The Model O

The star for those who want a real blast.

A big, hot burning star. The power output of this star must be experienced to be believed. Enjoy the excitement of if its blue and ultraviolet light. More light than you ever thought possible.

Warning: not recommended for planets expecting to harbor any kind of life.

Official E.P.A Ratings

*Based on average operating conditions. Actual times may vary. Dealership not responsible for erratic or dangerous behavior when fuel exhausted.

Davison E. Soper, Institute of Theoretical Science, University of Oregon, Eugene OR 97403 USA