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Dr. Mattie Burkert

@Mattie_Burkert

They tell you that sometime in the toddler years the 3am crying will become less frequent; they don't tell you you'll instead be awake at 3am listening to yet another round of "B.I.N.G.O was his name-O!" through the wall.

1/6/2022, 7:17:44 AM

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