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Movie reviews: Bird and
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Remember
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January 6, 1989

LTD researches new bus stop location

by Michael Omogrosso

TORCH Staff Writer

Martin Luther King III, son
of Martin Luther King Jr, has
accepted an invitation from
ASLCC to come to Eugene to
speak. He is the featured
speaker for The Dream Lives,
an ASLCC-produced commemoration of his father held
at the Hult Center, free to the
public, Jan. 16 at 8 p.m.
According to Michael
Stewart, ASLCC cultural
director, King's speech caps
more than a week of tribute to
the life and dream of his father
by the Eugene community and
LCC.
• Dr. Jacquelyn Belcher,
LCC vice-president for Instruction, will serve as Master
of Ceremonies for the Hult
See Remember, page 3

Vol. 24 No. 11

LCC students may board·the bus at the campus main entrance next fall if
LTD carries out a proposal to build a new shelter this summer.
by Jessica Schabtach
TORCH Associate Editor

Lane Transit District (LTD)
is considering moving the college bus stop from the current
Apprenticeship Building site
to the west entrance by the
fountains.

But the college and the utility haven't agreed on the idea.
According to LTD representative Paul Zvonkovic, if the
LCC administration approves
the proposal and if LTD can
produce the necessary funding
for the new bus stop and

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shelter, then buses would loop
around the West Parking Lot,
discharging passengers at the
main entrance, rather than
driving the perimeter of the
campus and out Eldon Schafer
Drive to 30th Avenue.
When LCC administration

doubted that a new site would
benefit LCC riders, Zvonkovic
says LTD decided to conduct a
rider survey in December.
"We had a pretty good
response rate,'' Zvonkovic
says.
"We got a lot of good input ... A lot of students are
positive about the site.''
He says LTD has not yet
completed tabulating the
results of the survey, so overall
reactions are not yet clear, but
Zvonkovic says that in an initial assessment, the students
indicated they are primarily
concerned with shorter travel
times and buses' predictable
arrivals.
The new stop would ease
these problems, he says,
because driving distance
would be reduced, and the left
turn onto 30th Avenue from
Eldon Schafer Drive would be
eliminated.
See LTD, page 7

Radio airs closure
by Diana Feldman

TORCH Staff Writer

When snow covers the ground and class starts in half an
hour, what's a person to do?
Larry Romine, director of Institutional Advancement,
suggests students tune in to some of their favorite radio
stations to find out whether or not classes will be held or if
school will open at a later hour.
KUGN, KLCC, KPNW, and KZEL are some of the
radio stations which broadcast school closure information.
Romine says most of these stations have sister transmitters in the AM or FM range so the information is broadcast
to a larger audience. About 20 stations announce school
closures.
The "snow day" or school closure information is
relayed to the stations between 5:30 and 6 a.m.
Romine says he uses code words to inform the radio stations of snow days. The code words identify him as an
LCC official and not just a student trying to avoid a test or
get a day off from school.
Although Romine is in charge of calling radio stations,
Campus Security employees gather road condition information 24 hours a day and. keep in touch with the weather
bureau. They check conditions around the school and on
30th Avenue, and if they decide it's unsafe for students to
travel, they notify Romine.

Starter pack for dead batteries is in the works
by Joe Patterson

for the TORCH

The ASLCC has proposed to fund and make
available a battery pack for students whose cars
need jump starts in the coming winter days.
Director of Security Paul Chase says the Security Office would provide shelter and electrical
hook-up for a battery pack. Students who needed
to use the pack would be required to check it out
from the Security Office.
The Security Office currently provides students
with jumper cables only. Students ~ho use the

cables must find someone to help out on their
own.
Chase doesn't know exactly what form the battery pack will be in but says it will probably be on
a hand cart and will have all necessary electrical
hook-ups.
Approximately four years ago, LCC provided a
jump-start service, but Chase says the college
discontinued the practice due to a lack of workstudy students to do the job, and because of a liability problem. According to Chase, someone
used the wrong procedure and destroyed the battery of a car.

The ASLCC has suggested that students could
sign a waiver to avoid liability problems. But
Chase feels students will be forced to sign it so
they won't be stranded.
"Students who are really in need will sign the
form. They'd have to if they want help,'' Chase
said.
The American Automobile Association (AAA)
also provides jump starts and other automotive
services. The fee for an annual AAA membership
is $39, and the club provides service within 10
miles. Chuck's Mobile Service Center at 2910
Willamette is a close, authorized AAA center.

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Big stick swung by US
Editorial by Andy Dunn

TORCH Staff Writer

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Once all the festivities have ended and the
visiting relatives have gotten back on the
plane to Anywhere USA, suddenly it hits
you that the holiday season is over.
After 23 years of Christmas seasons that
seem to start in October and end abruptly
Jan. 1, I have learned to create my own
meaning for the holiday season.
It is a time to remind yourself of how important the people you care about are to
you. During the drone of the daily struggle
to survive friends can often be taken for
granted .
The holidays offer the chance for families
and friends to be together and share some
special time. But it is not that simple. Due to
social expectations we are pressured to express our love through material gifts.
It's impossible to give presents to everyone
and in the long run we end up feeling inadequate . This feeling should have nothing to
do with the holidays. In my opinion it is the
exchanging of presents that has caused
Christmas time to be distressing for so many

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What's important is the time we share
with others and what we can give of
ourselves.
The feelings of love and goodwill don't get
thrown out with the tree, into a box for next
year, or into the trash with the wrapping
paper. These feelings are special and not
disposable.
I am glad that we made it through another
year on this planet, and as each New Year
rings in, it gives me faith that maybe we can
make it in this world.
The threat of thousands of nuclear
warheads all over the planet ready to take
off at any moment and destroy our world as
we know it can kind of put a damper on
things.
As each year goes by I hope the people of
the world struggle harder to be free from the
threat of complete nuclear destruction.
Remember. .. "Think
Locally."

Globally,

Act

May peace prevail on earth.

LETT ERS TO TH E EDITO R

Another understandable
mistake. The United States
hasn't admitted it yet and
perhaps never will, but the
shootdown of two Libyan
MiG 23 fighter jets by US
Navy F-14 son Jan. 4 appears
to have been an error.
Our justification for the
shootdown has thus far been
limited to the fact that the Libyan aircraft were armed and
were locking their radars onto
and engaging in air combat
maneuvers with the F-14 s.
For US aircraft to shoot
down Libyan aircraft on this
justification
may
be
understandable, but it is also
inconsistent, and frightening.
Air intercepts and mock
combats among the world's air
forces are more common than
we would like to admit. And it
is a standard procedure for
fighter aircraft to be armed -that is their purpose. If the
US were to shoot down all the
foreign aircraft that engaged
in the same activities as these
MiGs, the world's skies would
rain down in a near daily
bloodbath.
And if other countries, such
as Libya, were to shoot at
American armed forces for
engaging in these actions, we
would be under frequent fire.
US officials also justify this
shootdown by citing a similar
incident in 1981 when the Libyans fired first, missed, and
were subsequently shot down.

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Holub applauded

To the Editor:
I am writing this open letter
to publicly thank Tom Holub,
the instructor for the Court
Reporting Program at LCC,
DTC, who has helped my
fell ow students and me in our
class.
Tom has always been present for the state and national
tests, which occur twice a year,
to help dictate or support us in
any way he can.
At the state test on Oct. 22,
there were three people out of
25 who passed, and those people have taken classes from
Tom.
Tom attends the Oregon
Shorthand Reporters Association meetings and is also a
committee chairperson for the
School Liaison Committee.
The National Shorthand
Reporters Association has asked Tom to give a presentation
at the School Administrators'
Workshop for their mid-year
seminar in Hawaii.
Now, it is time for Tom to
receive support from his
fell ow teachers and students at
LCC. ·About a month from
now a fund-raising committee
will go to work. Contact Mike
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January 6, 1989

Furtado at 688-3442 if you can
help in any way.

Amanda Essner
LCC Student

Honesty praised

To the Editor:
This December morning,
Rick Couch--LCC student-returned my lost checkbook
with personal pictures, ID,
and (last but not least) my
son's Xmas bus and ski lift
ticket from Berg's!
We were at Valley River last
night "doing" the Tree of Joy
for some children and were
finishing up the wrapping of
their presents at the mail scale
table. In the excitement of it
all I left to watch my middle
schooler put the presents
under the tree and forgot my
checkbook.
My·children were recipients
of the Tree one year, so we've
felt a special reason for giving
something back to others these
past several years. This holiday season Rick Couch played
a special part in that spirit of
giving and receiving by his integrity and real-life concern
for others.
It's a true pleasure to
recognize the high quality of
The TORCH

LCC students such as Rick.
His Xmas gift of honesty to
me and my family will be long
remembered.
Happy Holidays to all!

Lorna Funnell
Adult Education

Walk, don't ride

To the Editor:
I wish to get a pet peeve of
mine off my chest concerning
our student government. As I
~it here in the cafeteria it
amazes me that after calling
for more awareness and
respect for the rights and the
problems that face the disabled students here at Lane, who
is it that I see always riding the
elevators?--Why, it's members
of our student government.
Hey, people, you are our
student leaders and you are
supposed to set the example
for the rest of us to follow.
How can you expect others to
be more considerate of the
rights of the disabled when
members of student government don't?
As a former member of student government (I was a
senator in '80-'81), I find it
embarrassing by the poor ex-

ample that is being set by
members of student government. Unless I'm mistaken,
most of you appear to be in
good health and I find it hard
to believe that certain
members of the ASLCC are
too lazy to use the stairs.
It is frustrating to watch the
disabled have to fight to get on
the elevator when it is full of
healthy people who could walk
up and down stairs without a
problem.

What makes this worse is
that you see members of the
ASLCC . . . are riding the
elevator. How can you ask the
student to follow your policies
when you don't?
If you set a policy you
should set the example and
follow your own policies.
Remember, actions speak
louder than words.
I'm going to walk up the
stairs to the Torch office to
turn this letter in. I'm lucky
that I can do this and I'm sure
that there are disabled
students who would like to
trade places with me. Would
student government like to
trade places with the disabled?
Jesse Rubenstein
LCC Student

Well, a lot has happened
since
1981,
including
numerous publicized intercepts and mock combats
between US and Libyan jets.
In all of these encounters since
1981, Libyan aircraft have not
once fired upon US aircraft or
ships.
So why now -- just a few
days ago -- did the US fire
upon these particular aircraft?
Either the US government had
other reasons which they're
not revealing, or it was simply
a mistake.
The circumstances were
typically complex as the Libyan jets were on a mission to
intercept what they saw as
possible hostile targets flying
just 70 miles north of their
coastline while the American
jets sought to protect
themselves and their ship.
It is imminently understandable how the F-14 pilot in
those stressful circumstances
chose not to wait until fired
upon before firing.
Firing first is, however, a
dangerous break from precedent and can only loosely be
covered under US rules of
engagement as self-defense.
And it was probably a
mistake.

~TORCH

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Remember
Center extravaganza, says
Stewart.
• The Inspirational Sounds
Gospel Choir will perform,
and Diane Retallack will conduct the Eugene Vocal Arts
Ensemble and members of the
Eugene Symphony in a reduced version of the Symphony of
Brotherhood, an oratorio
composed in Dr. King's
memory by Eugene composer
Jon Sutton.
• The Eugene Commission
on the Rights of Minorities
will present an award to an
outstanding member of the
community.
Martin Luther King Jr.
waded into the fore of the
struggle for equality for all
humanity in December of 1955
after Rosa Parks refused to
relinquish her seat to a white
and move to the back of a city
bus in Montgomery, AL. King
mobilized a boycott of the
buses under the umbrella of
the Montgomery Improvement Association, which he
helped form and of which he
was the first president.
A Baptist minister in Montgomery, King adapted
Gandhi's
Mahatma
philosophy of civil disobedience to form a strong, effective civil rights movement in
the US.
For more than a decade
King guided the movement for
equality with these words,
"We will not resort to
violence. We will not degrade
ourselves with hatred. Love
will be returned for hate,''
state s the ''Encyclopedia
Americana.''
In 1964 King became the
youngest recipient of the
Nobel Peace Prize.
In 1968, while standing on a
Memphis hotel balcony
discussing strategy with Jesse
Jackson and the Rev. Ralph
Abernathy, King was slain by
an assassin's bullet which he
received in his neck.
• Among other events to
honor the memory of King is
the ASLCC-sponsored Martin
Luther King Jr Essay and
Speech Contest. The contest is
open to LCC students and
must relate to the life of Dr.
Martin Luther King. The
deadline is Jan. 11, 1989, at 5
p.m. Stewart hopes the winning entries will be read during
Friday Forum following the
King celebrations.
Stewart says he has been
working since early fall with
members of the Martin Luther
King Task Force comprised of
the Eugene Commission on
the Rights of Minorities, the
NAACP, Honor Our New
Ethnic Youth (HONEY), and
ASLCC.

from page 1 _ _ _ _ _ __
The City of Eugene is
donating the use of the Hult
Center, although wages for
union employees working during the show are still in
negotiation, says Stewart. The
city is also helping with the
cost for a pre-show reception
for the general public from 6
to 7 p.m. on Jan. 16, a press
conference at 6:30 p.m., and a
dignitary reception from 7 to 8
p.m., all at the Hult Center.
According to Stewart,
celebrating the life of King is
becoming a tradition at LCC.
Former ASLCC Cultural
Director Rico Perez began
honoring King on the LCC
campus two years ago.
Last year, though, after
receiving confirmation to
speak at Lane's King commemoration from the Rev.
Ralph Abernathy, Perez was
both elated and perplexed.
Perez felt a speaker of Abernathy's caliber demanded
more than this campus alone
could offer.
The Hult Center's 2,600
capacity Silva Hall was
secured with Abernathy speaking to a full house, and so
Lane's tribute bloomed into a
community event sponsored
and coordinated by ASLCC
and Lane Community College.

by Joe Patterson and Rob Walter

TORCH Staff Writers

Through a foreign study consortium,
students at LCC and four other Oregon community colleges can study at the University of
London spring term.
Students from LCC, Chemeketa,
Clackamas, Mount Hood, and Portland Community Colleges are eligible for the London
Study Program, which is coordinated by the
American Institute for Foreign Study. Those
who meet the Feb. 1 application deadline and
pay the required $3,385 depart for London on
Sat., April 15.
They'll spend eight weeks studying courses
normally offered on their home campuses with
two Oregon community college instructors on
the Bloomsbury campus of the University of
London.
The $3,385 price includes a student's round
trip air fare, housing in London, some meals,
tuition, and full campus privileges at the
Bloomsbury campus.
The program includes membership in the student union, use of the library on campus, and a
subway pass for Central London.
In London, LCC Speech Communication Instructor Mary Forestieri will teach Fundamentals of Speech (Persuasion) SP 113, General

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TA 113. Mount Hood English instructor Eric
Hoem will teach Survey of English Literature
ENG 103, English Composition (Research) WR
123, and Shakespeare ENG 203. All credits are
transferable to the University of Oregon.
Credits from Eng 103, Eng 203, and Soc 206
are part of sequences which meet cluster requirements at the university. Several of the
classes offered include visits to theaters and
museums, as well as Parliament and other
public forums.
Forestieri says she is excited about the prospect of teaching community college courses in
London. "Why talk about Parliament when
you can actually go and see it?" she says. And
it may be possible for Oregon students to enroll
in community education classes along with
London residents.
Certain students on Financial Aid are eligible
to apply their funding toward the cost of the
program, although much of the aid may be in
the form of high interest loans, according to
Sharri Galick, an adviser in the LCC Financial
Aid Office.
Although the price may seem high to many
LCC students, Forestieri feels that most people
would benefit from the experience. "If I won
the lottery I'd donate $10,000 to a fund for
students who can't afford it," she says.

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of books for this term,
and you're out of cash.

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you have our deepest sympathy. •
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NCC stuns'-Titan men in defensive battle, 67-64
by Paul Morgan

TORCH Sports Editor

A 30-foot desperation shot
at the buzzer by Matt Sand
snuffed a hard fought Titan
rally and lifted Northwest
Christian College to a 67-64
men's basketball victory in the
final game of the Lane Invitational.
With the game tied 64-64
and 11 seconds left in the
game, NWCC had the ball and
one chance to win. Lane used
their full court press to force a
bad shot, but NWCC got the
ball into the sure hands of
Sand (21 points, 12 rebounds)
with two seconds left.
As Lane's Harold Michaud
played tight defense on Sand,
the Crusaders leading scorer
threw a shot up from 30 feet
out that swished through the
hoop as time ran out.
"Harold was right on him ...
he just turned into the shot,"
said Head Coach Dale Bates.
The Titans looked strong in
the first half. Lane, beaten
twice by the Crusaders this
season, held NWCC to 32 percent (11 for 34) from the field
in the first half. The Titans
shot 47 percent (15 for 32) and
went to the locker room with a
35-29 lead.
But the Crusaders crawled

back to take the lead on a
three point shot with 16
minutes to go, 41-40.
The lead changed hands five
times during the next three
minutes, but NWCC began to
pull away. The Crusaders
scored eight straight points to
take a 51-44 lead with 10
minutes left.
During that stretch,
Michaud (6 pts. 7 rbs.) drew
his fourth foul and had to be
pulled from the game in favor
of Mike Surmeier. That was
just the beginning of the
Titans' foul troubles.
Surmeier (5 pts. 8 rbs.) fouled out with six minutes to go,
post Marty Huff (12 pts. 3
rbs.) had four, and guard Don
Holly finished with three
fouls.
Down by five points with
2:50 remaining, Lane used an
effective full court press and
good passing to fight back.
"We used a sagging zone
defense and tried to help out,''
explained Bates. "Our full
court press picked up the pace
and got us some steals."
Holly (11 pts. 5 rbs.) gave
the Titan~ a 64-61 lead on two
free throws with 40 seconds
left.
NW CC came back with a

three pointer by John O'Haver
to tie the game 64-64 with 30
seconds left.
Doug Piquette took the ball
down court for the Titans,
drove the lane, but had his
shot blocked. NWCC called
time out with 11 seconds left,
then won the game on Sand's
shot.
"Our kids played hard,"
said Bates. "We played good
defense and made a good
comeback."
Bates was happy that the
Titans had improved since
their 92-91 overtime victory
over Linn-Benton Community
College during the opening
night of the invitational. But,
he added, "We looked a little
inconsistant.''
Lane
will
take
on
Chemeketa Saturday night in
Salem. Chemeketa is ranked
third in the Northwest Athletic
Association of Community
Colleges' Dec. 19 poll.
The Titans raised their record
to 1-0 in league, and 9-3
overall with a win over
Southwestern Oregon . Community College Wed. Jan. 4.
Michaud was the leading
scorer with 15 pts, Holly
dumped in 13, and Piquette
added 10.

Ex-Blazers give time to Lane,
raise money in charity game
by Paul Morgan

TORCH Sports Editor

Places like LCC are a far cry
from the glamour and glitz of
the National Basketball
Association, but a group of
ex-Portland Blazers are playing the game they love, entertaining crowds, and helping
charities raise money by
donating their time and
energy.
The Blazer Alumni traveled
to LCC Dec. 10 and played the
Eugene All-Stars, a group of
LCC alumni, in a game to
raise money to benefit the
LCC men's basketball scholarship fund. The game was correlated with the Little Titans
Basketball Camp that was held
earlier that day, which also
benefited the scholarship
fund.
Former Blazer players Bob
Gross, a member of the
1976-77 NBA championship
team; Herm Gilliam, also a
member of the 1976-77 NBA
championship team; Darrall
Imhoff, who played his last
year with Portland in 1971-72
after 12 years in the NBA;
Greg Smith, who played three
seasons with the Blazers
before retiring in 197 5; Dan
Anderson, who played two
years with the Blazers; Dale
Schlueter, who played for the
Blazers in 1970- 72 and
1977-78; and Shaler Halimon,
a member of the first Blazer
team in 1970-71, played before
a delighted crowd of about 90

in the main gym.
In the end the 126-115
Blazer victory was not of vital
concern; it was the smiles of
the fans and players that
deemed the outing a success.
"Ninety-five percent of the
games we don't have to look at
the score, but sometimes we
do," said Gross.
"We try to have fun ai:id interact with the crowd,'' said
Schlueter: who spent 12 years
as a "journeyman" • in the
NBA while playing for six different teams.
The Blazer Alumni have
been together seven years,
playing about 40 games a year
around the Northwest to help
raise money for charity, said
Schlueter.
"The main part," he explained, "is to help the communities out. But it's good to
have the guys together again,
go out and turn all red and
have our knees hurt."
"I look forward to it,"
agreed Gross, sitting in the
locker room after the game

with ice bags covering each
knee. "If we go a week
without playing I wonder
when the next game is."
During halftime the Alumni
team helped auction off
several items, including a
basketball signed by the current Blazer team and tickets to
a Blazer game, to benefit the
scholarship fund.
''The games work out well
for both the charity and the
guys (the Alumni),'' added
Gross. "I think (the Alumni)
plays becau·se they miss the
game.''
Keith Baltzen, a member of
the 1978 Titan basketball
team, played for the Eugene
All-Stars. "Most guys just
want to have fun and help the
college," he said. "It feels
good to play against an NBA
player . . . someone who
plays at another level.''
Titan Head Coach Dale
Bates was pleased with the
outcome. "This was a big
undertaking for the coaching
staff,'' explained Bates.

Sophomore Harold Michaud soars over the SWOCC defense to
score two of his game high 15 points. The Titans evaporated the
Lakers 67-51 to open Southern Division play.

Titan women drain

Lakers with speed

The Titan women's basketball team jumped out to a
16-4 lead and never looked back against Southwestern
Oregon Community College as LCC pummeled the Lakers
71-49 Wed., Jan. 4, at Lane.
The Titans held leads of as much as 24 points and used
an efficient, patient passing offense to raise their record to
1-0 in the Southern Division, and 4-8 overall.
"This is the first time we've had all of our kids
together," said Head Coach Dave Loos. "That gives us
more depth."
Loos said his team has had a difficult pre-season. ''Our
competition has been real tough," he said. "We've played
five teams that lead their divisions."
This weekend is no exception. The Titans travel to Salem
to take on seventh-ranked Chemeketa.
"We enter each game at the same level ... we come out
and play hard," explained Loos.

UNIVERSITY OF OREGON

EMU Craft Center
Workshops, Studio Space, and
Craft Supplies

Winter Workshops
Begin Jan. 10.
Register Soon!
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East wing, lower level. Or call 686-4361.

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January 6, 1989

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Campus Ministry's purpose transcends religion ·
'We're here to help people'

by Jessica Schabtach

TORCH Associate Editor

James Dieringer, a Roman
Catholic priest, spent the ten
years from 1971 to 1981 talking •.with LCC students and
staff every day in the cafeteria.
In 1981 he moved up in the
world to a small office in the
Center building and formed
the Campus Ministry, but he
says that his function is still
mostly talking with people,
and helping them in any way
he can.
"We talk with people, we
cry with people, we laugh with
people--yes, and sometimes we
cuss with people,'' Dieringer
says. "We're here to help people. It sounds corny, it's a
cliche, but I cannot find

The Ministry has two campus offices, but Dieringer says
that it pays rent to the school
and receives no finanical support from the state or the
education system. It receives
$2-3 ,000 per year in community and church donations and
from LCC staff for the

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The Ministry also receives
an $18,000 grant from Dieringer's church, the Catholic
Arch Diocese. This covers
Dieringer's living, housing,
and transportation expenses,
as well as secretary Marna
Crawford's salary. Dieringer
helps underwrite his expenses
by teaching shop in LCC's
adult education program,
helping in local Catholic churches on weekends, and doing
odd jobs.

The Ministry now provides
counseling services and
organizes such programs as
the Emergency Loan Fund and
the clothing exchange.

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Ministry offers help and advice to LCC students.

The school charges $145.65
per month for rent of the
offices--standard rent figured
by square footage--and the

The TORCH, LCC's student run
newspaper, is looking for:
Typesetters
Writers
Photographers
Production Paste-up Artists
Advertising Dept. Personnel
Graphic Artists

For more information stop by 205
Center Bldg., or call ext. 2657, and
ask for Alice C. Wheeler.

Ministry pays for its phone,
Xerox key.,_ and other
necessities. "We are not interested in getting anything for
nothing," Dieringer says. The
rest of the money is used for
the Emergency Loan Fund and
for the other programs the
Ministry sponsors.

The Emergency Loan Fund
is a last-resort loan source for
students who need money for
textbooks or other related
school expenses. The Ministry_
also sponsors the Sharing Is
Caring Christmas program,
which gives LCC departments,
groups, and individuals the
chance to "adopt" a family
for Christmas and send a
basket of food and children's
toys.
With the ASLCC, the
Ministry works on the clothing
exchange through the Student
Resource Center and the
Women' s Awareness Center .
" We want to augment the
campus and help students
complete training here to get
better jobs, a better life,"
Deiringer says. " And that's
what the school is for, too."
The staff of the Campus of
Ministry are religious people,
but they don't see their role in
the school solely as a religious
one. " I see it as much more
broadly based,'' Dieringer
says. "We're not here to proselytize, we're not here to convert people. That's somebody
else's job ... My job here is to
help human beings. I've had a
few people come in and kneel
down and pray, and that's
OK, that's what they need.
I' ve prayed with a few people,
but that's not why I'm here."

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2-4 p.m., EMU Forum room, UO.

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Repossessions. Call 1-805-687-6000,
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young adults with disabilities.
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DO YOU CARE about your world? Friday Forum is looking for new
members!! Call 747-4501, ext. 2335 .
SUPPORT GROUP for adult children
of disfunctional families. Tues. 12-1,
CEN 219. Sandy Farber, 726-2204.
ANYONE INTERESTED in participating on the women's track and
field team please contact Lyndell
Wilken at ext. 2696 or 343-3080. The
team is in need of more distance runners and sprinters .

DENALI MAGAZINE will begin accepting submissions for the Winter issue in
Friday, Jan. 13, 1989. Pick up submission forms in CEN 4790.
KARATE: LESSONS Mon., Wed. ,
nights 6 to 8 p.m. Sat. 9 - 12 p.m.
$30/month . Call Vance, 345-5084.
WOMEN'S SUPPORT GROUP. Tuesday's 9-10 a.m. Room 219. Having trouble coping with school, drop by .

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THE LIBRARY has on-going used Book
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hardback, $.50 for paperback. All profits go to buy new books for the library.
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CEN 4790, Wed. Jan. 11 , 2 p.m. or call
the Denali office, ext. 2830.

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WOMEN IN PHILOSOPHY presents:
"The Body Politic/The lmploitic
Body/Bodily Politics." A discussion
with Naomi Schenan, Assoc. prof.
philosoph, Univ. of Minnesota. Thurs.
Jan. 26, 7:30 p.m. in Gerlinger Lounge,
UO. Free. For more info contact Grace
lurilli , 485-0829. Paper on reserve at
UO Library.

Write an essay, make a speech

In commemoration of Martin Luther King Day and the
activities surrounding the
event during the week of Jan.
16-20, ASLCC will be holding
an essay and speech writing
contest open to LCC students
and students of the 41 school
district. The theme is open to
anything pertaining to the life
of King and his work.
The written essay should be
no more than 500 words, and

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the speech should last no more
than five minutes. LCC instructors will be the judges of
all works submitted, and the
first place submissions will be
printed in the TORCH. The
winning speeches and essays
will be presented Tues., Jan.

17, or Thur., Jan. 19 in the
cafeteria.

The deadline for essay and
speech submissions is Jan. 11,
5 p.m. in Center Room 479.
First prize in essay and speech
is $50; second prize is $25.

VETERAN'S - are you interested in forming a Veteran's Club? Come to a
meeting in the LCC Board Room at 4
p.m. Thurs., Jan. 12. Dave Schroeder, a
Veteran's representative from the
Employment Division will be at the
meeting. For more information contact
the LCC Veteran's office ext. 2663.

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The new site would also
eliminate exhaust and noise
problems since no buildings
are near the main entrance, he
says.
And wheelchair access,
another concern, would be accomodated, says Zvonkovic,
because LTD would build
ramps into the new site.
Yet Paul Colvin, director of
LCC Campus Services, says
LCC rejected the initial proposal last spring because it
"didn't seem to serve the
riders very well."
He points out that the current location is at the heart of
campus, allowing students to
wait in the cafeteria at night
and offering shorter walking
distances and more protection
from the weather.
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site as far as the college is concerned," Colvin says.
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are for LTD . . . As far as
LTD is concerned, it would be
more convenient if we just
moved the whole campus
closer to downtown.''

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Bird chronicled

by Jay Neal

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for the TORCH

More than anything else, the film Bird shows us that Charlie
Parker was a junkie. This innovative saxman redefined jazz
music, but his brief and complicated life was shaped by the torment of his addiction to drugs and alcohol.
The film reveals a very dark view of the life of Charlie Parker,
his music, and the important relationships that inspired and
steadied him. What emerges from these dimly lit scenes is the
profile of a complex man who, along with other jazz masters
such as Dizzy Gillespie, gave the world the revolutionary jazz
style "Bebop."
Integrity and authenticity were secured by the pre-production
support and cooperation of Parker's wife, Chan Richardson.
Consequently, what we have been given should be a relatively
true historical rendering of the Bebop era and the musicians at
the center of it.
Musically, this integrity is maintained by composer and
musical director Lennie Niehaus who has orchestrated over 40
films and is a jazz musician himself.
Not only a film of historical value, Bird is also emotionally
powerful. It is agonizing to witness Bird's often romantic, sensitive, and creative life so diminished by the consequences of his
addictions. The resulting turmoil is the wreckage that makes up
the last years of his life.
The one constant is the stability he derives from his family
life. Chan Parker is an especially intriguing character. Independent, strong-willed, and completely unpretentious, she was the
steady strength at the center of the Bird's passionate and driven
life.
This is Clint Eastwood's 13th film as a director, and it
demonstrates his interest in non-traditional characters and
fascinating stories. Though Eastwood's strength has been with
anxiety-filled westerns, he successfully breaks new ground in this
film, using his expertise in solid and convincing imagery with
sometimes unnerving visual tension.
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The display will run until Jan. 20 and is located on the first floor of the
Math & Arts Building. It is free and open Mon. - Thur. 8 a.m. - 5 p.m.
and Fri. 8 a.m. - 5 p.m.

Dark humor and the White Worm
by John F. Piper

TORCH Staff Writer

If you don't know how "all
the folks on both sides of the
weir/lost lots of sheep and lots
of sleep and lived in mortal
fear," it's a safe bet you
haven't yet visited The Lair Of
The White Worm in Cinema
Two of the ~ijou Theatre.
Lair, director Ken Russell's
adaptation of Bram Stoker's
novel of the same name, is at
least as good as his films Tommy and Altered States. It's
definitely as bizarre.
The proof is in the story: In
Mercy County, Britain, Scots
archaeology student Angus
Flint unearths a reptilian skull

from the front yard of Mercy
Farm Bed & Breakfast.

That evening, he goes up to
D' Ampton Hall, home of the
young
Lord
James
D' Ampton, for the annual
celebration of the slaying of
the legendary ''D' Ampton
Worm" - a kind of legless
dragon with '' great big teeth in
a great big mouth and great
big goggle eyes,'' according to
the rock trio at the party.
As it turns out, the
D' Ampton Worm is very
much
alive,
having
regenerated itself, as worms
do, from one of the halves into
which it was cut ages ago. The
Worm is also the snake-god
Dionin, whose worshippers,

cons1stmg mo st ly o f Sir
James' s neighbor, Lady Sylvia
Marsh, are semi-reptilian vampir es with psychoactive
venom.

Sound like a horror movie?
Sure, it's frightening, but the
humor in the movie is by far
the more noticeable element.
Have you ever seen snakes
charmed by harmonica music
or, worse yet, bagpipes? How
about pickled earthworms in
aspic?
If that doesn't amuse you,
some of the special effects
should. The effects are for the
most part excellent, which
makes those that aren't excellent especially funny
(Barny's death, for example)
and makes it likely that this is
deliberate on Russell's part.
The acting is great, particularly a cameo by Stratford
John as Peters the butler. His
delivery of ''unlock the front
door and lock up the chambermaids? . .. very
well,
Milord" is worth the price of
admission by itself. Hugh
Grant plays Sir James with
just the right combination of
boyish charm and British
upper-class manliness, Sammi
Davis is as practical and tomboyish as Mary has to be for
the film to work, and the other
actors give equally brilliant
performances.

Janice Rae Brown
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If you like your humor with
a little gore as garnish, or vice
versa, this is a film not to miss.
Shows at 7:00 and 9:15 P.M.
at the Bijou Theatre on 13th
St.