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Dr. Mattie Burkert

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A partial list of things my child has done on this, her first night in the Big Kid Bed. 🧵

8/1/2021, 8:24:59 PM

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Dr. Mattie Burkert

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Turned on all of the lights.

8/1/2021, 8:26:22 PM

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Dr. Mattie Burkert

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Made a pillow fort in the Big Kid Bed.

8/1/2021, 8:28:21 PM

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Dr. Mattie Burkert

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Made a pillow fort in the rocking chair.

8/1/2021, 8:29:45 PM

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Attempted to place the changing pad on the dresser, inside the ghostly afterimage of the changing tray that used to sit there.

8/1/2021, 8:32:54 PM

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Dr. Mattie Burkert

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Knocked over the diaper pail, apparently in fury at the realization that the child lock was active and she could not mine its contents for ammunition.

8/1/2021, 8:46:55 PM

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Dr. Mattie Burkert

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Generally left me a dazed mixture of pride, amusement, exasperation, and heartbreak.

8/1/2021, 8:48:56 PM

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Dr. Mattie Burkert

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Did I mention that this was all in the space of the first hour and a half?

8/1/2021, 9:12:39 PM

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