT. Twoand-a-half hours of the
newest jazz albums.

Wednesday, May

w{rfot

Scum

BASH.
BAND
BIG
"Mother's Day Special:
The Women of the Big
Bands."

10 a.m.

SUNDAY AFTERNOON
JAZZ. Classic jazz album
revue.

7:30 p.m. FOCUS ON JAZZ. The
Chicagoans.

SINGLES HAPPINESS IS: Having
that "very special someone" to share
Spring days with!! Try our innovative
and intellegent alternative of selecting
that "special one" from 25 matches!
Females 18-25 discounted in May.
Silhouettes Computer Dating Service
Inc. Call 485-0207.
TYPING SER VICE -- Reasonable
rates. Barbara Mathewson, 998-2797
after 5 pm. Free pick-up and delivery
available.
DRUGS A PROBLEM in your life?
Call Narcotics Anonymous at
341-6070.
DYNAMIC TYPING SEVICE
Guaranteed. Quality work. Free pick
up and delivery. 485-3914.
PROFESSIONAL RESUMES -344-2044 evenings and weekends.
Sliding Scale.
DRUGS A PROBLEM in your life?
Call Narcotics Anonymous at
341-6070, 24 hours.
EXPIERENCED TU/TOR/NG for
Music Theory levels 1, 2, 3 and 4. Call
for appointment, 345-2342. Ask for
Camille, rates negotiable.

-RoommatesLCC Student needs roommate(s)!
Newer home, W. 8th and Almaden.
Garage, yard, garden. $85 plus. Call
John, 484-5316.

-Messages--

car/y -- Happy 8th Birthday
babycakes! I love you -- Mommy.
Next week: DA VE THE WONDER
HORSE RIDES AGAIN!
The Muslim Students Association is
sponsoring a JUM'A prayer on Friday
at Health 106 from 1:30 to 2:30.
Spring break is well over - The "Marez
File" flourishes on. All those that
"know" tell O.P.
Tina, Happy birthday, I hope you
have a nice day, its been nice seeing
that pretty smile in this desolate
place!! Your Friend
Mittens in your car? When hitcher left
Sarurday Jobs Fair. Please call
343-2977.
Thank you for being so
understanding. Time really IS on our
side! Forever, l.D.
J.N.H.,

The sky was yellow and the sun was
blue. Luv, A.
Black skinned shepherds, watched
with lidded eyes. Soldiers advanced
with armour glistening, persevering
spears held in sweated palms, thyme
trodden - aromatic, resilient, it's only
defense. But persevering. Hummingbird.
The level of one's commitment must
be comensurated with the level of the
evil faced. Hummingbird

ELDERBERRY WINE.
News and views about those
of us 55 and over. Repeated
Saturdays at 9 a.m. and
Sundays at I p.m.

I love you Boobie! I'll be your's
forever! Honey
WEK -- I'm craving banana splits! -LSE

If I were a blond, you'd fly me away
to COPENHAGEN, Denmark. You'd
take me to a movie, Glenn FORD and
you'd buy me a rose BUD! Boy I wish
I were a blond!!!
Jim, this buds for you!
Jim U. -- Some bunny loves you. Your
Bunny
Honey -- I love you more than
anything else in the whole wide world!
-- Boobie
MS PACMAN -- How goes life with
you and Junior? Oinkers
To the "Mishka" look-a-like. Have a
nice day.
Honey -- Every day's a bright sunny
day because I have you! I love you! -Boobie
Marist, mustangs, marines, and most
importantly- me! I'm glad I'm one of
your "M's"!
Charlie Brown -- I don't care if you
are bald, I'm stuck on you! Y.L.R.H.
Girl
Melanie, Jlow was the Gut in the
4 WD? Kar & Ke/
Jon -- You are my sunshine, my hope,
my passion, our future looks so good!
Jackson
! A Friend -- I got your note but missed your name. My heart beats wild.
Please try again. Gorgeous Hunk
Footrace To Stop The Arms Race.
Join us May 15th, Register
Feets/Trackside/Eugene Athletic.
Ex's Roomy -~ It's been a terrific
month plus. Love, Shortly
Applications are being accepted for
1983-84 TORCH and Denali editorships. Deadline is Wed. May 18 at 5
p.m. For more information or to submit applications contact TORCH advisor Pete Peterson (205C Center
Bldg) or Denali advisors Peggy
Marston (479 Center) or Chuck Ruff
(447 Center).
P.J.G. -- Why! Just because, love.
M.F.
O.P. says -- We take notes during our
life to prepare us all for the final test.

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Omni um - Gatherum

Financial Roundtable

Cartoonist's gathering

Job Lab sessions

Disabled women to meet

"Stop Paying Taxes On Interest Earnings"
will be the subject of two "Financial Roundtables" sponsored during May by Carter &
Carter Financial Planners.
The first roundtable will be held Thursday,
May 12 at noon in the conference room of the
Springfield Public Library, 225 N. 5th St. Thesecond will take place Thursday, May 19 in the
Gallery of the Eugene Public Library, 100 W.
13th Ave.
All interested persons are urged to bring a
lunch, questions and ideas. For more information call 747-2900 or 342-2777.

Cartoonists, beginning cartoonists, cartoon
enthusiasts and gagwriters are invited to join in
organizing a local cartoonist's society.
A meeting towards this end will be held
Wednesday, May 11 at 7 p.m. at Warehouse Artist Studio, 385 Lawrence St., in Eugene.
For more information contact Marvin Denmark at 935-4589.

"A Systematic Approach/Great Expectations" is the title of the May 9-10 LCC Job Lab
discussion and information sessions. The session
will focus on what employers expect from their
employees and how to meet those expectations.
On May 11 and 12 sessions entitled "Skill
Assessment/ Applications will cover how job
seekers can share their unique qualifications with
potential employers on application forms.
Monday-Wednesday sessions meet from IO
a.m. to noon and Tuesday-Thursday sessions
from 1 to 3 p.m. For more information call the
Job Lab at 747-4501, ext. 2299.

A free conference for disabled women and
girls will be held Tuesday, May 10 from 7 to 9:30
p.m. at the Eugene Conference Center, E. 7th
and Willamette.
The conference will center around educational
equity issues and other difficulties faced by
disabled females. It will feature speakers, panel
discussions and information sharing.
The conference is sponsored by Mobility International USA, the Eugene Commission on the
Rights of Women, the Eugene Commission on
the Rights of Handicapped and the Eugene
YWCA.
For further information call 343-1284.

Business writing workshop
The LCC Business Assistance Center and
KPNW radio will sponsor a one-day workshop
Friday, May 6 for managers, administrators and
supervisors who want to improve their writing
skills.
The workshop will be held at the Red Lion
Motor Inn, Interstate 5 at Belt Line Highway
from 8:30 a.m. to 3:30 p.m. The cost is $30 per
person, which includes lunch.
The workshop will present easy-to-learn
techniques for improving memos, letters, reports
and proposals. These will help ensure that
material is audience-directed, simple and effective.
To register or obtain more information, call
the LCC Business Assistance Center at 484-2126.

Graduation announcements

Announcements for LCC's 1983 graduation
ceremonies are available in the LCC Bookstore.
Also, caps and gowns for graduation should be
picked up in the Bookstore the afternoon of Friday, June 10 between the hours of noon to 4
p.m.
Graduation ceremonies will be held Friday,
June IO at 7:30 p.m. in the LCC Gymnasium.
For further information call 747-4501, ext.
2336 or see Evelyn Tennis in the Student Activities office on the second floor of the Center
Building.

Run for a nuke freeze
The Run on Renewable Resources will sponsor
the fifth annual "Footrace To Stop The Arms
Race" Sunday, May 15.
The race will begin at 10 a.m. at Alton Baker
Park. There is a $7 registration fee, with proceeds from the race helping to support Citizen
Action for Lct.sting Security, Nuclear-Free
Pacific, Letter Lobby, Northwest Working Press
and Clergy And Laity Concerned.
Runners may pre-register at Feets in the Fifth
Street Market, Eugene Athletic, W. Broadway
and Olive; Trackside Sporting Goods, E. 19th
and Agate; or Sportstown, E. 13th and Kincaid.

Applications now accepted
for Student Associates
Applications are now being accepted for
1983-84 Student Service Associates.
Associates assist in staffing the LCC Career
Information Center and the Job Lab . They assist
disabled students as mobility aides and/or note
takers.
Associates also provide tutuoring for English
As A Second Language students and help them
practice conversational English.
Applicants must be second-year LCC students.
Associates are paid through either the
Work/Study program or through the Counseling
Department. Deadline for applications is Friday,
May 6.
Interested students are urged to contact Julia
Poole at 747-4501, ext. 2625.

Guitar Association meets

The Eugene Guitar Association will meet
Wednesday, May 11 at 7:30 p.m. at the
Highlands Clubhouse, 5500 Willamette.
All guitarists of any level or style and all persons who simply enjoy guitar music are invited to
attend.
For more information call Don Latarski at
343-8184 or Ray Mitchell at 342-2816.

Native American
Traditions workshop
A traditional Thanksgiving feast will highlight
a Native American Family Traditions workshop
from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. Saturday, May 7 at the
Native American Student Union Longouse, 1606
Columbia St.
The event is co-sponsored by the University of
Oregon Museum of Natural History and the
Eugene and Springfield school districts' Natives
programs. It is open free to participants of all
ages.
Activities will include singing, games, relay
races, discussions on tribal recognition and selfdetermination and the Thanksgiving feast. Participants are asked to bring fruit, salad or dessert
for the potluck meal.
Due to limited space, pre-registration is required. To register or for more information, contact the UO Museum bf Natural History at
686-3024 from noon to 5 p.m. through Saturday.

Hoop star to speak
Former Los Angeles Laker and Oregon State
University basketball All-American Jay Carty
will speak on the lawn north of the LCC Center
Building today at 11 :30 a.m.
Carty lettered for OSU's basketball team and
joined the Beaver coaching staff upon graduation. He left OSU to join John Wooden's staff at
UCLA. At age 27, Carty left coaching to play
professional ball for the Lakers. Since retiring
from the NBA, Carty has been active with
several Christian ministries.
Carty's talk is sponsored by Campus Crusade
For Christ. In case of rain, the event will be moved to room 308 of the Forum Building. For further information contact David Lee at 485-4375.

Blue Door concert
LCC's Music faculty will present a concert in
the Blue Door Theatre of the Performing Arts
Building Wednesday, May 11 at 8 p.m.
Don Latarski and Friends will play jazz selections and Dvorak's "Quintet In A Major" will
be performed by William Hunt, Peter Chase,
Nathan Cammack, James Pelley and Larry Clabby.
The concert is free and open to all. For more
information call Dick Reid at 726-2209.