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Dr. Mattie Burkert

@Mattie_Burkert

I call BS on preschool pajama day. Surely other people's toddlers do not wake up each day in well-fitting, seasonally appropriate, matching sets that have stayed clean and dry through the night.

12/16/2021, 5:48:12 PM

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Dr. Mattie Burkert

@Mattie_Burkert

Why are we pretending that this is the world we live in?

12/16/2021, 5:49:36 PM

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Dr. Mattie Burkert

@Mattie_Burkert

My partner says that it's supposed to be "fun"

12/16/2021, 5:50:05 PM

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