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THIS IS A TEST

of the

Emergency Grammar System

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It is only a test

Actually, it isn't even a test

And it contains more than grammar

Oh, never mind....

Onward...

THIS IS THE TEST

1. I see a light at the end of the tunnel, it's probably a mirror.

Is the sentence Correct? Is the sentence Incorrect?

2. "I see a light at the end of the tunnel," Russial said, "It's probably a mirror."

Is the sentence Correct? Is the sentence Incorrect?

3. Look out! That light at the end of the tunnel is a train, and it's heading your way.

Is this Correct? Is this Incorrect?

4. Its beginning to look a lot like Christmas at the University of Oregon, which has it's Ducks in a Rose Bowl.

Is the sentence Correct? Is the sentence Incorrect?

5. It's a bird. It's a plane. No, it's a pterodactyl, that is neither a bird nor a plane.

Is this Correct? Is this Incorrect?

6. I'd rather see the cartoon that is happy than the one that is sad.

Is the sentence Correct? Is the sentence Incorrect?

7. Patterned after a cartoon character designed by Walt Disney himself, the University was granted permission to use the Duck as a mascot many years ago.

Is the sentence Correct? Is the sentence Incorrect?

8. Currently living in Eugene, her interests include dancing, spending time with her roommate and helping out at a local nursery.

Is the sentence Correct? Is the sentence Incorrect?

9. Eugene is the place where Volkswagon buses go to die. Then, strangely enough, they don't die.

Is this Correct? Is this Incorrect?

10. This goofy grammar test has gone where no man has gone before.

Is the sentence Correct? Is the sentence Incorrect? Have you No opinion?

Were you keeping score? How did you do?

9-10 right
8 right
7 right
6,5,4... right

That's all, folks

If you have constructive comments or criticisms, please send them to
jrussial@oregon.uoregon.edu

If you have non-constructive comments or criticisms, click here.